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Gamecreature β How to Be a Jungle Girl
Published: 2011-08-02 15:19:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 45639; Favourites: 388; Downloads: 0
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One of those age-old conundrums - which came first?This piece resisted completion for quite some time (I'm looking at you, judge). But I finally gathered myself up and finished it. I hope you appreciate it.
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O tal ves podΓa haber tratado de usar otro animal, uno que ni la fuera a matar.
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Step two; Make sure you wearingΒ the leopard skin on the outside of the leopard.... LOL..
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Strategy to trying to escape from a predator, don't run away in a straight line, zig-zag to confuse the enemy.
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Why is she covering her breasts? Jungle people shouldn't be ashamed with their bodies. They're supposed to be one with nature.
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Maybe it's a baby leopard and it's mistaking her for its mother?
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I know that the poor girl are in trouble,but the scene is funny!
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Funny. And how NOT to be leopard dinner, too.
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Wait until she tries to get the alligator skin accessories!
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Aww! Cute girl... But starting out is never easy XD.
Maybe she should be an animal-pacifist jungle queen and wear a leaf-bikini.
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Oh... wait...
Caterpillars.
:-p.
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Why not a deerskin-bikini? Deer are easier to kill (as long as you approach them from upwind) and slightly larger to provide extra coverage. Besides, I think a deerskin would be sexier and more historically/mythologically accurate. I don't think women wore leopard bikinis until the TARZAN movies.
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But deer are so precious T.T...Β
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see, its things like this, this is why i watch you!
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Unfortunately, the great idea never comes up right away, so folks like you have to be patient.
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im a very patient person me, once cued up over 3 hours just to get on 1 rollercoster
totaly worth it
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Actually, that leopardskin idea is counterproductive.
Leopards will think she's somehow mocking them, and will be extra aggressive towards her.
Other animals will think she's somehow allied with leopards and will shun her.
And being clothed means that savages will attack her straightaway. Appearing nude before them will cause the savages to pause their attack to check out her rack. The effect is similar to the Curse of Lethargy from the old Wizard's Castle DOS game.
Plus, naked heroine = huge fanbase draw.
Charming depiction of a ticklish idea: well done, Kyle.
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You said ticklish idea... now I have the mental image of this woman having to run through feathery furns, soft-leafy branches, and the occasional cloud of gossamer-winged insects like that XD...
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Well, I can never be accused of not playing to my base. Actually, that's not true. If I did, there'd be full-frontal all over the gallery! (And I'm not gonna give that away for free! 
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I think she should stick to be nudist, if she values her life too much.
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One wonders where she learned to wear clothes in the first place!
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