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Before the advent of an A.I. that could exploit its own cheating fucking ass more shamelessly than the NES' Tecmo Bowl. Our and by our, I mean hours of time was invested in becoming an old white cyber cyborg-dude with super hearing. From ear boners resulting from that cute neighbor secretly farting across the street, to listening to your dog die alone wedged under the deck. The future looked.... "ahem" sounded amazing.

Description
Before the advent of an A.I. that could exploit its own cheating fucking ass more shamelessly than the NES' Tecmo Bowl. Our and by our, I mean hours of time was invested in becoming an old white cyber cyborg-dude with super hearing. From ear boners resulting from that cute neighbor secretly farting across the street, to listening to your dog die alone wedged under the deck. The future looked.... "ahem" sounded amazing.