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I feel like I should explain Hex...Hex is a demon.
Hex is a hermaphrodite; one side is male, the other is female. All he has to do is spin his head to become the opposite gender. Hex's age is unknown: We know it's at least over ten thousand because he's been banished to Earth that long. Hex is also one of the biggest perverts/maniacs you will ever meet in your life! he's kinda playful but he can also be a such a b****.
So, I've been reading a couple of Anti-Twilight stuff and I must say I agree with them... To the freaking fullest! I figured I could make a short comic that features Hex.
Okay, I know vampires won't automatically say "yes" to the question "Are you a vampire?" but c'mon, take a good long look at Hex.
In my mind, vampires are pretty much n00bs to demons. They're also the ones that took their job to kill above the surface of Hell. So demons and vampires have an on-off relationship.
Once I told Hex about the Cullens, he wanted to test it out. Vampires don't sparkle, they don't burn: they rot from the inside out and ten minutes later their bones turn to dust to eliminate any evidence. (Just something so we don't have to say BURN the whole time.)
In the next page, Hex will test how the hell Stephanie Meyer got the idea for sparkling vampires.
Part 2: [link]
Hex (c) ~FrostedIcefire
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Comments: 51
FrostedIcefire In reply to ??? [2010-10-03 03:35:19 +0000 UTC]
Hell, the Cullens aren`t even vampires in my and my friends` book. They don`t eat humans and they sparkle for Pete`s sake.
Now the sadistic Romanian vampire we knew 600 years ago that made a deal with the Devil, THAT`S a vampire!
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OokamiAkuryou In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-17 19:06:38 +0000 UTC]
XD I was laughing so hard at the first one my sister was like "Uh..you okay?" XP
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FrostedIcefire In reply to OokamiAkuryou [2010-08-17 19:14:02 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, she's fine. ^^'''
Crap, now I gotta start making the third one so you can see!
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OokamiAkuryou In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-17 19:16:21 +0000 UTC]
Hehehe I'm glad my laughing didn't wake up my nephew though.
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FrostedIcefire In reply to OokamiAkuryou [2010-08-17 19:17:27 +0000 UTC]
Hex: Nephew?
*pins Hex* Don't you freaking dare!
Hex: DX WA!
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OokamiAkuryou In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-17 19:23:52 +0000 UTC]
Yes, Nephew. He'll be 2 weeks on Friday.
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FrostedIcefire In reply to OokamiAkuryou [2010-08-17 19:36:49 +0000 UTC]
Hex: Crap, too young. -,-
Haha! 8D
2 weeks? Awwww.
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OokamiAkuryou In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-17 19:39:23 +0000 UTC]
Yes. Two weeks. He is so cuuute~
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Ang3lixDevilXP [2010-08-12 07:18:03 +0000 UTC]
.....LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!
Cookies: Huh? Huh? What did I miss?
*covers Cookies' eyes* No, Cookies. This isn't for you.
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Ang3lixDevilXP In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-14 10:46:59 +0000 UTC]
What's wrong? o.o
*pushes Cookies back into his room* Stay put.
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FrostedIcefire In reply to Ang3lixDevilXP [2010-08-14 16:33:35 +0000 UTC]
Hex: I killed a vampire for no good reason! DX
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Ang3lixDevilXP In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-16 07:24:52 +0000 UTC]
True, true. Hey, you can always go for Jasper. That guy's funny.
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AmyAmyCyberfolf [2010-08-11 21:59:32 +0000 UTC]
Now I'm the biggest of the biggest fan in the biggest world of biggness fans of Hex
AmyAmy: I is glad you hate vmppires Hotty Mc'Hotness
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FrostedIcefire In reply to AmyAmyCyberfolf [2010-08-11 22:02:07 +0000 UTC]
Hex: I don't hate vampires; I hate Twipires and Sparklepires. -,-
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AmyAmyCyberfolf In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-11 22:08:57 +0000 UTC]
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AmyAmyCyberfolf In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-11 22:30:57 +0000 UTC]
AmyAmy: It's to bad you got to him first...
That lady did mess up the whole theory.
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FrostedIcefire In reply to AmyAmyCyberfolf [2010-08-11 22:33:44 +0000 UTC]
According to Stephanie Meyer, the reason they sparkle was because of their venom. The venom just gives off that effect.
-,- They are servants of the Devil, they die in God's light! It's that freaking simple!
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AmyAmyCyberfolf In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-11 23:59:53 +0000 UTC]
I'm not a fan of the books or movies, so I didn't know that. Still, I don't think they have venom...
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FrostedIcefire In reply to AmyAmyCyberfolf [2010-08-12 01:04:57 +0000 UTC]
The venom was an excuse for a vampire's victim to possibly become a vampire themselves. But I don't believe that. How would they even pump the venom if they have no pulse?
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FrostedIcefire In reply to beagls [2010-08-11 19:52:32 +0000 UTC]
Hex: Of course I do! Vampires are such n00bs, but to make them sparkle?! You can put glitter on a Chihuahua, but THIS?!
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FrostedIcefire In reply to beagls [2010-08-11 20:03:54 +0000 UTC]
He's a little pissy since he just killed a vampire for no great reason.
Hex:
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FrostedIcefire In reply to beagls [2010-08-11 20:09:30 +0000 UTC]
Hex: Is not funnah! DX I could-a had fun with 'im!
...*smirks* Beagls, I heard you think Hex is hot.
Hex: o,o Really?
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FrostedIcefire In reply to beagls [2010-08-11 20:16:25 +0000 UTC]
Okay, I didn't hear it. I went over a picture where Isis found out what Skywarp did and you said "I'm surprised he asked you. Hex is hot!...I didn't say that." (I feel like a stalker! )
Hex: Shy, my dear?
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beagls In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-11 20:19:57 +0000 UTC]
XD You have no idea how red I acually went when you said that,
No~
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FrostedIcefire In reply to beagls [2010-08-11 20:22:18 +0000 UTC]
Hex: *purrs*
Seriously? This is eighth grade all over!
-flashback-
Person: How come you draw such hot guys?!
Me: They're hot...?
Person: Yeah!
Me: I don't know! I just fricking draw a guy! DX
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beagls In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-11 20:25:02 +0000 UTC]
(Can't wait for eighth grade... I start in two weeks)
O_O Okay yeah....
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FrostedIcefire In reply to beagls [2010-08-11 20:26:29 +0000 UTC]
(I'm gonna be a sophomore. And I shall treat freshmen respectfully, even though I know they're stupid.)
Hex: *wraps arm around*
Sorry, he's a big flirt.
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beagls In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-11 20:30:30 +0000 UTC]
(XD I can't wait for freshmen year next year either. XD)
Right...
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FrostedIcefire In reply to beagls [2010-08-11 20:32:41 +0000 UTC]
(And ignore the seniors once you get there. They're all a**holes. -,-)
Hex: I don't think she wants to.
Duh, she likes Jetfire more.
Hex: -.- Stupid robots...
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beagls In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-11 20:34:21 +0000 UTC]
(XD Okay, but my cousins a senior, and he's nice)
You don't think I want to what?
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FrostedIcefire In reply to beagls [2010-08-11 20:36:37 +0000 UTC]
(YES! Nice seniors exist! )
Hex: Adult things.
Run in fear, Logan. Just run in fear.
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beagls In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-11 20:38:41 +0000 UTC]
(XD)
o___O What if I suck at running
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FrostedIcefire In reply to beagls [2010-08-11 20:40:12 +0000 UTC]
Then I'll kill Hex.
Hex: You can't kill me! ^^
I figured out how.
Hex: o.o
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beagls In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-11 20:42:38 +0000 UTC]
You don't have to murder him!
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beagls In reply to FrostedIcefire [2010-08-11 20:48:41 +0000 UTC]
..... Should I still run though? XD
That face is so cute!!
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FrostedIcefire In reply to beagls [2010-08-11 20:50:45 +0000 UTC]
Yes! Run! And lock your windows and doors!
Hex: I teleport anyway. >:3
AND GET A PRIEST!
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FrostedIcefire In reply to TC-Stalker [2010-08-11 19:49:31 +0000 UTC]
Hex: A lot of people do! >8D
And there is more to come.... >:3
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