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Description YAY! Milk Bandits Posse is finally finished!!
This is a gift to . She requested:
"I want some evil but cute bunnies yaaay ^__^"
So I drew a band of evil but cute bunnies! I even threw in an octopus, albeit a balloon octopus...er...JUST ENJOY IT!
Together they form the evil syndicate, The Milk Bandits! Who roam the dark streets of Koolyville stealings your milk loves!

The ten fiends are:

Forkman The Devourer
(The one with a fork in his head, not really hard to work out)
One day on the way home a troupe of friends consisting of Mike , Danny and... a friend... was casually discussing the karmic suffering of the circle of life, otherwise known as lunch, when out of the blue blue sky fell a mighty beam of light which landed on... the friend.
This marked the start of Forkman, because what fell on his head that day was none other than a fork. But the fork was mighty, the powers it bestowed were vast and with it Forkman grew mad with power!
He was crazy alright... He vowed to take revenge on everyone, revenge for what? Nobody knows but he vowed to fork youse, fork your friends, fork your families FORK everybody.
How he became a bunni? Well, a mysterious entity known as Frankie Biscuit descended upon the world and declared a secret war between the heroes of the world against the villains. He decided to turn Forkman because Forkman said he'd fork him up. Frankie didn't like that. Not much at all. And so Forkman paid the price by being turned into a furry. Abhorred by the world he dedided that the only way to survive was to join a gang of furries. A villainous gang of furries. The Milk Bandits.

Sam the gimp The Torturer
(the one dreassed all in black with a zipper across his face)
Sam's actually quite a nice guy despite his looks and being in this crew. Full of love. He's such a star, he'd jump in front of a bullet for you. But thats where it all goes wrong.
He'd jump because he's masochist, he invites pain. No, he invites painful pleasure. But whats wrong with that? he portects you and he gets a kick out of it as well, it's all good! It's not all good. Sure, he's full of love. But he's a sadist as well, and he'll want to show you he loves you the only way he knows how.
He feels good when he's being smacked, you're gonna feel good being smacked. We're all gonna feel good being smacked.

Bossa The Big Boss
(The one with the eye patch and wierd brow)
Used to be a fearless leader. That is until he lost his eye, now he's paranoid of everything, not to mention being a high leveled hypochondriac (yeah, thats right. You can level up your hypochondriac rank).
Supposedly the leader of the Milk Bandits, but rumours heard through the grapevine say that the real leaders Sam. They say his plan is spread carnage throughout Koolyville, but really he's all about spreading the love.

Paul Raynes The Desecrator
(the one hanging onto the lamp post)
Known for smashing the lights of lamposts and spreading darkness upon the world. A high class vandal, who's scared of heights. He does his most dastardly work when it's wet earning him the motto: When it rains, It's Paul, Paul Raynes.

Pokefan The Plunderer
(The fat git with pikachu on his head)
The worlds best thief... at least when he gets off his arse. No surprise, he's a big fan of Pokemon. So much so that he's stolen pikachu from Ashe. Shockingly hard to catch, you wouldn't guess it but he's nimble.

Freddy The Spy
(The one tied to the octopus)
Equipped with his hi-tech arial device, the Octo-balloon, He'll invade your privacy! The groups reconnaissance man. Like the eye of Sauron, nothing escapes his everseeing eye. "...With great power to pierce all shadows of cloud, and earth, and flesh, and to see you"

Timothy Vegas The TV
(the...er...the tv)
All know it's destructive power to render the minds of it's victim to zombies, aptly called Procrastinating Paralysis. Not, really any heinous... more of a mascot to the team. Timothy also likes to be called Tim Tam.

Randi Rheids The Sex Offender
(The oneshowing you EVERYTHING... talk about an easy pull)
Quite obvious, her evil is indecent exposure and sex crimes. Oh noes! Indecency!!

Redd The Soldier
(The pikmin... if you dont know what a pikmin is, for shame! It's the one with the flower on it's head)
One day, Forkman was hungry and pulled out a flower to eat. Ignorance unleashed an ancient horror... He pulled out a pikmin. Just as Forkman was about to eat him, his belly grumbled and on command Redd fetched him a meal. Forkman liked this. Forkman kept him.
Why's he called Redd when he's obviously yellow?? Bunnies are colour blind... that and cos he's Irish.

Kiwi The Killer
Kiwi was a simple bunni... but some didn't like the fur of her coat. It was too, too lusted for. She was quite most of the time, she was the swindler of the group. That was before she grew as tall as Forkman. And just as sudden, she became a crazed killer. She just didn't seem to be the same person anymore. She smelt like human. But we don't turn our backs on our gang members. We stick together like Prick-Stick, and thats mighty sticky.

[Pikmin and Pikachu are copyrighted to Nintendo]
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Comments: 71

frankiebiscuit In reply to ??? [2009-01-25 06:21:13 +0000 UTC]

lol, thanks man! Is it awesome enough for a high five?

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zimchar In reply to frankiebiscuit [2009-01-25 16:06:56 +0000 UTC]

Sure!

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frankiebiscuit In reply to zimchar [2009-01-26 23:43:06 +0000 UTC]

Yay! *HIGH FIVES YOU!* Wow... that didn't last nearly as long as i thought it would. Wanna do it again for funsies?

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zimchar In reply to frankiebiscuit [2009-01-27 00:18:38 +0000 UTC]

Um, don't count on it...

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frankiebiscuit In reply to zimchar [2009-02-03 02:37:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh... I understand. I wasn't good enough the first time... *sobs* NOTHINGS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU! *bawls out*

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zimchar In reply to frankiebiscuit [2009-02-03 22:33:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh come on, don't be that much of a pussy.

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frankiebiscuit In reply to zimchar [2009-04-04 02:56:58 +0000 UTC]

Well I HAVE to BE! For the BOTH of US! *SOBS* Cos there's not enough PUSSY in YOU! *sobs* LOOK at YOU! You look more like a TURTLE than a CAT!

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zimchar In reply to frankiebiscuit [2009-04-04 05:00:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm a blob dipstick, so yeah I guess I kinda DO look like a turtle!

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frankiebiscuit In reply to zimchar [2009-04-05 13:58:59 +0000 UTC]

You're a blob?! I thought you were a cat?! So your names not Archibald Reginald Arnold the Third then? Ah crap... I got the wrong person AGAIN?! Damn... Oh! don't eat the cookies! They're poisoned... Do you know where I can find this guy? Someone put a bounty on him.

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zimchar In reply to frankiebiscuit [2009-04-05 16:44:49 +0000 UTC]

Don't know who your talking about *eats a cookie* Good cookies BTW.

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frankiebiscuit In reply to zimchar [2009-04-09 19:06:26 +0000 UTC]

Huh... i guess they're not poisonous enough. *makes mental note* HEY! Stop eating all the cookies!!

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zimchar In reply to frankiebiscuit [2009-04-09 22:13:02 +0000 UTC]

*Eats the rest of the cookies* Huh, oh, don't mind me. Good cookies BTW, though you trying to poison me is rather futile, I've eaten stuff much worse then this.

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frankiebiscuit In reply to zimchar [2009-04-11 14:27:06 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah? Well then... Try this VOLCANO CURRY! It's a lil spicy.

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zimchar In reply to frankiebiscuit [2009-04-11 14:57:40 +0000 UTC]

Does it have lava?

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frankiebiscuit In reply to zimchar [2009-04-16 16:59:27 +0000 UTC]

NO! What kind of sick minded person would put lava in curry?? It's got molten lava in it though

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zimchar In reply to frankiebiscuit [2009-04-16 20:15:54 +0000 UTC]

Uh, nevermind

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frankiebiscuit In reply to zimchar [2009-04-18 15:31:02 +0000 UTC]

Nevermind? NEVERMIND?!? I slaved all night to cook you this FABULOUS meal and you say NEVERMIND?!?!? *sobs uncontrollably*

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zimchar In reply to frankiebiscuit [2009-04-18 16:09:42 +0000 UTC]

Oh C'omn, you know I can't eat lava...

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frankiebiscuit In reply to zimchar [2009-04-19 21:08:40 +0000 UTC]

Well I thought that about the poison, so now I'm just testing the water on what you can and can't take. Now eat up!!

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zimchar In reply to frankiebiscuit [2009-04-19 22:48:55 +0000 UTC]

No way!

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frankiebiscuit In reply to zimchar [2009-04-22 02:27:05 +0000 UTC]

Why not?? It has carrots in it! I know how you love your carrots!

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zimchar In reply to frankiebiscuit [2009-04-22 21:34:03 +0000 UTC]

I doin't really care much for carrots...

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frankiebiscuit In reply to zimchar [2009-04-23 00:27:06 +0000 UTC]

Really? Who was it then that really liked carrots?? Hmmm.... Do you at least like onions?

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zimchar In reply to frankiebiscuit [2009-04-23 00:41:24 +0000 UTC]

No

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frankiebiscuit In reply to zimchar [2009-05-21 04:07:52 +0000 UTC]

There seems to be a lot of miss going on here. You're quite a fussy eater aren't you... Do you like anything?

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zimchar In reply to frankiebiscuit [2009-05-21 20:01:16 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I do like stuff.

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frankiebiscuit In reply to zimchar [2009-05-23 23:39:25 +0000 UTC]

feel like elaborating?

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zimchar In reply to frankiebiscuit [2009-05-24 01:17:55 +0000 UTC]

Elaborating?

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Drewzers [2008-06-19 21:38:22 +0000 UTC]

Awww~

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frankiebiscuit In reply to Drewzers [2008-06-21 07:10:01 +0000 UTC]

I bet you say that to all the guys... damn all the other guys *shakes fist*

lol, thanks for the fave!

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misskyz [2008-02-13 23:43:09 +0000 UTC]

*giggle snort* this is so wonderful!

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frankiebiscuit In reply to misskyz [2008-03-02 15:46:56 +0000 UTC]

lol thanks. Didn't think you'd be the giggling snorting sort. Then again you're the first to give me one of those...GASP! You're my first... Take pride in that. I was saving it for somebody special... but... then you came along and... and... FORCED ME!! *sobs*

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misskyz In reply to frankiebiscuit [2008-03-02 21:24:36 +0000 UTC]

Giggle snort giggle snort giggle snort..*wipes nose with sleeve* snort snort!!
In all seriousnes I really do like this alot, the colours, texture.. Sam The Gimp.. and Kiwi The Killers description had me lol'ing.
why didn't I fave this before?

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frankiebiscuit In reply to misskyz [2008-03-31 20:27:34 +0000 UTC]

lol how can I expect seriousness after the giggling and snorting? lol thanks for loving them. I thought I put a lot of unnecessary effort into writing the description but I guess not since you liked em.

why didn't you fave it before? I blame the giggling snorting... people get caught up in all it's joy and soon it takes over their lives. I'm glad you broke out of it for enough time to fave this though so thanks!

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Robo-Craig [2007-10-25 19:30:53 +0000 UTC]

D: You finished it! This is sooooo good! I love the texture!! and the blood D: and the style!! D:
You always have such epic character development! XD XD soooooo good!

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frankiebiscuit In reply to Robo-Craig [2007-10-28 22:11:51 +0000 UTC]

lol, epic... THANKS!!! Cant wait for my pic, it better be more epic than this one... it'd better be TRILOGY epic!! Or somebody a gonna get hurt...

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Robo-Craig In reply to frankiebiscuit [2007-10-28 22:12:40 +0000 UTC]

D: hur done it!! D: ... your sooo gonna hurt me D:

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frankiebiscuit In reply to Robo-Craig [2007-10-30 08:07:15 +0000 UTC]

You're right I'm gonna hurt you! Take this!! *stabs himself in the leg* GAH!... yeah! How does it feel to fail in your fangirl duties...*weeps*...now I've lost my beautiful allstar bop. HOW DOES THAT FEEL?!?!

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Robo-Craig In reply to frankiebiscuit [2007-11-03 20:29:15 +0000 UTC]

D: ARRRGGGH! *falls on the floor and wiggles* w-w-why?

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frankiebiscuit In reply to Robo-Craig [2007-11-04 09:29:55 +0000 UTC]

Because... *silently looks to the ceiling as if reminiscing some past tragic event...wtf?! is that a tear rolling down the cheek?!?!*

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Robo-Craig In reply to frankiebiscuit [2007-11-06 19:11:36 +0000 UTC]

Whose cheek? *touches face*

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frankiebiscuit In reply to Robo-Craig [2007-11-06 21:46:48 +0000 UTC]

Dude! your eyes are bleeding!!

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Robo-Craig In reply to frankiebiscuit [2007-11-07 09:49:45 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOO! I don't want this emo power D: Next I'll be speaking spanish and fall for a psycho killer D:

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frankiebiscuit In reply to Robo-Craig [2007-11-14 01:02:28 +0000 UTC]

Well didn't you take spanish back in the day?? And lets be honest all the ladies fancy me. And I do kill, psychotically even if the mood strikes me. So you're already there emo girl!

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Robo-Craig In reply to frankiebiscuit [2007-11-19 20:30:17 +0000 UTC]

But I failed spanish so hard! So hard in fact, that I knocked out one os the students!

D:: And really! Do you think that I wouldn't be the psycho killer?? Are you just trying to cover up the fact that YOU'RE the emo girl? Because I think thats it!

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frankiebiscuit In reply to Robo-Craig [2007-11-26 01:08:02 +0000 UTC]

Uh...erm...ah...I'm not an emo girl... um... honest?

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Robo-Craig In reply to frankiebiscuit [2007-11-26 12:00:15 +0000 UTC]

LIES! Your indecisive-ness is proof! enough!

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frankiebiscuit In reply to Robo-Craig [2007-11-28 11:17:25 +0000 UTC]

NO WAY! Maybe....I just don't. know. the answer. Did you think of that Columbo? eh? EH?!

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Robo-Craig In reply to frankiebiscuit [2008-02-22 12:22:34 +0000 UTC]

Columbo Jumbo! Its all about the law and order guy Det. Robert Goren aka Vincent D'Onofrio!

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frankiebiscuit In reply to Robo-Craig [2008-03-02 16:00:08 +0000 UTC]

No way! It's all about the Dangerous Duo to the Dastardly: Doctor Pepper and Detective Coke!!

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