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Published: 2013-01-19 02:45:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 1957; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 15
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So, I decide to see what the MShenko were up to. Shepard was pregnant. Oh, uhm... sure.Then Kaidan decided to also be pregnant.
Right after I settled the Double Set of Twins in... I noticed Shepard was pregnant A-FUCKING-GAIN.... and with quadruplets.
WTF? There was 0.007 chance of that happening.
Me: "That WASN'T a challenge to beat, Commander!"
Shepard: "Whatever. I won that bitch!"
Me: "Dude, you have 11 gawddamn kids!"
Shepard: "9 short of a score. Still got a way to go--"
Me: "Okay. Y'know what? I'm disabling Auto-Risky Woohoo."
Shepard: ***aims Paladin Pistol*** "Walk away, MissNuki. NOW."
Me: "uHhhhh....?"
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Yeah, I'm going to say that Shepard's a damn witch. Seriously, 0.007 chance of quads happening-- I lessened it from the default modded settings and Fricking Shepard nailed it. Plus, I played that family the whole time-- well, mostly tending to their second daughter and a genie-- I don't remember hearing the woohoo sounds I don't-- I don't know when they started a marathon of knocking each other up. -_-
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I didn't even know anything past triplets was possible!
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The quads are modded. Twallan the mod creator has it set at I think 0.1%. I set it even lower at 0.07%.
Fucking Shepard was like: "Challenge Accepted! Knock me the hell up, Major!"
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LOL! I think I heard of Twallan, I'm guessing they also made things like same-sex pregnancy mods and such?
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I SO need to get the male preggers mod. I can JUST tell that some of my male sims are just BEGGING to have kids of their own...Especially Zev with Fen. OMG!!! >_<
But 4? DAY-UM, SHEP! What even?
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Shepard's going for some sort of N7 Biotic team under his command. Who better to stay faithful to you than your own children.
Kaidan's not arguing with him. Not one bit. He LOVES all of their babies, but I think he enjoys putting quadruplets into Shepard even more. Fucker's done it twice now. I need to put a chastity belt on that dude. WTF?
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Take the one from Zev. He didn't want it in the first place. XD
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Gawd, Leon and Claire kept doing that in my game until I turned off risky woohoo. I don't think that had even one single birth in my last save.
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Yeah, it's my fault, I guess for playing them so much. But FemShep and Ashley are having extra kids on their own, too--- just not a litter.
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Maybe I should have been playing the Redfield-Kennedy house more, could have gotten those two interested in some other hobbies.
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Last time it was Jill and Wesker with the ungodly number of kids. I think they'd LOVE MShenko because it would definitely distract the neighborhood from them and their kids.
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Yeah they've always been pretty fruitful, but they only had the one set of twins in the last save.
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oh sweet holy christ KAIDAN WHAT EVEN ARE YOU TO MAKE SHEP THAT PREGNANT THAT FAST?!
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I have NO idea how this happened. I WAS THERE, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED.
One minute I was reading about Hannah at the prom, and suddenly Shepard & Kaidan were sneaking out of a shower together. There were 4 babies all over the floor. EDI was crying over a dead alien on the porch.
The game is modded-- so there's no chime. No woohoo music most of the time. The mod also allows for more than 8 sims to occupy a house. No warning pop-up saying: "OH MY GAWD Kaidan and Shepard are having a quickie in the shower! STOP THEM! Kaidan's freakishly fertile."
There was a 0.007% chance of sims in my town giving birth to quadruplets-- and I swear Shepard & Kaidan just did it to be jerks.
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jesus lord almighty have mercy shepard is trying to repopulate in the krogan's place
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Oh yeah. Oh lord. Because we need more crazy, homicidal, undying Space Saviors running around the galaxy-- like 11 of them.
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i for one welcome our new shepard overlords
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One of the 4 brothers: We spread out. Take over a section of the galaxy. Are you listening to me? HEY!
One of the brothers that favor Kaidan: **styling his hair** For the last time, dude. Yeah, whatever."
One of the sisters: "But what about the malls?"
Another brother: "What the hell are you talking about? This is galaxy domination!"
Another sister: "I want to go shopping!"
Brothers: "........ fine. We'll rule the galaxy-- You can have ALL the malls IN the galaxy."
Sisters: "Woo-Hoo! Girls Day Out!!" ***leave in herd***
Eldest of the brothers: "You KNOW both dads spoil them to death. I don't even KNOW why you invite them to these secret meetings."
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askdl;f i lol'd so hard my cat is covered in cereal
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You spilled milk and cereal on the cat? Go head.
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in my defense it was early.
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That poor cat.
Cat: "Oh COME ON! Milk? You spilled milk on me? DON'T even THINK about washing me. AT LEAST allow me to lick this off!" **cat ranting continues**
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Luckily, I possess cat bath wipes, so cleanup was simple. uvu
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