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Published: 2015-11-22 03:44:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 4769; Favourites: 63; Downloads: 52
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"Don´tlook at the window, Jean. We got a superhuman-powered perv ogling right there!"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Picture made for , feauring Spidey, Jean Grey and Emma Frost.
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*Sign* Wolverine. Did I have to spell it out for you?
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He might just happened upon them by accident.
Also why isn't Spidey wearing his mask?! XD
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Hard to get a good look with that mask in the way
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He can fight and see very well wearing it.
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True, but maybe he got really hot and sweaty, which is understandable in this situation...
All that heavy breathing and drool could be a pain with that mask on as well.
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Considering that Emma routinely dresses like either a stripper or a woman advertising professional 'personal services', she's hardly one to talk about perversion. She's definitely in the 'it takes one to know one' zone.
I offer as supporting evidence that fur boa she's got draped around her shoulders to go with her bikini.
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Emma is a walking bombshell, no doubt about it, brah!
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Emma's a hoe who knows it. She knows what Parker wants. Not sure about Jean though. Do you think she is new to this kind of attention?
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Emma don't just know it, she SHOWS it too.
I'm sure that Jean's aware of the sort of attention she gets (as a telepath, how can she not be), but I don't think that she's as ready to show it; unlike Emma, who's has practically weaponized her wardrobe to turn heterosexual men around her into nearly babbling idiots.
Thinking of it from Peter's perspective, he does have a liking for redheads (Mary Jane Watson as example), and has come close to a platinum blonde bad-girl (Felicia Hardy as the Black Cat), so I'd say he has a bit of a decision in front of him if he recognizes which women he's looking at from behind... Good-girl redhead who seems unable to stay dead, or Bad-girl blonde...
Decisions, decisions.
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"Emma, who's has practically weaponized her wardrobe to turn heterosexual men around her into nearly babbling idiots".
GIVE THIS MAN A COOKIE!!
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Sounds like Deja vu all over again. He could possibly choose both but that would require some serious web 'swinging'
Normally they would be able to read his mind to figure out his games, but I think right now it's either blank (the blood went somewhere else...
We all know that Pete's still a geek at heart, and that's probably why he's ogling the babes through their window, but he's also a smart guy who has proved himself multiple times with women.
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With regards to the idea of his mind being so dirty as to be too nasty to enter, I'd actually expect Emma to be looking through the imagery in detail, seeing if his powers are having any influence, before largely dismissing Spidey's potential perversions as 'inventive in a few places, but largely pedestrian'. Remember, she was White Queen of the Hellfire Club, and had associated with Mastermind, who helped define 'power perversion potential' in his attempted telepathic / emotional subversion of Jean Grey (part of the Dark Phoenix saga).
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Remember, she was White Queen of the Hellfire Club
Hence, like 90% of proffessional strippers / escorts / hookers, she is quite knowledgeable of male mind and sexuality. Even without her telepathic powers....
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So, let me sum this up, what your saying is a guy in tight spandex who climbs up the side of a few hotchicks residence and looks through their window is a perv. OK, I think the defense will have to rest here.
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"I was just looking at your ass-uh I mean I was trying to clean the glass... yeah that's it and I uh... I noticed your crack- er I mean there were cracks in the glass and I was trying to ... web up the cracks. Heheh I'm such a nice guy!"
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Love how this turned out so much! You did a great job and are a joy to work with!
Can't blame a guy for getting thirsty in the desert. Watch out Peter don't get any web on that window XD!
I love the look on Emma's face.
(telepathically) "Go ahead and stare loser! The only way you could ever get with me is in your mind-wh-wh why is your mind blank right now?"
.......
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Knowing Emma, she probably told him which window it was.
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She's probably used to and enjoys this kind of attention from men.
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Looks like your local Lord Snot render?
However, my Spidey senses are throbbing!
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By the way. I´ll answer you note tomorrow, bro. Too sleepy right now. Also, I gotta go to pick-up some bitches right now... (3:00 am)... haha.
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Think it was 6 am here and 4:30 am now?
Kinda tired and think I might go to bed eventually?
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By the sexually-charged humor???
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haha! maybe? started a new spidey custom and sometimes the cars work for themselves. here is an old one. fav.me/d5nyys1
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That's a pretty cool looking car!
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By the way, you smoke Snots doors off!
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