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follow up to a forgotten deviation i submitted about a year or so ago. the title is reference to a WWII book series about other humans becoming human furniture for a supreme race of humans, Yapoo is the main character i think. most of this is the first draft so try not to critique my primitave writing "style"...
SCRIPT:
G=me
H= Haruko, of the Gainax manga/anime FLCL
( outside the Nandaba house under a streetlight a recent arrival is wallowing in despair and mild angerand his recent ability to hear japanese as english. he figures this is just something done to avoid the illogicity of something. the "housekeeper" who is really a lazy galaxy police officer out to find someone comes out to bother him because everyone else is asleep or boring. unfortunately, so is he.)
G: *sigh* you know what?
H: hmm?
G: your butt is sliding off my sweater.
H: 's not my fault
G: what?
H: your back is slide-y
G: no it's not. your leather pants
H: well, your not in the mood for piggy back so i'm making you my slave. now shut up Yapoo!
G: of course i don't want you to piggy back! i'm still mad from the last installment that everyone forgot
about!
H: well, i thought you would like to know that it's pretty pathetic. putting yourself in your own fancomic,
you know?
G: what?!? augh! i didn't know! HOW didn't i know?!? why did i decide to do it in the first place?!
H: cause your not as high up on the Geek ladder as you thought, Tycho. you're lucky this isn't yiff,
also. otherwise...
G: Penny Arcade?! what does the furry fetish have to do with this? what does it have to do with
anything that has happened to me?!
H: well, for starters it's a tier below your current position on "le scale de otaku"
G: that figures... wha-well don't blame me, it's 2:47 in the morning.
H: excuses excuses... our REAL writers pulled all nighters all the time. *of course they were mostly
going out to the local cabaret...*
G: tch, sounds like they wasted their time...
H: GASP! what ho? a fanboy denouncing the subject of his glowing desires?!
G: i'm not a fanboy!
H: tell that to the readers
G: what readers? i never attract comments.
H: this IS under Anime/Fanart, right? so according to the principal of kawaiitivity this will be viewed
apporximately 86 trillion times.
G: ooh... yeah, i forgot about the fanart gallery... so why did i submit this in the first place?
H: cause you're a sucker for self-depreciating humor.
G: thats true... now get your ass off my back already!
h: aww... but i was just getting comfy...
G: ... fine...
h: fanboy.

Description
follow up to a forgotten deviation i submitted about a year or so ago. the title is reference to a WWII book series about other humans becoming human furniture for a supreme race of humans, Yapoo is the main character i think. most of this is the first draft so try not to critique my primitave writing "style"...
SCRIPT:
G=me
H= Haruko, of the Gainax manga/anime FLCL
( outside the Nandaba house under a streetlight a recent arrival is wallowing in despair and mild angerand his recent ability to hear japanese as english. he figures this is just something done to avoid the illogicity of something. the "housekeeper" who is really a lazy galaxy police officer out to find someone comes out to bother him because everyone else is asleep or boring. unfortunately, so is he.)
G: *sigh* you know what?
H: hmm?
G: your butt is sliding off my sweater.
H: 's not my fault
G: what?
H: your back is slide-y
G: no it's not. your leather pants
H: well, your not in the mood for piggy back so i'm making you my slave. now shut up Yapoo!
G: of course i don't want you to piggy back! i'm still mad from the last installment that everyone forgot
about!
H: well, i thought you would like to know that it's pretty pathetic. putting yourself in your own fancomic,
you know?
G: what?!? augh! i didn't know! HOW didn't i know?!? why did i decide to do it in the first place?!
H: cause your not as high up on the Geek ladder as you thought, Tycho. you're lucky this isn't yiff,
also. otherwise...
G: Penny Arcade?! what does the furry fetish have to do with this? what does it have to do with
anything that has happened to me?!
H: well, for starters it's a tier below your current position on "le scale de otaku"
G: that figures... wha-well don't blame me, it's 2:47 in the morning.
H: excuses excuses... our REAL writers pulled all nighters all the time. *of course they were mostly
going out to the local cabaret...*
G: tch, sounds like they wasted their time...
H: GASP! what ho? a fanboy denouncing the subject of his glowing desires?!
G: i'm not a fanboy!
H: tell that to the readers
G: what readers? i never attract comments.
H: this IS under Anime/Fanart, right? so according to the principal of kawaiitivity this will be viewed
apporximately 86 trillion times.
G: ooh... yeah, i forgot about the fanart gallery... so why did i submit this in the first place?
H: cause you're a sucker for self-depreciating humor.
G: thats true... now get your ass off my back already!
h: aww... but i was just getting comfy...
G: ... fine...
h: fanboy.