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fnbman In reply to ??? [2022-12-08 00:26:56 +0000 UTC]

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tomtomboy In reply to fnbman [2022-12-08 00:28:50 +0000 UTC]

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fnbman In reply to TanukiTagawa [2019-02-19 19:04:31 +0000 UTC]

Whatever you need it to be...

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TanukiTagawa In reply to fnbman [2019-02-20 04:17:48 +0000 UTC]

 Okay,dude. 

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fnbman In reply to girlsdominateme1993 [2017-03-23 23:17:19 +0000 UTC]

I would be happy if she'd just talk dirty to me over the phone!

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girlsdominateme1993 In reply to fnbman [2017-03-24 00:23:20 +0000 UTC]

Yes

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fnbman In reply to hotartfan [2016-12-11 07:48:07 +0000 UTC]

Who says bitches aren't any fun?  Thanks!

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fnbman In reply to LETMESEEBEUTY [2016-09-29 04:08:18 +0000 UTC]

Try visiting a women's prison then we'll talk...

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LETMESEEBEUTY In reply to fnbman [2016-09-29 04:21:19 +0000 UTC]

I mean I greatly appreciate your version of Super women as bad ass woman. I appreciate your gorgeous artwork 

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fnbman In reply to eltf177 [2016-09-25 15:40:18 +0000 UTC]

Bonnie on the back of your BMW R1200, her firm boobs pressed into your back as you ride up Maine's coast highway...life is good!

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eltf177 In reply to fnbman [2016-09-25 18:29:20 +0000 UTC]

Wow...

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fnbman In reply to eltf177 [2016-09-25 19:00:42 +0000 UTC]

Or you're in your favorite recliner, enjoying the game with a cold brew and Bonnie steps in front of the screen in a moo-moo and her hair up in curlers and starts bitchin' at you to mow the lawn...life is bad! 

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eltf177 In reply to fnbman [2016-09-25 22:00:16 +0000 UTC]

Ouch!

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fnbman In reply to eltf177 [2016-09-25 22:10:19 +0000 UTC]

Or you're relaxing in bed, reading the morning paper and Bonnie comes out of the bathroom, naked and smelling of her favorite perfume.  She pulls the paper from your hands, snuggles at your side and whispers in you ear.  "I so horny.  Do to me all the things you've seen in your porno movies...".  Life is great!

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eltf177 In reply to fnbman [2016-09-25 22:37:18 +0000 UTC]

That, or you've overdosed on your medication again...

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fnbman In reply to eltf177 [2016-09-25 23:17:44 +0000 UTC]

Maybe she's just softening you up so she can tell you she wrecked your Corvette...again.

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eltf177 In reply to fnbman [2016-09-26 08:38:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!

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fnbman In reply to eltf177 [2016-09-26 08:44:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, my friend!

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ItsAllPossible In reply to fnbman [2016-09-26 04:20:08 +0000 UTC]

If it's a lease...No Problem!
If it's a fuel-injected 57...A AAAAAAAHHHH!

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fnbman In reply to ItsAllPossible [2016-09-26 04:32:53 +0000 UTC]

Actually, it was a trade.  This guy gave me his car and I gave him his family back.

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ItsAllPossible In reply to fnbman [2016-09-26 05:02:00 +0000 UTC]

Fair Dinkum Trade, Mate!  

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fnbman In reply to ItsAllPossible [2016-09-26 05:56:05 +0000 UTC]

Not really.  He traded down.

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ItsAllPossible In reply to fnbman [2016-09-27 08:31:09 +0000 UTC]

Oooohhhh!  

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fnbman In reply to ItsAllPossible [2016-09-27 16:10:14 +0000 UTC]

...horrible kids...

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ItsAllPossible In reply to fnbman [2016-09-28 17:56:09 +0000 UTC]

They usually kill the net valuation!  

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fnbman In reply to ItsAllPossible [2016-09-28 18:58:53 +0000 UTC]

I love kids...I think everybody else should have a couple.

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ItsAllPossible In reply to fnbman [2016-09-30 02:20:34 +0000 UTC]

LOL!  

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fnbman In reply to ItsAllPossible [2016-09-30 02:48:07 +0000 UTC]

LOL?  How old-fashioned of you.  It's my understanding the new hips term is 'XD'.  Jeeze! you old fuddy-duddies are ruining the internet for everyone!

Jen

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ItsAllPossible In reply to fnbman [2016-10-01 02:40:19 +0000 UTC]

English Broken Here!  

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fnbman In reply to ItsAllPossible [2016-10-01 03:15:48 +0000 UTC]

I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat!

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ItsAllPossible In reply to fnbman [2016-10-02 04:15:19 +0000 UTC]

Turn the letter, Vanna, and... 

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fnbman In reply to ItsAllPossible [2016-10-02 19:24:22 +0000 UTC]

A professional letter turner.  Her parents are very proud...

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ItsAllPossible In reply to fnbman [2016-10-03 06:08:44 +0000 UTC]

Great shoes & outfits...but update the background music!  

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fnbman In reply to ItsAllPossible [2016-10-03 07:00:15 +0000 UTC]

And get her a chair!  Jeeze, she's gotta be pushing 80 by now!

Jen

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ItsAllPossible In reply to fnbman [2016-10-09 05:18:22 +0000 UTC]

Or at least a stylish pair of flats...shes gotta stop teetering when she walks!  

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fnbman In reply to ItsAllPossible [2016-10-09 05:53:37 +0000 UTC]

"Who the hell gave Vanna a stick of Juicy-Fruit?"

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fnbman In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2016-09-25 07:16:16 +0000 UTC]

Have you ever thought about just sharing a bottle of wine and having a conversation with these girls?

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ItsAllPossible In reply to fnbman [2016-10-03 06:09:31 +0000 UTC]

One bottle...No...Two bottles...Yes!!  

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fnbman In reply to ItsAllPossible [2016-10-03 06:58:01 +0000 UTC]

I prefer wine that comes in a box...

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ItsAllPossible In reply to fnbman [2016-10-04 00:20:51 +0000 UTC]

"Ooooh...Franzia! Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!"  

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fnbman In reply to ItsAllPossible [2016-10-04 02:19:24 +0000 UTC]

Tastes great out of a Dixie cup...

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ItsAllPossible In reply to fnbman [2016-10-05 23:23:56 +0000 UTC]

Gotta Love the Red Solo Cup!  

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fnbman In reply to ItsAllPossible [2016-10-06 00:26:43 +0000 UTC]

First item on the 'Party Must Have' list...right after the strippers.

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ItsAllPossible In reply to fnbman [2016-10-07 02:19:33 +0000 UTC]

Gotta have Priorities!   

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