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Published: 2016-09-13 00:22:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 5917; Favourites: 250; Downloads: 145
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C'mon!Β Like you didn't see this coming!Related content
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Talk about Dressed to Kill! 
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I know!Β I keep telling her the don't allow bikini tops in the store!
BTW, how long has this damn Rams game been on?Β Feels like I've been watching it for 3 months!
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Lol...You oughta see some of the stuff they wear/don't wear at the local Wal-Mart out here!
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No doubt.Β Around here, it mostly moo-moos and curlers.Β Except for me, of course.Β I always look stunning!
Jen
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No doubt...Emma Peel Goes to Walmart, Indeed!
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Well, unlike me, Emma Peel had a lot of class!
Jen
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Ah...It's All ln The Way You Say It!
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"Thanks for the chlamydia!" "Did you say you have carbs?"Β "I had sex with you and now it burns when I pee."Β I've heard 'em all!
Jen
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Yeesh... l bet!
Shades of Frank Zappas "Why Does It Hurt When l Pee?"
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When are you guys going to learn?Β If it smells like a can of rancidΒ tuna...don't touch it!
Jen
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Talk about "Hot Tuna"!
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Good name for a band...not so much for a stripper!
Jen
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That's why I changed it to Licky Swallows!
Jen
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Mostly, I make yummy sounds...
Jen
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Lord...Have Mercy! (Jim Ladd)
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Gurgle, gurgle.Β (Ginger Lynn)
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No need.Β Amber Lynn licked it off.
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Gotta love a good follow-through!
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"Hey mom!Β My college roommate says he has a movie where you suck cum out of another woman's twat!"
And the ex-porn actressΒ moment of truth arrives.Β
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Cue the "BAM"! sound effect from the Three Stooges! Β
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Of course, the 'cool' mom would show him the one where she took three guys up her ass at once.
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Helluva Highlight Reel!
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Makes family dinner more interesting...
Jen
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Classy enough for fnbman!
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I know you don't realize it but that was an incredible insult!
Jen
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Ahh...how else should l phrase it, then?
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"I left the money on the nightstand."
Jen
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Hang in there... 2 mins. to go in the 4th...the "Sit Downs" leading the Rams, 28-0!
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No shit.Β That's four hours of my life I'll never get back!
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Kinda like watching "Ishtar: The Directors Cut"!
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With or without the deleted scenes?
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With...that's how it runs 4 hours!
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You've got to wonder, though, when they're making a piece of shit like that, do the KNOW they're making a piece of shit like that?Β
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Ask the Ford engineers who gave us the 2003-2007 6.0 Super Duty Diesel...Whatta Clusterf&#$!
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Heard the Edsel was a big hit...
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...a Big Hit to Ford's late 1950's bottom line!
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I don't know about that.Β Didn't they sell almost five of 'em?
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That was it's last year - 1960! Sold the most in 1958, and less in 1959!
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I read somewhere Henry didn't care for Edsel and only did the car to humiliate him...
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Well, partly true...Sadly, Henry didn't like Edsel, despite his many contributions to Ford...he died of stomach ulcers in 1943, leading the Navy to send Henry II stateside...elder Henry died in 1947...the Edsel came out in 1958! Class Dismissed! Β
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Will this be on the test?
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Depends...be prepared!
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Is that advice or the tagline for an adult undergarment?
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Well go with Tagline...It'll make em a million! Β
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But will they send them discreetly to my home?
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With Ishtar, you'd have hoped, but it WAS a Warren Beatty movie!
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Unfortunately, so was 'Dick Tracy'.
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