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Description
Name: Woolbert
Birthday: June 1st
Species: Woolly Rhino
Catchphrase: Rubble
Quote: "We're history in the making, rubble."

Character Type(s): Cranky
Personality: Woolbert is a stubborn fluffy arse, and get irritated by a lot of things around him. Don't give him to hard a time though, the guy is still getting used to all the modern things. He doesn't hate all the new things, frankly a lot of the new developments make life so much easier than before, but does everything have to be so dang complicated? He misses when he could just smash his problems.
He also won't admit it, but this grump enjoys the attention more than he lets on from being a big ol' hulking relic from the past.
Except camera flashes.
Camera flashes quite frankly enrage him and it's a good idea to not do that around him.
If you value your property please don't camera flash him.

History:
As you could probably guess from his confusion by some technology, he wasn't born in this time period. He was found frozen in a block of ice! He's been out and about trying to figure out his new lot in life, and found the fussing and noise from the people in his old town annoying. So he left as soon as he had a good enough understanding of things in the world, he will however miss a few garage band kids that taught him some wonderfully colorful music and language from this time.
He landed in this town through his traveling thinking it'd be a nice quiet town. He was wrong.

Other:
Coffee: Dark roast with honey and cream

Likes:
Rock music
Easy access to food
River bathing
Self sufficient homes
Doors to keep everything annoying out
Modern beds

Dislikes:
Camera flashes
Cameras by association
Fragile furniture
Microwaves
Braggarts who can't back up their claims at being able to wrestle with him, how dare you get his hopes up
Jello

Tracker: fav.me/dcxkf13

Description
Name: Woolbert
Birthday: June 1st
Species: Woolly Rhino
Catchphrase: Rubble
Quote: "We're history in the making, rubble."

Character Type(s): Cranky
Personality: Woolbert is a stubborn fluffy arse, and get irritated by a lot of things around him. Don't give him to hard a time though, the guy is still getting used to all the modern things. He doesn't hate all the new things, frankly a lot of the new developments make life so much easier than before, but does everything have to be so dang complicated? He misses when he could just smash his problems.
He also won't admit it, but this grump enjoys the attention more than he lets on from being a big ol' hulking relic from the past.
Except camera flashes.
Camera flashes quite frankly enrage him and it's a good idea to not do that around him.
If you value your property please don't camera flash him.

History:
As you could probably guess from his confusion by some technology, he wasn't born in this time period. He was found frozen in a block of ice! He's been out and about trying to figure out his new lot in life, and found the fussing and noise from the people in his old town annoying. So he left as soon as he had a good enough understanding of things in the world, he will however miss a few garage band kids that taught him some wonderfully colorful music and language from this time.
He landed in this town through his traveling thinking it'd be a nice quiet town. He was wrong.

Other:
Coffee: Dark roast with honey and cream

Likes:
Rock music
Easy access to food
River bathing
Self sufficient homes
Doors to keep everything annoying out
Modern beds

Dislikes:
Camera flashes
Cameras by association
Fragile furniture
Microwaves
Braggarts who can't back up their claims at being able to wrestle with him, how dare you get his hopes up
Jello

Tracker: fav.me/dcxkf13