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Description A random idea I had based on events that take place with alarming frequency whenever Rick and I play Super Smash Bros MeleΓ©. I always play as Captain Falcon, which means I can always be hear attacking and something this is practically guaranteed to happen.

Pardon the language, not sure if that warrants the mature content tag or not.
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AmpleDeviant [2014-05-02 06:36:50 +0000 UTC]

Falcon... MINDGAMEFAIL!!!

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The-Dude4 [2012-10-11 01:03:42 +0000 UTC]

No it's pronounced "Falcon Pawnch!!!"

Gosh! Get it right.

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MewMewPeach365 [2011-08-07 02:42:05 +0000 UTC]

Link rules!

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Streled [2011-05-03 21:31:16 +0000 UTC]

*Laugh*

One of the reasons why I don't use him...

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Inferno144X [2011-02-21 17:29:51 +0000 UTC]

nevermind, it's the Sacred combo...

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Inferno144X [2011-02-21 17:05:58 +0000 UTC]

Captain falcon's strategy is... ... ... mindgames. Predict where your enemies are going to go, and punch that spot. Especially when they're least expecting it. Or try the wombo combo.

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tiylee323 [2010-12-26 23:06:44 +0000 UTC]

i always expected that to happen one day i was playing.

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Thedragondreamer [2010-11-14 21:31:14 +0000 UTC]

Falcon!-...Fail -_-; lol

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richy-nepp [2010-07-16 15:42:43 +0000 UTC]

Go fox Link.

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KGN-000 [2010-07-16 15:05:32 +0000 UTC]

Something like this happened to me once before. Personally, I have more trouble with Luigi than I do as Captain Falcon.

Love this page!

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TheMangaNinja [2010-06-28 02:51:26 +0000 UTC]

This is so funny! XD

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GameDragon99 [2010-02-15 00:45:43 +0000 UTC]

Dont worry, just use "up + B" and you should be fine.

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WhiteFox89 [2009-03-26 20:29:28 +0000 UTC]

don't know if eny one ask you... but do you have super smash bro brawl?

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funkyalien In reply to WhiteFox89 [2009-03-26 20:34:49 +0000 UTC]

I don't, but I haven't got the Wii either so I've not had a chance to play it yet

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WhiteFox89 In reply to funkyalien [2009-03-26 20:45:40 +0000 UTC]

darn! well when you do let me know. just to let you know in MELEE I like to use SAMUS, KIRBY, DR MARIO, and SHEIK! but I mostly use SAMUS. she rocks!!!

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gameboy7793 [2009-03-18 20:56:26 +0000 UTC]

lol that's funny, that happend to me once!

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Otakuwolf [2009-01-31 21:29:49 +0000 UTC]

SHOW ME YA MOVES >8\ !!!

Nah, with some tricks it becomes unpredicteble, is true that shouting anything he says everybody takes cover when hears "FALCON...", but there are some spots where pepole usually says "nah, it can't be possible is trying to do such thing...", for example hitting the spot just below the edge when somebody tryes to approach the platform (it works everytime XDXDXD), is just matter of "inventive" (and timing to get opponents when are too busy with something or someone else and approach from behind XDXDXD)

I suck too in that game btw, in the sense i suck playing 1 Vs 1 matches, in the game itself i finished every mode with every PG and unlocked every trophy and sticker, but i still suck in 1 Vs 1 matches XDXDXD

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AnthroArtSchool [2008-11-23 15:23:59 +0000 UTC]

lol owned by gravity!

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charizard7 [2008-09-16 23:44:08 +0000 UTC]

oh wait why do they have fox ears? and is that link or fox? looks like link mostly because of the sword

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funkyalien In reply to charizard7 [2008-10-07 14:00:26 +0000 UTC]

It's my character as Captain Falcon and my friend's character as Link.

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charizard7 In reply to funkyalien [2008-10-07 22:34:54 +0000 UTC]

ok ok.

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charizard7 [2008-09-16 23:42:44 +0000 UTC]

too bad captain falcon missed and went down a cliff

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Tresureman-on-RvB [2008-06-21 00:31:49 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha ha, this is epic.

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james002 [2008-06-19 19:50:58 +0000 UTC]

Fucking furries ruin everything

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RadiumSpectre [2008-05-23 20:52:26 +0000 UTC]

oh wow.. i used to do that all the time, especially when i first started playing as CF. Nice to see another CF user 'round here. I like your drawing style.

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SaitoKojima [2008-05-11 15:53:16 +0000 UTC]

Damn furfags... They even ruined Falcon Punch...

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GlitchSamo21 [2008-03-30 12:12:54 +0000 UTC]

What the f*ck, Link and Falcon are Fox/Wolf-ish? Nice catch of Sly in there...

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StrangestOne [2008-03-28 02:56:05 +0000 UTC]


Oh my sweet Jesus,
How I love the Falcon Punch!

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funkyalien In reply to StrangestOne [2008-03-28 20:39:45 +0000 UTC]

Falcon Punch is made of awesome... but only if you can land it right

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StrangestOne In reply to funkyalien [2008-03-29 22:46:51 +0000 UTC]

Exactly D:

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CrimsonDot85 In reply to StrangestOne [2008-05-30 03:48:54 +0000 UTC]

As hard as it is to land the Falcon Punch, Ganondorf's Warlock Punch is much harder to land...

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StrangestOne In reply to CrimsonDot85 [2008-05-30 10:58:12 +0000 UTC]

Yeah that's true.

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aseariel [2008-03-11 21:46:24 +0000 UTC]

if you can say it in a pg-13 movie, i presume it doesn't arbitrarily warrant a "mature" label. the whole thing is rather subjective, though.

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funkyalien In reply to aseariel [2008-03-16 21:50:22 +0000 UTC]

True, knida why I was wondering whether or not to mature this one. I don't think it really needs it though.

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creonman [2008-03-07 14:40:23 +0000 UTC]

ahhh......SBM and mario kart Double Dash....cursing in Spanish and English is a must.....like:
1) *^@#
2) &%@
3) *^%@
4) *^%@!
5) *^#@&#)!
3.2) &%#@
*4 and 5 is in spanish
**3.2 is spanish ver. of 2

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funkyalien In reply to creonman [2008-03-09 21:05:14 +0000 UTC]

Wait, what? Since when was cursing with symbols different between languages?

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creonman In reply to funkyalien [2008-03-10 02:02:35 +0000 UTC]

it's more like a censer myself to see what ppl might think i said...and the last one is in spanish....

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LeaTheWolf [2008-02-18 18:35:06 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, that is why I abhor using that guy. The sucky thing is that it's not just the fricken punch, Falcon kick, that retarded move where he grabs onto someone and blows him up when you're just trying to get out of the air, and just his speed in general. Dude needs to get off the pyro-roides. -__-;

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funkyalien In reply to LeaTheWolf [2008-02-19 16:05:28 +0000 UTC]

I actually like that move since it's one of the few that actually gets me a few decent hits in. Still, dude controls like he's had too much caffiene and swallowed some dynamite.

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LeaTheWolf In reply to funkyalien [2008-02-21 02:03:22 +0000 UTC]

True, and his obnoxious speed does come in handy in the "storymode" where you have to run along a racetrack. Lol, that is probably the best description of Cpt. Falcon that I ever heard. XD

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eggman88 [2008-02-15 07:20:18 +0000 UTC]

usually happens to be but only with Falcon Kick.

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General-Grant [2008-01-21 01:53:48 +0000 UTC]

LOL, I do this all the time with Falcon Kicks, without even a sidestepping opponent (bad aim... x.x) Aww poor Falcon, always on the butt end of jokes. I was a bit confused initially by the fact that they are furries, I was like "what, Fox in disguise??" lol.

Yeah, Falcon's my specialty character too and you can hear his attacks coming for a mile away. xD;; I guess his attacks are slow and obvious too make up for the fact that not only are they powerful, but unlike the other heavyweights, Falcon can MOVE quite quickly... It's REALLY killer in slow-mode melee, though, because your opponent has about five years to react after Falcon announces his attack. xD But I guess Falcon wouldn't be nearly as awesome to play if he were quiet!

Still praying for Falcon to appear in the Brawl lineup, he's my fave and I'd just about DIE if he didn't make it in! Whatshisface the doctor dude from F-Zero is a trophy though, which makes it more likely that Falcon'll be in, but on the other hand, the Japan release is in less that 2 weeks so Nintendo is running out of time to add more characters, but on the OTHER hand Ganondorf hasn't been announced yet and with Dedede and Bowser in he's practically GUARUNTEED to be back, plus Ness and Jigglypuff are still missing, which means Nintendo may have more characters up its sleeve yet... *speculates ad infinitum*

*does the Bring Captain Falcon Back for Brawl dance*

Seeing all these posters to your picture who also use Falcon makes me happy. I thought I was all alone in the world! I am deeply moved! >3<

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funkyalien In reply to General-Grant [2008-02-05 14:47:34 +0000 UTC]

Sorry about the late reply

Well what can I say, Captain Falcon is just THE greatest Smash Bros. character! If not for the fact that he's powerful and fast, it's the simple fact that he screams his attack for all to hear, making it so much more satisfying on those rare times where it actually connects and sends the opponent flying off the screen.
I take great pleasure in doing this to my friend, assuming it hits and I don't fall off the nearest ledge instead

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Al936 [2008-01-07 23:15:14 +0000 UTC]

well if i played as him i proably be better at melle (sorry hard to spell) because i play with one of the 5 worse charictures(sorry) Dr.Mario and i play as him because he's my favorite game(besides tetris) ok i should just keep it short and sweet from now on

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Tempted-Fate [2008-01-05 19:55:12 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe.... another reason I love this game so much...

This is really funny... very cartoony, the character floats a bit before they realize they're impending doom... classic.

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Hyoko [2008-01-05 09:49:27 +0000 UTC]

LOL that's great. I'm always pissing my friends off with my Turnips. I'm a great Peach player. If I had my Pso working, and you had Pso and a cpoy of Pso v1.0, I'd show you a way to play it online.

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Skullmummy [2008-01-04 22:26:45 +0000 UTC]

lol

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DMajorBoss [2007-12-31 11:44:24 +0000 UTC]

Heheh, if one can side step in the game, then this actually can happen pretty often.

^_^

Anyway, well done.

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funkyalien In reply to DMajorBoss [2008-01-05 00:49:46 +0000 UTC]

Well I dunno if there's an actual sidestep move, but it seems that either block, throw, jump, or attack will lead to the same end where a misplaced Falcon Punch is concerned

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DMajorBoss In reply to funkyalien [2008-01-10 09:38:21 +0000 UTC]

I meant sidestep in the sense of dodging. It's where you stand in place and press Down with either L or R. Not many people do it to avoid attacks due to the timing, and not too many actually know how to properly (and time) Falcon's punch to avoid it that way.

^_^

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