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getanaxe — Just Waiting For the Zombies
Published: 2008-02-02 21:37:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 2672; Favourites: 198; Downloads: 54
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Seriously. Every night, I just stand in the middle of deserted streets with my machete and listen for the moans.Related content
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I hope not, I can't fight or run good for shit (I get out of breath easily and also I'm just not very fast XD) so I'd probably die first
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oh, and my choice weapon? an m4, with a hammer on the side.
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i just SERIOUSLY hope it doesnt start at night. im a deep sleeper, and a zombie would be gnawing on my arm while im snoring away. thats why i need a GROUP, so i can actually USE my survival skills.
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I am waiting with a cricket bat in hand and my pockets full of freeze-dried fodder.
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May I post this on my Facebook page? I will have a link back to you if you would let me.
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I absolutely adore machetes... But I prefer chainsaws.
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A few weeks ago the tornado sirens were going off and I told my friend it would be so awesome if zombies just came out of nowhere. I'm glad there are others out there who think the same as I do.
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hmmmm now i know at least im not the only one waiting for zombies to apper XD great work ^.^
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Hell yes. Why am I the only person I know with a turbocharged whipper-snipper? Jeezus. Someone raise the dead already!
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Haha brilliant! I'm gonna jack that last line, just FYI. It's flawless.
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Just tell me where you use it =3
(And RvsB rules.)
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Dido. Maybe we can let a virus out if we do something stupid like those activists in 28 Days Later.
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Psh, the more people I tell, the more that will survive. I want to be the last one left!
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lol yeah i guess youre right
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I like cricket bats. They're good in a pinch if you need to smash some skulls.
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A delightful weapon, but blades don't need reloading.
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True, true.
Sniper rifle then? For picking them off at a range?
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Definitely. I should learn how to use a crossbow or something like that though... that seems more hardcore. And I'm all about presentation.
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I thought I was the only one. XP
This is why my mother stocks up on canned food. 8I
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Only the stupid people! which, really, is what I'm looking forward to.
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Gheghe, I'll be waiting with you together =]
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hehe I nearly ran over my neighbor 'cause I thought he was zombie
-Shadow
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That is a badass story... I might have to do that so I can tell it.
Or I'll just lie.
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Yeah, we actually have it on video too lol Still think my cousin should have let me run him over. Better safe then sorry!
-Shadow
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Oh, there's one more person who fears this thing too O_O
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Hope you have The Zombie Survival Guide!! 
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Oh I have it, and met Max Brooks, and it's personally signed!
World War Z, too, though that came out after I met him.
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