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ZekeEugene In reply to ImdaBatman [2017-03-25 20:40:02 +0000 UTC]

Just to be clear, on that RP comment of mine from September 15, 2016, Mary Jane was talking to Kidd Punn.

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ImdaBatman In reply to ZekeEugene [2017-03-29 02:24:25 +0000 UTC]

naturally

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ZekeEugene In reply to ImdaBatman [2017-03-29 04:50:41 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

Oh, and as a bonus:

-in the STAR LABS Supervillain Prison Containment Division-

-Eugene is mad because a Yakuza thug called Go-Go a "Korean cunt"-

Eugene: -to the Yakuza Thug- "Get back to your cell. NOW!"

Yakuza Thug: "What did I do?"

Italian Mafia Thug: -referring to Go-Go- "Fuck that stupid Gook!"

Russian Mafia Thug: -also referring to Go-Go- "That Chink betrayed us."

Irish Mafia Thug: -again, also referring to Go-Go- "That Lemonhead is a real whore."

-Eugene clenches his fists-

(Note: "Gook", Lemonhead, and "Chink" are racist slurs against Asians.)

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ImdaBatman In reply to ZekeEugene [2017-04-03 11:54:09 +0000 UTC]

Kidd (from his cell): "Oh, so now you're just going to resort to such filthy name-calling, eh? Give me ten minutes alone with these scum-suckin' pieces of gutter trash and I'll have 'em choking on enough Smylex to kill a city!"

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ZekeEugene In reply to ImdaBatman [2017-04-27 07:34:07 +0000 UTC]

(By the way, I added some changes so that Eugene's morals are still consistant.)

Eugene: "No, I'll handle them."

Eugene: -to the inmates who insulted Go-Go- "Listen up, punks! As of today, you no longer have any unique privileges! Also, your time in this prison has no longer decreased....they have now increased! You will all literally be in this hellhole for the rest of your lives!"

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ZekeEugene In reply to ImdaBatman [2017-04-04 00:04:25 +0000 UTC]

Eugene: "No, I'll handle them."

-Eugene turns into his light-powers to transform into his Light-Form, phases through the cell walls, and uses Light Energy Appendages to beat the hell out of the gangsters, one at at time-

Another Gangster: "An angel!? It can't be! All the angels died back in WWII!"

-Eugene gives a Spawn-like smile in his Light-From-

Irish Gangster: "Please don't hurt us anymore! We're sorry!"

Yakuza Gangster: "I'm sorry for insulting my former employee!"

-Eugene starts angrily quoting Shawshank Redemption's Byron Hadley, and he directs these quotes to the gangsters-

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ZekeEugene In reply to ImdaBatman [2016-09-16 03:44:01 +0000 UTC]

Mary Jane: "Fuck off, clown boy! Where's Peter!?"

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ImdaBatman In reply to ZekeEugene [2017-03-29 02:25:32 +0000 UTC]

Kidd: *reading comic* "Well if you're going to be rude then I don't think I'll answer."

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ZekeEugene In reply to ImdaBatman [2017-03-29 04:54:55 +0000 UTC]

Gwen: "MJ, relax! It's just a photoshoot! People show up randomly all the time."

Mary Jane: -sigh- "Why did it have to be that little asshole who groped both Ms. Marvels, Black Widow, and She-Hulk?"

Meanwhile, at an LAPD Police Station, poor Kamala Khan is filing a police report against Kidd Punn.

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ImdaBatman In reply to ZekeEugene [2017-03-31 19:08:41 +0000 UTC]

(Kidd is in a nearby holding cell)
Kidd (completely serious): "This is bull$h!t! I'm telling you, I was framed! I don't even LIKE Kamala! She annoys the CRAP out of me! ME! The Adolescent of Anarchy, for Pete's sake!"
Nearby cop: "And what about the other three?"
Kidd: "Okay, those were actually me, but I already did my time for them!"

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ZekeEugene In reply to ImdaBatman [2017-03-31 20:08:24 +0000 UTC]

-Eugene shows them evidence against Kidd Punn, including Kidd's fingerprints on Kamala's clothing-

-Kamala begins to yell in Arabic, while pointing a finger at Kidd-

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ImdaBatman In reply to ZekeEugene [2017-04-03 11:45:01 +0000 UTC]

Kidd (thinking to himself): How is that possible? Clone, maybe? Or just a really good shape-shifter? Well, regardless, there's only one way to clear my name now. I have to find Wonder Woman. Her lasso is the only definite way of proving my innocence.

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ZekeEugene In reply to ImdaBatman [2017-04-04 00:08:35 +0000 UTC]

Chief Stan Lee: -via telepathic speech- "Don't worry, kiddo, I believe ya! We're in the Marvel Universe, so we'll have to use a different kind a truth-detecting magic to clear your name."

Eugene: "Wait...something isn't right. The fingerprints keep changing randomly."

Chief Stan Lee: "We're dealing with a shape-shifter, Sergeant Boddy!"

Eugene: "We need you to detect the shape-shifter, Chief."

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