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"KIAI!" Rainbow Dash shouted as she went for a karate kick to the changeling's back. But it dodged her attack at the last second. Quickly circling around, she went for another kick and missed again. No matter how fast she flew or how many times she tried, each time she went for a strike, the changeling would dodge her. After three minutes of failed attempts, Rainbow Dash took a moment to catch her breath.

This changeling would do well in dodgeball.

To her surprise, the changeling didn't try to attack her as she hovered. Once it saw her stop, it flew away in the other direction, like it did at the start. This was not the rematch that she was looking forward to.

"Hey! Get back here and fight me like a mare, you red-eyed freak!"

Fruit Blender stopped, turned around and shouted angrily, "What did you just call me?!"

Seeing that she struck a nerve, Rainbow Dash grinned and shouted, "You heard me, Dung Beetle!"

What Fruit Blender did next was considered juvenile among changelings, but he wanted to destroy any pride this pegasus had in herself by beating it out of her with her own hooves. In a flash of green fire, he was now a white copy of the pegasus in front of him.

Rainbow Dash dropped her hooves, stared at him for a moment, then shouted, "Hey, Ugly! You got the colors all wrong!"

Letting out an angry hiss, Fruit Blender dived in for a tackle, planning to slam her hard into the ground below them. Rainbow Dash gave a surprised yelp and quickly moved to the left, barely dodging the changeling's strike. Fruit Blender tried to stop himself, but he forgot just how different pegasi wings are from changeling wings.

He screamed as he crashed into the branches of the apple tree in front of him. He fell from one branch down to another and another, until he finally hit the ground in a most disgraceful manner. What made it worse was when he got up on his hooves, a bunch of apples fell on his head, making a sound like one of those goofy songs that Pinkie Pie loved.

Rainbow Dash tried not to laugh, but failed to do so after two seconds. This was better than Spike's goofy apron and Twilight's messy mane combined! She laughed so hard, she had to hold her stomach because it was starting to hurt.

Oh, if only I had a camera!

Fruit Blender growled angrily as his blood began to boil.

I'M GONNA TEAR YOU TO PIECES, YOU *BUY SOME APPLES* PEGASUS!!!

Flapping his wings furiously, both hooves in front of him, Fruit Blender came in like a missile at Rainbow Dash, who didn't see him coming on account of her hard laughter.

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"KIAI!" Rainbow Dash shouted as she went for a karate kick to the changeling's back. But it dodged her attack at the last second. Quickly circling around, she went for another kick and missed again. No matter how fast she flew or how many times she tried, each time she went for a strike, the changeling would dodge her. After three minutes of failed attempts, Rainbow Dash took a moment to catch her breath.

This changeling would do well in dodgeball.

To her surprise, the changeling didn't try to attack her as she hovered. Once it saw her stop, it flew away in the other direction, like it did at the start. This was not the rematch that she was looking forward to.

"Hey! Get back here and fight me like a mare, you red-eyed freak!"

Fruit Blender stopped, turned around and shouted angrily, "What did you just call me?!"

Seeing that she struck a nerve, Rainbow Dash grinned and shouted, "You heard me, Dung Beetle!"

What Fruit Blender did next was considered juvenile among changelings, but he wanted to destroy any pride this pegasus had in herself by beating it out of her with her own hooves. In a flash of green fire, he was now a white copy of the pegasus in front of him.

Rainbow Dash dropped her hooves, stared at him for a moment, then shouted, "Hey, Ugly! You got the colors all wrong!"

Letting out an angry hiss, Fruit Blender dived in for a tackle, planning to slam her hard into the ground below them. Rainbow Dash gave a surprised yelp and quickly moved to the left, barely dodging the changeling's strike. Fruit Blender tried to stop himself, but he forgot just how different pegasi wings are from changeling wings.

He screamed as he crashed into the branches of the apple tree in front of him. He fell from one branch down to another and another, until he finally hit the ground in a most disgraceful manner. What made it worse was when he got up on his hooves, a bunch of apples fell on his head, making a sound like one of those goofy songs that Pinkie Pie loved.

Rainbow Dash tried not to laugh, but failed to do so after two seconds. This was better than Spike's goofy apron and Twilight's messy mane combined! She laughed so hard, she had to hold her stomach because it was starting to hurt.

Oh, if only I had a camera!

Fruit Blender growled angrily as his blood began to boil.

I'M GONNA TEAR YOU TO PIECES, YOU *BUY SOME APPLES* PEGASUS!!!

Flapping his wings furiously, both hooves in front of him, Fruit Blender came in like a missile at Rainbow Dash, who didn't see him coming on account of her hard laughter.