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Published: 2007-02-10 02:31:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 5138; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 14
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Description "G..get away from me!" the long silverhaired teen squeaked at a figure dressed in black pants and white blouse. He had flaming red hair that was at least 3 times longer at the back than the ones on the front. Yazoo was trapped under the truck that had been flown on top of him when the Bahamut blasted the blue energy bomb at the monument.

The red haired teen just looked down at Yazoo. He had a sort of a grin not-so-well-y hidden on his face. Yazoo fearfully watched the teen as he kneeled down in front of him, his hand reaching out for his face. All Yazoo could do when the teen stroke his cheek was wincing and whimpering until he brushed aside his fear and noticed the gentle warmth throughout the hand. Yazoo saw the teen smiling when he opened his eyes in comfort and was eased by the kindness in the teen's eyes. Before he had noticed, the teen was already putting all of his efforts to move the truck off of him.
Once he was out, the teen quickly grabbed his arm and pulled him in, forcing Yazoo to kiss the teen on the lips.

He did not like it. No matter how feminine he was he still had his ego as a male of human species. He struggled to break free of the teen's grip, but he was too worn out from struggling under the truck. All the teen did was watch the silver haired fella trying to shove him away.

"What's wrong?"

Yazoo looked up at the teen's face.

"Scared?" the mocking tone in his voice angered him so much, that he scratched the boy's face and kicked him in his *place* and sneered as the boy painfully groaned, clutching at his lower bruise. Yazoo heard the teen angrily mutter something about a girl being stronger than a boy and was very upset.

"You!" he roared at the pained teen. "I am not a girl if you didn't know, you turd!" the teen, who did not seemed to have gotten the insult said,

"Not a turd! It's Turk! T-U-R-K! Got it memorized?!(why does Axel's personality show in Reno's?-_-; )" but immediately calmed down after understanding his stupidity. "Besides, if you were a boy, you would have had flat chest! You don't have flat chest!"

"Wanna bet?" Yazoo coolly questioned the Turk. "You can feel my chest if you want to. It's flat. FLAT! I'm not a girl!" he took the Turk's hand and placed it on his chest, proving that he was male, not female.

A horrified look crossed the Turk's face. 'S..so... I've been kissing a... a.. boy?!'
After a momentary silence, Reno fainted of shock and fear.
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Comments: 39

Rixe-Rhapsodos [2015-10-19 01:02:45 +0000 UTC]

My interpretations of the thoughts:
Reno: SHIT!!!
Yazoo: dumbass...

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Afuri-Kurage [2013-09-13 15:01:00 +0000 UTC]

LOL xD

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TODZUYO [2012-02-11 13:44:00 +0000 UTC]

XD

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ravenanalia [2011-12-07 04:14:29 +0000 UTC]

(why does Axel's personality show in Reno's?-_-; ) hahaha in response i think they are brothers haha they can relate i like this story haha it mad me laughXD

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Rixe-Rhapsodos In reply to ravenanalia [2015-08-29 22:47:22 +0000 UTC]

Actually Reno is Axel's "Somebody", if you've heard the term. You probably have but hey. Reno has the "yo" thing and Axel has the "Got it memorized " thing. I swear "Lea" is not Axel!!!!

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nanonear [2011-07-05 20:30:12 +0000 UTC]

Reno... Think before you kiss... Poor Yazoo... (I do not feel sorry for Reno)

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Breik [2011-03-05 19:05:45 +0000 UTC]

Actually Axel is a copy of Reno so..........yeah. Anyhow good story pretty decent but too short.

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FinalKingdomDeath [2011-02-07 19:18:27 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! Thats so like Reno XD and nice use of Axel's quote

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phoenix509 [2010-09-25 22:14:40 +0000 UTC]

God! No matter how many times I read this, I STILL find it funny! XD

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Ashyqt [2010-08-14 00:13:47 +0000 UTC]

*snorts* XD

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kataru [2010-01-21 11:46:35 +0000 UTC]

oh reno, girl or not, just go continue! mwahhaha

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DemonDragon-chan [2009-10-11 12:50:44 +0000 UTC]

oh man it hit me at the end

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Funex In reply to DemonDragon-chan [2009-10-11 17:44:28 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you liked it XD

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Issuboshi777 [2009-08-28 04:46:52 +0000 UTC]

Reno really is clueless.

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crow-ash [2009-07-02 21:08:02 +0000 UTC]

ohh poor reno...

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HorseSpirit123 [2009-05-03 23:00:55 +0000 UTC]

naaw!... go yazzie, fight for your pride as seme!
lol, this was awesome, i totally laughed at this..
and i just love reno acting like axel.. i love axel.. SUCH a cutie pie...

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GlacialMai [2009-03-11 22:40:15 +0000 UTC]

XD Oh my god! I LOVED that! Amazing~

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Funex In reply to GlacialMai [2009-03-27 20:17:59 +0000 UTC]

haha thank you

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BurnMyDread [2009-01-19 20:01:41 +0000 UTC]

the hell Reno..!? xD Lol!

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kittycat-nya [2008-10-26 20:59:35 +0000 UTC]

oh poor ignorant reno XD

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Funex In reply to kittycat-nya [2008-10-28 04:58:35 +0000 UTC]

XD indeed

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Heartbreaker77 [2008-06-24 17:48:54 +0000 UTC]

hahaha nice. i thought he was a girl too until my friend wacked me upside the head and told me. silly Reno! u almost went Gay...we still lov him though

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Funex In reply to Heartbreaker77 [2008-06-24 19:31:15 +0000 UTC]

XD I had to stare at millions of pictures of yazoo to find out it was a guy.. (people kept saying Silver haired MEN)

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xXxEmoxRainbowxXx [2008-06-07 08:00:21 +0000 UTC]

HA!!!! NICE ONE RENOOOO! lol XDD

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Usukidevil [2008-03-30 03:55:01 +0000 UTC]

XD
Reno, you're just too clueless sometimes. XD
Then again, I'd probably mistake him as a girl too... But I wouldn't kiss him... I think... O-o

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Funex In reply to Usukidevil [2008-03-30 04:53:53 +0000 UTC]

you THINK ;D
... *shifty eyes* I would >.>

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Usukidevil In reply to Funex [2008-04-02 19:46:28 +0000 UTC]

It just depends. XD
Yazoo would probably comment back on the him looking like a girl thing, by saying that look like a boy... And, then kill me for starting an arguement or something... -__-;

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Funex In reply to Usukidevil [2008-04-03 04:13:53 +0000 UTC]

O.o;;;; *trying to shush the two*
Well, they've already started

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Usukidevil In reply to Funex [2008-04-03 21:01:04 +0000 UTC]

Ha!

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elvenarcher [2007-08-26 06:33:35 +0000 UTC]

This is awsome!

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Funex In reply to elvenarcher [2007-08-26 17:00:30 +0000 UTC]

thank you xD

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ryakukalara [2007-02-16 23:24:04 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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Funex In reply to ryakukalara [2007-02-17 18:54:21 +0000 UTC]

Just like on the phone, eh, Ryaku?

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ryakukalara In reply to Funex [2007-02-22 03:09:21 +0000 UTC]

o ya~!

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Sacat [2007-02-12 03:41:27 +0000 UTC]

Haha...It's good and funny too XD

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Funex In reply to Sacat [2007-02-12 03:42:31 +0000 UTC]

X3

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trepidationforshadow [2007-02-10 02:51:01 +0000 UTC]

That was awesome, astonishing!
Really clear.

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Funex In reply to trepidationforshadow [2007-02-10 03:25:33 +0000 UTC]

Thank you^^ X3

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trepidationforshadow In reply to Funex [2007-02-10 20:59:41 +0000 UTC]


No problem

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