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Published: 2011-07-01 07:15:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 2607; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 15
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Space child Bud has been chosen.No average 5th grader, Bud is encased in a mylar-like cocoon of pure wholesome USDA choice gelatin. The sentient goo is both a weapon and a shield, and wordlessly responds to Bud's slightest thought.
If Bud happens to think about punching someone, for example, the blob forms a massive fist and pummels the target. The only problem is that Bud cannot stop the ooze from acting in such a manner. This will make dating very complicated for Bud in his upcomming teen years.
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Comments: 14
If only Uncle Fester saved the day 
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Oh no!
He'll use his coconut spanking machine on me!
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SPACOM! PART WOOD, PART RESIN, PART INDUSTRIALED CHEESE FOOD PRODUCT!
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Are these children Belgian or something?
"I never saw anything like this in Antwerp!"
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Worst. Movie. Ever.
Condescending, insulting, and worst f all, just plain boring. Were this a real figting game, I would beat this character sensless with every single player available...
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Haha, OK boring I get but... insulting? What was insulting about space children?
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The preachyness of this movie crossed a line. Somewhere between the kids annoyingly emphatic statements and the alien killing the guy...It just became wrong.
After all, acording to this movie, nuclear misiles are wrong, but controlling people's brains (and bodies) is A-okay!
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the guy who was about the beat a kid to death? the alien was telepathic. it would've seen how far he was about to go.
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I can dig it. Real subtle, movie: "DR. WAHRMAN"?
All I can think of is how the military would REALLY react if some children were caught on a top secret cold war missle site.
Eadie, does the word "waterboard" mean anything to you?
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"Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done! ...And if it takes you 18 hours to so, then so be it!"
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