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If you give a Peri a compliment,
She's gonna tell you you're a clod.
When she tells you you're a clod,
She'll probably abduct you in the middle of the night.
When she's finished, she'll probably hide in your primitive think chamber.
Then she'll want to look in the mirror for a gem.
When she looks in the mirror, she may fall off cuz it's slippery
So she'll probably throw insults at your family's interrogation
When she's finished hiding in your bathroom, she'll want a Steven to save her.
She'll befriend the Steven,
She might get carried away--and befriend all of the Crystal Clods
She may even end up renouncing her Diamond.
When you cheer that she's now a part of the Gems,
She'll probably groan and call everyone clods.
And chances are, when she calls you a clod, she's gonna include herself.

A PERIdy of the children's book: "If you give a mouse a cookie". I could make a longer version but maybe later if anyone asks me to. Just something silly for my corner of the internet I'll share with you all

Done with mechanical pencil, colorized with Gimp

DO NOT REPOST - REBOLOG HERE INSTEAD!

Description
If you give a Peri a compliment,
She's gonna tell you you're a clod.
When she tells you you're a clod,
She'll probably abduct you in the middle of the night.
When she's finished, she'll probably hide in your primitive think chamber.
Then she'll want to look in the mirror for a gem.
When she looks in the mirror, she may fall off cuz it's slippery
So she'll probably throw insults at your family's interrogation
When she's finished hiding in your bathroom, she'll want a Steven to save her.
She'll befriend the Steven,
She might get carried away--and befriend all of the Crystal Clods
She may even end up renouncing her Diamond.
When you cheer that she's now a part of the Gems,
She'll probably groan and call everyone clods.
And chances are, when she calls you a clod, she's gonna include herself.

A PERIdy of the children's book: "If you give a mouse a cookie". I could make a longer version but maybe later if anyone asks me to. Just something silly for my corner of the internet I'll share with you all

Done with mechanical pencil, colorized with Gimp

DO NOT REPOST - REBOLOG HERE INSTEAD!