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Sometimes, when your friend declares you to be patently unfit to use an alien artifact, they might have your best interests at heart.

Hello once more, minions of darkness! More ST-adjacent content! Kind of! Anyway, i'm sure there's those in my audience who think i've sold out to Big Bimbo, but these are fake news; I was not offered anything in return. But, i mean, everyone's got to do one of these from time to time, it's good fun! And also in the contract. I should have read it before signing.

Description
Sometimes, when your friend declares you to be patently unfit to use an alien artifact, they might have your best interests at heart.

Hello once more, minions of darkness! More ST-adjacent content! Kind of! Anyway, i'm sure there's those in my audience who think i've sold out to Big Bimbo, but these are fake news; I was not offered anything in return. But, i mean, everyone's got to do one of these from time to time, it's good fun! And also in the contract. I should have read it before signing.