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Arthur:
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
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Ford:
"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so."
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Trillian:
"We have normality, I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem."
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Zaphod:
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."

"He sat up sharply and started to pull clothes on. He decided that there must be someone in the Universe feeling more wretched, miserable and forsaken than himself, and he determined to set out and find him.
Halfway to the bridge it occurred to him that it might be Marvin, and he returned to bed."
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Marvin:
"The first ten million years were the worst... and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline."
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The Guide:
"The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate."
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Arthur: "I think we have different value systems."
Ford: "Well mine's better."
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Slartibartfast: "The chances of finding out what's really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied. Look at me, I design fjords. I'd far rather be happy than right any day."
Arthur:"And are you?"
Slartibartfast:"No, that's where it all falls apart I'm afraid."
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Ford: "What's up?"
Marvin"I don't know, I've never been there."
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"Oh!" shouted Arthur again. "Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm incoherent with excitement! I can hardly wait for it to come out to find out which are the most exciting spaceports to get bored hanging about in in some globular cluster I've never heard of. Please, can we rush to a store that's got it right this very instant?"
Ford narrowed his eyes. "This is what you call sarcasm, isn't it?"
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Zaphod: Can it Trillian, I'm trying to die with dignity.
Marvin: I'm just trying to die.

Birthday gift for and tribute to H2G2.
Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Trillian Astra, Arthur Dent, Marvin the Paranoid Android, Slartibartfast, Vogon Prostetnic Jeltz, Random Frequent-Flyer Dent, Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, super-intelligent dolphins and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy all belong to Douglas Adams.

Description
Arthur:
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
--
Ford:
"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so."
--
Trillian:
"We have normality, I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem."
--
Zaphod:
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."

"He sat up sharply and started to pull clothes on. He decided that there must be someone in the Universe feeling more wretched, miserable and forsaken than himself, and he determined to set out and find him.
Halfway to the bridge it occurred to him that it might be Marvin, and he returned to bed."
--
Marvin:
"The first ten million years were the worst... and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline."
--
The Guide:
"The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate."
--
Arthur: "I think we have different value systems."
Ford: "Well mine's better."
--
Slartibartfast: "The chances of finding out what's really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied. Look at me, I design fjords. I'd far rather be happy than right any day."
Arthur:"And are you?"
Slartibartfast:"No, that's where it all falls apart I'm afraid."
--
Ford: "What's up?"
Marvin"I don't know, I've never been there."
--
"Oh!" shouted Arthur again. "Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm incoherent with excitement! I can hardly wait for it to come out to find out which are the most exciting spaceports to get bored hanging about in in some globular cluster I've never heard of. Please, can we rush to a store that's got it right this very instant?"
Ford narrowed his eyes. "This is what you call sarcasm, isn't it?"
--
Zaphod: Can it Trillian, I'm trying to die with dignity.
Marvin: I'm just trying to die.

Birthday gift for and tribute to H2G2.
Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Trillian Astra, Arthur Dent, Marvin the Paranoid Android, Slartibartfast, Vogon Prostetnic Jeltz, Random Frequent-Flyer Dent, Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, super-intelligent dolphins and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy all belong to Douglas Adams.