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Published: 2016-10-05 17:52:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 1009; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 0
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I've played this game A MILLION times--- STILL haven't beaten it for having the attention span of a gnat---- I've NEVER paid attention to this dialogue.Jeebus Christ Vilkas. Who SAYS that to another person?
So the moment the Dragonborn steps INTO Whiterun you just smell my bloody, beating heart. So you just know where my bitch-ass Dragonborn is at all times of the day?? By smelling my gawddamned HEART through my BODY....?
That's fucked up.
REALLY Fucked up.
I need to take a cold shower.
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LMFAO I reread this a thousand times and was like, How the hell do you "smell" a beating heart? Like, What's that smell like? Blood? Steak? Hamburger? IDK WTF he's doing going around smelling hearts and shit, but really?!? He needs to stop.
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Lol. He seriously needs to read some kind of "How to hit on up chicks/dudes" book.
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LOL right? He reads enough book, you would THINK he already knew all that.
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