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Published: 2012-06-08 08:51:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 766; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 8
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What was supposed to be a quick comic, turned out to be a week long project.... I'm sure the increasing laziness is noticeable.-----
Maybe a little background is in order. The nameless girl, is from their new HighSchool. She wants to fool around with Dib, cause she's got a thing for both inexperienced partners and "untouchable" partners. People no one will or can have. Including gay guys and straight girls. She's kinda based after a few people from my old school. Dib and Zim were argueing as usual, and she decided to make her move, and pulled Dib away behind one of the buildings. A few minutes later, Zim followed them.
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Zim
IB MONKEY!!!Dib
ammit Zim! I'm bus....Zim:HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ZIM TO MAUL THIS GLOOMY EARTH FEMALE
Girl:Gloomy Earth female.....Are you dumb or something?Go away so I can make out with your boyfriend.
Dib
oyfriend?Zim:YOU!SHUT YOUR MOUTH FUL OF SEWAGE AND LIES AND LEAVE THE DIB ALONE!AND TAKE YOUR PANTS FULL OF LOBSTERS WITH YOU!
Dib:*TRANSLATING*
Girl:WTF are you...
Dib:*snap*OH, You mean CRABS!
Girl:YOU'RE BOTH FREAKS!
Dib
w..............That was actually pretty funny.Zim:What's "making-out"?
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Took so long!!!!
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Comments: 9
Dib is a cheater and a traitor but I'd give him another chance zim but if he does it again CUT HIM OUT OF UR LIFE FOREVER
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xDDd i laughed sooo hard!! That was actually kinda funny xDD that cracked me up!
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My friend had a funny story like that, she literally had sand crabs in her pants at the beach...
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Auch! That sounds kind of painful xD
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Nah, but it was appently very awkward having our two guy friends help get them out. They went arouund saying she gave them crabs... they are funny assholes.
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I kinda wish I'd been there in person....
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