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FractiousLemon — Pixel Fighter - Wild Card

Published: 2007-08-01 18:49:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 1234; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 25
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Description This took too long to do. And yes, I know how strange it is for me, of all people, Matt "Question the Majority" Garner, to jump onto a crazy art fad like this, but what the heck.

Anyway, here's my entry into the Pixel Fighter foray: My admittedly horrendous Pixel ID. Well, I thought it was cute. I had difficulty deciding how my stats should be arranged concerning my trademark mood swings, and then it hit me! My mood swings ARE my trademark! So as a fighting game character, I'd be that enigmatic fighter whose statistics are always changing! It all depends on which side of the card is facing up. If you get the "Manic" side, then the stats (particularly "Will") are generally in your favor, but if you get "Depression," then your stats are gonna' be just about as low as a desert rattlesnake with indigestion!* I was also planning to stick Fritz & Donna in there somewhere, but there just wasn't room, unfortunately.

*Colorful redneck gibberish may or may not be included in the final version of the game.

The Pixel Fighter phenomenon is, of course, the brainchild of and we must all now leap upon the bandwagon and ride it to its eventual demise.
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Comments: 14

Orbitdum1 [2008-04-11 04:10:14 +0000 UTC]

awesome!

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Out-Of-Blue-Series [2007-11-04 10:28:03 +0000 UTC]

good joke

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PotatoPie14 [2007-08-01 23:59:13 +0000 UTC]

Ever see one of those things where you look at it, and it's totally unexpected, and then you think about it and it's so geniusly obvious you can't believe you didn't think of it?

Yeah, that was me just now. I think this concept would be interesting in an actual fighting game.

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FractiousLemon In reply to PotatoPie14 [2007-08-02 12:45:07 +0000 UTC]

I've played a few games with characters like that. I believe Yoshimitsu's stats tend to change at random in the Tekken series, and I think there was a character in DarkStalkers who was like that, too. But then, I may just be thinking of the characters who mirror the other fighters' skills.

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neofrogs15 [2007-08-01 22:36:58 +0000 UTC]

You've jumped onto the bandwagon! Wow! Go you! Hehe! Great wild card Matt!

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FractiousLemon In reply to neofrogs15 [2007-08-01 22:49:04 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! Who better, after all, to be the Wild Card but me? I yam what I yam.

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neofrogs15 In reply to FractiousLemon [2007-08-02 02:17:10 +0000 UTC]

This is very true... you yam you...

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Bakurakrazie [2007-08-01 19:37:04 +0000 UTC]

I rather enjoy the card. It's clever. You and your blue skin and changing stats.

I WANT THIS GAME! D:

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FractiousLemon In reply to Bakurakrazie [2007-08-01 20:11:06 +0000 UTC]

Seriously. A fighting game full of nothing but art nerds? That truly is the definition of "epic."

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Bakurakrazie In reply to FractiousLemon [2007-08-02 21:43:13 +0000 UTC]

Bwahaha. Yes. It would rock so hard . . .

Fail horribly as far as people that bought it, but rock so hard.

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Inherithus [2007-08-01 19:13:17 +0000 UTC]

Haha mad look on ya. Good one

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professorfandango [2007-08-01 19:08:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh you wild card!

This is a great - albeit unorthodox - addition though I know I should expect no less from you. The twin-bodied Matt concerns me though, what with the peculiar conjunction at the midriff.

Your...ahem "Sprite" is fun and dynamic as always.

ME FAVES.

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FractiousLemon In reply to professorfandango [2007-08-01 20:09:33 +0000 UTC]

Hey, if I'm gonna' jump on a bandwagon, I'm gonna' do it in my own dang way. And I'm also too lazy to spend even MORE time doing an ID when I can just run it through a pixel filter (I already wasted two whole days that I should have spent working on Welcome to Frackstonville issue one). I also thought it was fairly evident that the Manic Depression card was supposed to look like one of those King, Queen, or Jack playing cards with the dual heads.

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professorfandango In reply to FractiousLemon [2007-08-01 20:27:41 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I got that - I ain't stupid, ahyurk - but it just has that Catdog surreality about it, I think.

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