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Because I'm a nosy asshole, I knew about the built in screenshot system and have never tried it before. Here's Big Boss greeting Mother Base's new company, just in case it's the door to door "play you like a damn fiddle" service.

I have a sort of a theory that's boring and maybe an MGS fan would like to discuss it (keep it to one or two grunts and please only one comment, I'm a busy man and hate trying to communicate with vidja losers! And never even expend a neuron on your type with out my trusty "lysol punch" which is just spraying the fuck out of my hand with lysol before and after punching you so hard that your mom feels it. Immediately after your mom puts down the bag of mcdoubles to utter a single "ow" and spit out the last tooth your family has seen for generations. Just kidding, I love gamers and I'd gladly introduce you to my sister*). Hideo Kojima has a quote about us being ashamed of ourselves, when we discover Quiet's true nature. I wonder if David Hayter (original voice of snake) threw a shitfit too early, as HK might have had a reason to alter the Boss and Venom Snake's voice because of spoilers. And Hayter just cut his own throat by jumping to conclusions. Ah well....

*The ugly fat one that only dates guys with a mandatory minimum of 9 years in jail, a 9mm pistol and... just think, nine everything.

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Because I'm a nosy asshole, I knew about the built in screenshot system and have never tried it before. Here's Big Boss greeting Mother Base's new company, just in case it's the door to door "play you like a damn fiddle" service.

I have a sort of a theory that's boring and maybe an MGS fan would like to discuss it (keep it to one or two grunts and please only one comment, I'm a busy man and hate trying to communicate with vidja losers! And never even expend a neuron on your type with out my trusty "lysol punch" which is just spraying the fuck out of my hand with lysol before and after punching you so hard that your mom feels it. Immediately after your mom puts down the bag of mcdoubles to utter a single "ow" and spit out the last tooth your family has seen for generations. Just kidding, I love gamers and I'd gladly introduce you to my sister*). Hideo Kojima has a quote about us being ashamed of ourselves, when we discover Quiet's true nature. I wonder if David Hayter (original voice of snake) threw a shitfit too early, as HK might have had a reason to alter the Boss and Venom Snake's voice because of spoilers. And Hayter just cut his own throat by jumping to conclusions. Ah well....

*The ugly fat one that only dates guys with a mandatory minimum of 9 years in jail, a 9mm pistol and... just think, nine everything.