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Published: 2011-06-23 22:23:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 4376; Favourites: 52; Downloads: 24
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Texas "lawman" Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, the least quick gun in the west.Something of a glass-cannon character, only the glass is filled with milk, and is half empty. "hair-onimo" is a ranged combatant with an array of richocet shots and bullet time tricks to compensate for his immobility.
Though he is slow, when an opponent punches his vast doughy midriff, there is a chance on hit for him to -go head'on- sending him soaring backward like a maltese parade float, and giving the player some much needed space to fire off a quick round.
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Oh, I left a load of triangles in the dryer.
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Β He's a beef town chunk on a Saturday night!
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"At this point, Joe Don could just lay down a torpedo..."
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let me fall so that these delicious roma tomatos fall into my mouth.
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Joe Don Baker was so angry about his treatment on mst3k he reportedly stopped eating a burrito for a few seconds and muttered something.
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Does he have the ability to blot out the sun whenever he approaches
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MEATBALLS FRIED IN LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!
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Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! Munch! Munch! Munch! Munch! Chew! Chew! Chew! Chew! Gorge! Gorge! Gorge! Gorge! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! STUFF LOTS OFο»Ώ FOOD IN YOUR MEAT BABY FACE!
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You better ruuun.....or he'll eat your lunch!
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NOW COME ON, YOU REHEARSED THAT!
It's an obvious line, Mike.
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"Starring Joe Don Baker... I wish I was illiterate so I didn't have to read that!"
Great drawing! One of the best characters ever!
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[ Fataliy ]
"Joe Don wizzes it in record time."
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"Halt or I'll fart!"
With all the stunning similarities, FINAL JUSTICE is practically MITCHELL 2!
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One of my favorite phrases from MST3k - Think ya can take me? Go head'on... It's yer move.
Everyone's burpin' at me. Can't smell a thing they've eatin'
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Go head'on...
IT'S YER MOVE
God this was a dumb movie.
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