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Mistletoe Introduction

The human holiday known as Christmas was just around the corner and four humans and twelve trolls sat in the middle of a large room. "Well hey everyone!" John said as he stood at the head of the group with a grumpy Karkat. "Since both of our species celebrate a similar holiday tomorrow I thought it'd be great if we were all here to enjoy it." Murmurs were heard throughout the group until Tavros- surprisingly spoke up.

"uHH, i dON'T wANNA bE uHH rUDE bUT wHAT iS tHAT?" The bull horned troll pointed to the entrance of the room where a small green plant hung from the middle of the rafters. John gave a small laugh as he scratched the back of his head and shot a glance at Dave.

"Oh that's a mistletoe. In human society it's tradition to hang one up. When two people stand under it they have to kiss. Heh..." More murmurs and glances around the room resulted in many blushes and one troll to angrily speak up.

"WAIT WHAT KIND OF FUCKASS THOUGHT OF THAT?!" Karkat shouted as Dave rolled his eyes- though of course no one saw.

"Calm down Karkat, we don't have to do that if you guys don't want to." John said quickly. "We can vote on it!" He then said and was met with several nods. "All in favour of keeping it?" A couple of stray hands were raised and even more as everyone looked around.

"I t)-(ink it will be so --Exciting!"

"I Don't See Why Not."

"FINE,WHOOP DE FUCKING DO WE CAN KEEP THE RETARDED THING." Karkat grumbled hiding his own blush easily- he'd had sweeps of practice. Everyone began to disperse to games and food as Dave pulled Karkat off to the side and they glared at each other for a couple of seconds.

"You don't like me and I don't like you. Great now that those amazing introductions that even Rose couldn't top are done I think we should team up tonight." Dave said as Karkat looked thoroughly confused.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" There was silence for a couple of seconds before Dave spoke again.

"I mean think about it. The 'troll matchmaker' and the most ironic guy ever playing cupid, it'll be a riot." Karkat thought about it and then nodded as the two boys shook hands. "By the time we're done lips will be so puckered people would think we had a lemon eating contest. A lip doctor will bust down the door and even he wouldn't be able to diagnose the fact that sloppy makeouts were the cause."

"YEAH WHATEVER FUCKASS." Karkat said as the two knights turned away to go in opposite directions. Both were planning on how to get the other under the mistletoe with their love interest and they both knew it.

"Let the night begin."

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Mistletoe Introduction

The human holiday known as Christmas was just around the corner and four humans and twelve trolls sat in the middle of a large room. "Well hey everyone!" John said as he stood at the head of the group with a grumpy Karkat. "Since both of our species celebrate a similar holiday tomorrow I thought it'd be great if we were all here to enjoy it." Murmurs were heard throughout the group until Tavros- surprisingly spoke up.

"uHH, i dON'T wANNA bE uHH rUDE bUT wHAT iS tHAT?" The bull horned troll pointed to the entrance of the room where a small green plant hung from the middle of the rafters. John gave a small laugh as he scratched the back of his head and shot a glance at Dave.

"Oh that's a mistletoe. In human society it's tradition to hang one up. When two people stand under it they have to kiss. Heh..." More murmurs and glances around the room resulted in many blushes and one troll to angrily speak up.

"WAIT WHAT KIND OF FUCKASS THOUGHT OF THAT?!" Karkat shouted as Dave rolled his eyes- though of course no one saw.

"Calm down Karkat, we don't have to do that if you guys don't want to." John said quickly. "We can vote on it!" He then said and was met with several nods. "All in favour of keeping it?" A couple of stray hands were raised and even more as everyone looked around.

"I t)-(ink it will be so --Exciting!"

"I Don't See Why Not."

"FINE,WHOOP DE FUCKING DO WE CAN KEEP THE RETARDED THING." Karkat grumbled hiding his own blush easily- he'd had sweeps of practice. Everyone began to disperse to games and food as Dave pulled Karkat off to the side and they glared at each other for a couple of seconds.

"You don't like me and I don't like you. Great now that those amazing introductions that even Rose couldn't top are done I think we should team up tonight." Dave said as Karkat looked thoroughly confused.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" There was silence for a couple of seconds before Dave spoke again.

"I mean think about it. The 'troll matchmaker' and the most ironic guy ever playing cupid, it'll be a riot." Karkat thought about it and then nodded as the two boys shook hands. "By the time we're done lips will be so puckered people would think we had a lemon eating contest. A lip doctor will bust down the door and even he wouldn't be able to diagnose the fact that sloppy makeouts were the cause."

"YEAH WHATEVER FUCKASS." Karkat said as the two knights turned away to go in opposite directions. Both were planning on how to get the other under the mistletoe with their love interest and they both knew it.

"Let the night begin."