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Published: 2014-06-12 13:02:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 6362; Favourites: 179; Downloads: 0
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Description I posted this on LJ about… oh wow, four years ago :T
Someone requested a reupload so here it is!

Contains controversial seeker nesting, Prowl's atrocious pragmatism, and the barbaric delicacies once upon a time enjoyed by nobles.
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Comments: 38

ShebaKoby [2017-06-03 10:58:23 +0000 UTC]

*dies laughing forever* Β 
....why am I suddenly getting Steven Universe Peridot vibes from Mirage now?

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EbonyKain [2014-10-28 20:57:21 +0000 UTC]

Mirage cracks me up with how he just keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper. Β XD

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Spacelady2012 [2014-07-11 10:05:14 +0000 UTC]

Thy use to eat what?!
Gross! X(
Oh, Mirage! Stop that! XD

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gillianarenal [2014-06-22 03:55:06 +0000 UTC]

Mirage, you'd better not get within striking distance of Starscream for a greater turn of a galaxy's age.Β  Perhaps even two.Β  Somehow I don't think that Starscream will EVERΒ  not want to maul you into itty bitty pieces.Β Β Β Β 

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Masqueadrift [2014-06-15 06:08:02 +0000 UTC]

LOL Oi, Mirage! Stfu while you're still alive to say words.Β 

Omg that was hilarious and awful all at the same time. XD

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flutterjet In reply to Masqueadrift [2014-06-16 07:15:23 +0000 UTC]

That was the aim, thanks! :'D

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ShadowOfHeaven24 [2014-06-14 22:21:39 +0000 UTC]

Prowl ,dear, best not to say that near Stars...
^^'''

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SilentAssassin21 [2014-06-13 18:53:33 +0000 UTC]

Y'know there's a fanfic that goes into this topic?
It's called 'Delicacy' by gatekat, and it's on AO3.

It contains triggering content so please be aware of that.

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flutterjet In reply to SilentAssassin21 [2014-06-14 06:22:43 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, gatekat asked me to post this comic specifically to link there.Β 
I don't really like dark fics though (despite the obvious dark themes I kinda humorously drew here) so I am probably not going to read that |D;

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SilentAssassin21 In reply to flutterjet [2014-06-16 21:08:57 +0000 UTC]

I can understand that, dark fics aren't to everyones tastes, and even i was a bit squicked by some of the fic.

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LadyAnatar In reply to flutterjet [2014-06-14 17:18:10 +0000 UTC]

I don't usually like them either (and her stories are particularly intense; there are several that I can't read), but I just read the three chapters posted.Β  So long as there is a happy, justice-and-hopefully-carnage-filled ending, I'm going to keep reading it.Β  The sheer amount of thought and feeling that she puts into it allows me to read it.Β  Well, for now at least!

If you're curious, shoot me a PM, and I can spoil it in increments for you.

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Gatekat In reply to LadyAnatar [2014-06-23 13:32:53 +0000 UTC]

There's not a lot of carnage, but justice is served and the ending is almost too sweet.

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LadyAnatar In reply to Gatekat [2014-06-25 01:11:16 +0000 UTC]

Can't wait!Β  I'm literally on the edge of my seat waiting for the next chapter(s) to come out.Β  (Fortunately, life just got busy again, so at least I'm distracted.)

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Verilidaine In reply to LadyAnatar [2014-06-16 10:13:12 +0000 UTC]

((Not to be too terribly picky on the matter, and normally I don't mind enough to comment, but Delicacy is written by two authors--gatekat and myself. Β This one is particularly dear to my heart so ... yeah. Β Written by gatekat *and* Verilidaine. Β ^^))

flutterjet -- I was actually just stopping by to say thank you for the comic that inspired the anon prompter on the kinkmeme which inspired us in turn. Β Even if the fic isn't for you, which is completely cool, thank you so much for your part in the process

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LadyAnatar In reply to Verilidaine [2014-06-19 01:17:21 +0000 UTC]

You're right, and I apologize.Β  I do usually remember when a story has two authors but have the unfortunate habit of only mentioning one.Β  In this case, it's just easier to write your co-author's name; it's shorter!

By the way, I'm still enjoying the fic, horrific though it is, and can't wait for the next updates.Β  I really, really want Optimus and Starscream to meet.

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flutterjet In reply to Verilidaine [2014-06-18 13:57:29 +0000 UTC]

Ahah, I don't want to claim any part in the process, it's fine. Β I didn't check it out so I had no idea it was co-written!

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flutterjet In reply to LadyAnatar [2014-06-14 18:05:21 +0000 UTC]

That's cool, thanks - but I know me, I can't handle triggery content like infanticide/forced impregnation/rape etc., no matter the happy endings.

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LadyAnatar In reply to flutterjet [2014-06-14 18:10:22 +0000 UTC]

To be honest, I agree with you.Β  I haven't the foggiest idea why I'm reading this.Β  ::Shrugs:: Maybe it's the prevalence of Good People?Β  I dunno.

Ah, was that a 'thanks' or 'no thanks' to the spoiling?

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flutterjet In reply to LadyAnatar [2014-06-15 03:38:52 +0000 UTC]

No thanks :') I'm good! But enjoy the fic!

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LadyAnatar In reply to flutterjet [2014-06-15 03:59:07 +0000 UTC]

Alright, and will do!

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obsessivebehavior [2014-06-13 11:09:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh my gosh I dunno if I should laugh or be horrified xD

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flutterjet In reply to obsessivebehavior [2014-06-13 13:46:27 +0000 UTC]

Probably the latter

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SonicaKuroiTenshi [2014-06-13 08:45:14 +0000 UTC]

xD it's cute!

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MaxxineMagmaChief [2014-06-13 06:45:21 +0000 UTC]

Oh boy. Nice work by the way!

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Cloud-Kitsune [2014-06-13 01:13:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god, this is great. XD And especially stressful for Starscream to hear. >_>;;;

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flutterjet In reply to Cloud-Kitsune [2014-06-13 13:46:54 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I think he's perfectly entitled to attempt murder on Mirage there. |D

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Cloud-Kitsune In reply to flutterjet [2014-06-13 18:06:18 +0000 UTC]

Haha, he's acting like the eggs Mirage already ate were all his to begin with. XD

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SintelDragon [2014-06-12 20:54:18 +0000 UTC]

hey fj its been a long time hows japan?

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flutterjet In reply to SintelDragon [2014-06-13 13:48:21 +0000 UTC]

So, so busy ;_; But I get to go to a lot of TF conventions, at the very least!

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SintelDragon In reply to flutterjet [2014-06-13 17:29:12 +0000 UTC]

oh nice i was gonna go with a friend but i got denied by the parents

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BlueWriter93 [2014-06-12 19:52:00 +0000 UTC]

Prowl that's mean and Mirage pray to primus Starscream doesn't kill you!

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Sounddrive [2014-06-12 19:26:55 +0000 UTC]

Good Lord that is kinda scary to think about. O.O

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LordStarscream42 [2014-06-12 17:34:34 +0000 UTC]

I think Mirage needs to sleep with one eye open from now one. This had me rolling on the floor laughing. Wonderful job.

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Ha-HeePrime [2014-06-12 15:03:38 +0000 UTC]

MIRAGE, STOP SAYING WORDS! had me loling.Β 

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flutterjet In reply to Ha-HeePrime [2014-06-13 13:49:07 +0000 UTC]

Seriously, he risked his life there. Thanks

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TaintedTamer [2014-06-12 14:45:06 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha - well, that wasn't what I had been expecting reading the title. Quite entertaining.

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flutterjet In reply to TaintedTamer [2014-06-13 13:49:36 +0000 UTC]

Lol, it's sort of an obscure Jonathan Swift reference. Thanks!

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Anuset [2014-06-12 13:59:20 +0000 UTC]

The little comic strip was interesting and somehow the whole thing with the nobles eating seeker eggs even sounds plausible...I think there had been some shows with a similar type of theme in it, but can't remember titles. Starscream is a good mom and well at least he actually told them the rules how they can be near him and not get slagged though Mirage after probably mortifying his Prime and fellow Autobots should hope that he can hide from an angry Seeker and Prowl should only then get near the egg if he has already picked his replacement for Optimus will be one officer short in a matter of seconds.

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