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This idea struck me from behind five mintues after I posted Hot Meets Cold. I'm not sorry I did it, but for the love of God somebody better stop me before this becomes A Thing. It's already dangerously close to being one as it is.

Anywho, after Kimiko and Jack strike up a very weird friendship with one another, Kimiko finds out that each of the Guardians is adept with weapons similar to the Wudai Weapons the monks use. Thinking that it'll be a good idea to learn from the experience of immortal legends, Kimiko makes a suggestion to Master Fung to have the Guardians drop by and give them a few tips. Master Fung thinks it's a good idea, so Kimiko bullies asks Jack to make it happen. Much to Jack's surprise, the Guardians also like the idea, and thus this moment is born.

Jack and Omi

Jack- ...THIS is your staff?

Omi- I assure you that, much like myself, The Shimo staff is FAR more formidable then it's size would suggest. Out of all the Wudai Weapons, I truly believe that mine is the most cold.

(And thus, Jack proceeds to laugh hysterically for the next three hours straight.)

Tooth and Kimiko

Tooth- I have to admit, I've never seen arial weapons like these before from mortals. I'm pretty impressed! Is this really something only you can use, or could you maybe teach someone else how to make them work too? Because I think maybe I'd be able to help you better if you could show me how these things work first, you know. Do you communicate with them telepathically like I do with my Mini-fairies? Or is there another method to controlling them? How far can you make them fly, anyways? I mean, can you keep them in the air for a really long time or something maybe? That might be really helpful if you could do that in battle, don't you think? Have you tried different formations or attack patterns yet, too? I think I have a few that you could use, if you're interested. I don't know how well they'll work with your weapons, but I suppose it couldn't hurt to give it a shot, right? Hey, has anyone ever told you you have really pretty teeth?

Kimiko- You know, I'm not entirely sure yet, but I think I finally found someone who can out-talk Keiko. Still, it's pretty impressive she can say all that in one breath...

Baby Tooth- ^-^

(After gushing over how pretty they each find each other, Kimiko and Tooth proceed to become good friends, which sercretly worries all the men. Two super-powered girls plotting with one another is NEVER a good thing...)

Bunnymund and Clay

Bunnymund- Not bad, mate. Not bad at all. 'Bit flashy for my tastes, but whatever gets the job done, I suppose.

Clay- O.o;;;

(It takes Clay a while to get over his shock here. Not that the Easter Bunny's real, oh no, he's suspected that for a while. The fact that the Easter Bunny's over six feet tall and Australian is where he has trouble coping. Once he gets over it, though, these two hit it off and bond by exchanging horror stories of their crazy teammates.)

North and Raimundo

North- When using sword, it's always important to stay sharp! Remember to use the weapon like an extension of your body! Think of it like having really long, sharp arm. Understand?

Raimundo-

North- Good! Now on to next lesson!

(After the Guardians leave, the group takes a vote and decides unanimously that Rai's man-crush on North is creepier that Jack Spicer's man-crush on Chase Young. Raimundo spends ten minutes defending himself before realizing that he should probably deny having a man-crush at all.)

Sandy and Master Fung

(No one really knows what's going on here, and to be honest not many are sure they want to know. Guardians and Dragons alike just took one look at Fung spouting off proverbs as Sandman communicated with his dreamsand and everyone decided that it was much safer to just back away slowly. Except for North, anyways. He was thrilled Sandy made a new friend. XD)

Pitch and Wuya

Wuya- I love a man who's willing to fight dirty to win~

Pitch-

(Wuya has a crush. Pitch needs an adult. Nuff said.)

NOW WITH A SEQUEL! [link]

Description
This idea struck me from behind five mintues after I posted Hot Meets Cold. I'm not sorry I did it, but for the love of God somebody better stop me before this becomes A Thing. It's already dangerously close to being one as it is.

Anywho, after Kimiko and Jack strike up a very weird friendship with one another, Kimiko finds out that each of the Guardians is adept with weapons similar to the Wudai Weapons the monks use. Thinking that it'll be a good idea to learn from the experience of immortal legends, Kimiko makes a suggestion to Master Fung to have the Guardians drop by and give them a few tips. Master Fung thinks it's a good idea, so Kimiko bullies asks Jack to make it happen. Much to Jack's surprise, the Guardians also like the idea, and thus this moment is born.

Jack and Omi

Jack- ...THIS is your staff?

Omi- I assure you that, much like myself, The Shimo staff is FAR more formidable then it's size would suggest. Out of all the Wudai Weapons, I truly believe that mine is the most cold.

(And thus, Jack proceeds to laugh hysterically for the next three hours straight.)

Tooth and Kimiko

Tooth- I have to admit, I've never seen arial weapons like these before from mortals. I'm pretty impressed! Is this really something only you can use, or could you maybe teach someone else how to make them work too? Because I think maybe I'd be able to help you better if you could show me how these things work first, you know. Do you communicate with them telepathically like I do with my Mini-fairies? Or is there another method to controlling them? How far can you make them fly, anyways? I mean, can you keep them in the air for a really long time or something maybe? That might be really helpful if you could do that in battle, don't you think? Have you tried different formations or attack patterns yet, too? I think I have a few that you could use, if you're interested. I don't know how well they'll work with your weapons, but I suppose it couldn't hurt to give it a shot, right? Hey, has anyone ever told you you have really pretty teeth?

Kimiko- You know, I'm not entirely sure yet, but I think I finally found someone who can out-talk Keiko. Still, it's pretty impressive she can say all that in one breath...

Baby Tooth- ^-^

(After gushing over how pretty they each find each other, Kimiko and Tooth proceed to become good friends, which sercretly worries all the men. Two super-powered girls plotting with one another is NEVER a good thing...)

Bunnymund and Clay

Bunnymund- Not bad, mate. Not bad at all. 'Bit flashy for my tastes, but whatever gets the job done, I suppose.

Clay- O.o;;;

(It takes Clay a while to get over his shock here. Not that the Easter Bunny's real, oh no, he's suspected that for a while. The fact that the Easter Bunny's over six feet tall and Australian is where he has trouble coping. Once he gets over it, though, these two hit it off and bond by exchanging horror stories of their crazy teammates.)

North and Raimundo

North- When using sword, it's always important to stay sharp! Remember to use the weapon like an extension of your body! Think of it like having really long, sharp arm. Understand?

Raimundo-

North- Good! Now on to next lesson!

(After the Guardians leave, the group takes a vote and decides unanimously that Rai's man-crush on North is creepier that Jack Spicer's man-crush on Chase Young. Raimundo spends ten minutes defending himself before realizing that he should probably deny having a man-crush at all.)

Sandy and Master Fung

(No one really knows what's going on here, and to be honest not many are sure they want to know. Guardians and Dragons alike just took one look at Fung spouting off proverbs as Sandman communicated with his dreamsand and everyone decided that it was much safer to just back away slowly. Except for North, anyways. He was thrilled Sandy made a new friend. XD)

Pitch and Wuya

Wuya- I love a man who's willing to fight dirty to win~

Pitch-

(Wuya has a crush. Pitch needs an adult. Nuff said.)

NOW WITH A SEQUEL! [link]