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SUPER late jump into the dhmis bandwagonwhy am i always late for everything
includes my own design for tony and the headcanon designs by aishaneko on tumblr
my headcanon surname for him is 'Timesworth'...dont judge
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Green is actually my least favorite color. I like blue and pink better, and find green boring. Green is just icky, it's the color of a lot of disgusting stuff, and I find it to be sorta the opposite of creative.
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[HIGH PITCHED AGGRESIVE SCREAMING]
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Me: Miss Notepad?
Notepad: Yes?....and you dont need to call me miss
Me: My friends favorite color is green!
Nathan: NO ITS NOT!......
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sorry for the confusion. Hes one of my friends.
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i-its supposed to creep you out though
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Oh. I apparently didn't get the memo.
... I'm the person whose favorite movie is Coraline, practices an evil laugh often, and over-excitedly participated in the role of Bogeyman for our Drama production. It's kind of hard for me not to find that face cute. XD
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hahahaha that reply actually made me laugh XD
*imagines over-excited boogeyman*
w-what do you mean thinking Coraline is a good movie is not normal oAo
of course a sentient, sociopathic clock-person who melts people's faces off is adorable
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I had to shout at the poor guy who played Leon, the Bogeyman in training. I was a tiny, American, female Gordon Ramsey.
Most of the people in my school didn't like Coraline because it's "scary", which is like hating a sub because it's not a sandwich.
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"BOGEYMAN IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, BITCH!!!" *while standing up on your toes and holding the dude by his collar* XD
wait is it bogeyman or boogeyman
haha im pretty sure most people in my school dont even know what coraline is, let alone hate it
its such a shame though... i mean first off claymation is hella difficult and secondly, its a good portrayal of modern day families, even if it is kinda dark
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It was a little more like:
"YOU WILL DO THIS THING, OR BY ALL THAT IS FOUL AND UNHOLY, THAT BURDEN WILL DESTROY YOU."
Mind you, the "burden" of the situation was to fulfill the terrifying duties of a Bogeyman--hiding in people's closets and making scary "ooOOOOo" sounds as they wet their little pink nightgowns.
I wish I could've lifted Leon by the collar of his shirt, but he was same height as me. XD
Claymation, albeit beautiful and interesting when done well, is a soul-ripping task to do. I loved the movie so much because they did the entire process and made it so wonderful to watch.
Such talented people they are. Such patient, talented people.
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...and then you bitch-slap him IN THE FACE... and then he cries aww now i feel poor for little leon boy
I once made a claymation project for school in seventh grade. Long story short we ended up just making limbless people out of circles with cylinders as bodies
...and that alone took 3 weeks
my, what a cute llama uvu
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I actually had to slap him on the forehead multiple times throughout the play. He didn't cry, but the sparkly fear in his eyes made it look like he was about to cry. XD
Now I wonder what limbless people could do if they were ever alive. Flop over and do the ritualistic dance of the legless wolves.
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gosh, now i feel even sorrier for him
damn he's so animu like i imagine him like in a shoujo manga or something like, dat sparkle of fear
that comment actually made me laugh out loud in front of my dad, to which he responded with a slightly patronizing glare XD (as if he doesn't think of me as enough of a mental case already)
hey, man dont diss my rad dancing skills, 'cuz thats what i do when i go to the club, yo
just kidding, im too young and uncool to even go to clubs ; v ;
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Sparkles are the lifeblood of fear, therefore, they are fear...
That dance shall the the pinnacle innovation of "dancing". That's what dancing is, right? People flailing about across the dance floor in no general direction but everywhere? That's, like, 75% of the movie Footloose. XD
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wait a second, aren't sparkles pointy? wouldn't that make them sharp and painful?
*le gasp*THE SPARKLES ARE EVIL!!!!!
....then that means that the leon kid was the TRUE Boogeyman!!
(who murders children using the power of TEH SPARKELZ )
by creating that dance, i have revolutionized dancing once and for all!
you may now call me...............THE DANCING QUEEN
what is this "Footloose"?
is it this movie i found on google that, according to imdb, is really shitty?
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I never knew the pitiful bloke had it in him... using the sparkles as a weapon. Diabolical.
If you're the dancing queen, can I be your agent? XD
I will be the Mafia Agent.
My Choir class watched Footloose, which begins with shots of people's feet wearing horribly colored shoes and leg warmers, shuffling back and forth chaotically. If the person whose feet is in the shot cannot dance to save their life (and you will notice if they can't, trust me), they will roll around on their ankles so gruesomely as if their feet cannot take the stress of being attached to their legs and ankles and must break themselves free of the enslavement. It's a bit cringe-worthy.
And then there's this scene where some girls in a car are driving along on the countryside road and meet up with Kevin Bacon who's driving on the wrong side of the road next to them. This one young lady in the car apparently wants to play water skiing with no water, skis, boats, or any ounce of common sense. So she climbs out of the girls' car (while it's still driving, mind you) and spreads her legs out to get a foot hold in Kevin Bacon's passenger side window and the girls' driver side window, screaming hallelujah as she tries to not get caught in the turbulent winds with her new car-shoes.
As if your prayers have been answered, a big, fat, deadly semi-truck barrels down the road. The woman is either blind, deaf, an idiot, or all of the above because she fails to climb back into the car even when all of her lady friends are screaming bloody murder at her to get back inside. The blessed semi-truck is now only a few feet away from pulverizing our dearest moron into a cherry chap-stick flavored paste. But, miraculously, she flies into Kevin Bacon's tiny passenger side window without any injures before the truck could even get to her. She must be as stretchy as the gum she always shovels into her mouth if she can climb into a tiny window so quickly like that. Bravo.
We didn't quite finish the movie, but it's easy to say that it will not be on my favorite movies list.
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we will now be known as... THE MAFIA DANCING QUEEN and her agent... who is also a member of the mafia why not secret agent? *children voice*yaaaayyyyyy
your descriptions make this movie cringe-worthy, and to that i say bravo, my good sir
....wait, his name's kevin bacon? why do i imagine a talking bacon with arms, legs, and a face with a mickey mouse voice that could be the mascot of some random bacon serving establishment that is run in a white van with said character printed on the side??
....like an ice cream truck, except with bacon instead of ice cream
i will watch the trailer then
my bacon brings all the girls to the road and they like, miraculously hop into my car
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Oh. I do wish it could've been that way. It would be obvious product placement, but having a giant piece of talking bacon would help the film plenty. It would make the dancing scenes a riot. XD
But we can't have that, and that breaks my secret mafia agent heart...
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why dont they just...turn everyone into bacons
that way, it will suck 283123x less because they'd just be moving the bacons using strings and everyone looooves bacon
also, they can sell bacon as merchandise
aaah...now i want a bacon truck
reaction after watching trailer: ......wait, what?? they have a 2011 remake!? *watches it, then screams*OH GOD MY EYEEESSS
*whispers*i dont have eyes now, thank
don't tell ma heart, ma secret mafia agent heart
(that aside, the first one had some p cool dance moves BD)
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Did you see their ankles do the "about to break apart from the legs" dance?
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oh god, that dance, yes. They must have made it with the intention of torturing the actors and those who dare to try it D:
That's a very nice name for the dance by the way. Have you ever considered a career in dance move naming? XD
i cant get the effing song out of my head, so thank you
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Naming dances is more of a hobby. XD
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eh, i was being sarcastic but, whatever
heck, is there even an actual career in dance naming?
*does a google search and finds a really important article about "dance names" *
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But... But, I don't want to be a belly dancer.
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well, too bad...you (i dont know what to call you XD), for I am the DANCING QUEEN, AND I COMMAND ALL OF THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD TO BECOME......DANCERS *does the ballet jump thing* *trips and violently breaks leg*
y'know what they say, "break a leg" *winkwonk
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warned me about what? *goes out from behind a curtain and does the ballet jump thing* that wasn't actually me, that was... a time clone *the sparkles hit you, resulting in an endless amount of blood uncontrollably spurting out of your body and leaving a bloody carcass on the floor* teh end :-PPPPPPPP
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*regenerates*
I'm a Time Lord, dummkopf.
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shit! i didnt realize there was another time lord and somehow, she's german!?
(eh, i got nothin, i dont watch doctor who)
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Can you feel zhe Schadenfreude?
MuahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Fantastic! I shall travel across the universe and spread the joy of Oktoberfest to all!
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wait wait wait what the fuck does schadenfreude mean???
and how the fuck do you know so much german??
also, NO BEERS IN SPAAAACCCEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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1) Schadenfreude is the term for the enjoyment of another's pain. It technically means "Harm-Joy". What fun! XD
2) My Grandmama is a native German, and I'm learning the language on Duolingo (but I keep putting it off--whhyyyy?!).
3) Then we shall substitute zhe beer with apple juice!
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ein) well, german certainly has some...specific words. although, scottish words are pretty overly specific too, i heard
zwei) wahh thats so cool, german people are cool, their words are also cool XD
that kinda reminds me of a friend's situation some time ago, albeit more extreme, kinda. in which she walked around holding the german-language-learning book and saying stuff in german, until she got bored, like really quickly.
drei) if you know where this icon is from without using google i will love you 5ever
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Well, we got hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Any rational person would say "fear of long words" but we went one step beyond and gave it a name.
I'm imagining your friend in a mall, and every time someone walks by she screams in a gruff voice, "Kartoffel!" *looks down at book* "Sauerkraut!"
And, no, I don't know who that guy is, but he look-a so very scary.
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omg what if, in a psychotherapist's room somewhere "sir, im sorry to inform you, but you have been diagnosed with a case of the hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia" client: *gasp* *dies* therapist: *sigh* not another one...
im, uh, not very well-versed in german, but i think those are food words that sound delicious and i would like to eat them *drools*
also, dont you mean "KARTOFFEL!!" and "SAUERKRAUT!!!"
oh, you dont? its a p chill guy from a p cool webcomic about post apocalyptic shit and people with gas masks by the name of "Romantically Apocalyptic"
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It's like an endless cycle or long words and death by long words. XD
Kartoffel--oh no, wait. *ahem* KARTOFFEL means "potato" I think. And SAUERKRAUT is for hot dogs and for some reason it reminds me of lettuce.
Romantically Apocalyptic sounds pretty cool. I'll look into it. 
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they should just change their clinic to a place where hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobic people are assassinated
the irony confuses me
....oh i thought kartoffel was like some sort of cracker that people drink for tea lmao and sauerkraut is hotdogs but with sour cream
you should, but i havent been following it recently lol
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Irony is a cruel mistress... and whenever I hear that word I think of shovels.
What you just said made me think of German people dunking potatoes into cups of tea with saltine crackers on the side.
Someone needs to draw that, oh dear gosh...
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reeeally now....well that's certainly a rather odd interpretation XD
maybe its because the shovels are made out of iron?
....well in my case, irony reminds me of a certain sunglasses-wearing character guhimfandomtrash
now what you said made me imagine a really stereotyped british person doing that while saying "honhonhonhon" .........oh wait, that's a french stereotype
or, like, hetalias >_>
yes, you should do it, yes, and not me, nope
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Waiwaitwaitwait!
You like Hetalia too?
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whoa, friend, you need to calm down
well, i did watch several episodes, but then i realized there were too many and stopped
i do still ship some of the characters tho
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Thankfully the episodes are only five minutes each. So twenty episodes is, like, only an hour.
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yesbutum my extremely high laziness and procrastination skills allow me to marathon absolutely fuck all, plus school's coming up soon soo
that aside, do you watch other animes? 0v0
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Tried, but procrastination has caught up with me.
Plus my internet sucks.
And I lost the batteries to my tv remote (thanks to my stupid brain that forgot we didn't have anymore batteries. My tv is forever stuck on Disney Channel
OH THE HUMANITY)
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