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Published: 2015-12-05 13:05:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 219; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 0
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a proper drawing of this assholehe acts like a really serious hacker
who's going to get into the humans internet and crash the whole thing
but all he's managed to do so far is get tumblr to work on his computer
he's basically an impatient asshole who spends so much time indoors that he's probably allergic to sunlight
why he wears headphones and glasses when he doesn't even have eyes or ears is one of the world's greatest mysteries
his shoes are also far too large for him and he constantly trips over his laces
it's probably a surprise that he hasn't died already from tripping and falling down some stairs somewhere
he just wants to spend all his time indoors and not talk to anyone tbh
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that is one presh skelebaby
he's going to trip over those laces
baskerville is going to tie his shoes together when he's not looking
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He's smol and precious, but he'd probably push anyone who says it to his face down the stairs
Baskerville nO
He already has gravity trying to make him fall over
He doesn't need you doing it as well
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ohmygod
Consolas is best skeleton hands down
Baskerville is the type that would totally trip up Consolas
And then shout at him for getting in his way
But then he'd apologize like a week later and get really embarrassed
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All consolas wants to do is stay indoors and eat biscuits tbh
omf
Baskerville would probably last about 2 minutes after tripping consolas up
Before Beckett finds out
And just sort of looms over him
He wouldn't fight him or anything because he's too nice for that
But he'd just sort of stand there intimidatingly
Untill Baskerville apologizes or something
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Consolas is so precious i just can't
Despite Basker acting so mean to him sometimes
I imagine it's just because Basker wants to be friends but doesn't quite know how to go about doing that bc he's only got one legit friend
Basker would stare him up lmao
Basker doesn't get intimidated that's the funny thing
They'd have a stare off until Calibri comes and apologizes profusely on Basker's behalf and drags him away
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Consolas has no idea how friendship works either
So they're both just stuck in an eternal loop of
'what is the friendship thing and how does it work'
pff
Calibri and Beckett probably have had to drag consolas and Baskerville away so many times
They're both so used to it by this point
They don't even question what's going on
They just swoop in and collect them before they start fighting
Beckett and Calibri are probably united in the fact that they are both stuck with smaller, more assholeish skeletons
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I can totally imagine them slinging insults at each other
And then also joking with each other at odd times
If someone asks if they're friends, they get really offended
"uh HH NO E W"
I imagine Calibri likes to joke about them having playdates
Beckett and Calibri just kind of panic every time they see Basker and Consolas together
"they're at it again"
"better sort this out"
"don't know what they're talking about but its probably not good"
"you grab asshole skele, i'll grab other asshole skele"
"gotcha"
And it turns out they were actually being nice for once like
"hey i like your hat"
"ye your headphones are pretty cool"
"ye"
"chill"
and then they just get dragged away for no reason like "thERE WILL BE NONE OF THAT"
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Beckett would probably constantly ask if consolas and his new friend want to come over to his house so he can make them food
and consolas just yells back at him
"its nO T FRIENDSHIP IT'S JUST TOLERANCE oKA Y"
They can barely last more than 3 minutes of conversation
before the tall skeles swoop in
and carry them off again
like
"no children stop fighting"
sometimes the only reason Baskerville and Consolas actually attempt to talk to eachother
is because its like a competition to see how long they can spend in the same space
without Beckett and Calibri grabbing them
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Calibri also wants them to have playdates
"Should I invite that sweet little skeleton over?"
"What, who?"
"Oh you know, you're friend! Consolas, was it?"
"hE IS NOT MY FRIEND OHMYGOD I HATE HIM"
"But I thought you lent him your hat one time? When he was cold?"
"hO w DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT??? IT WAS BC HIS FACE WAS STUPID AND I DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK AT IT OHMYGOD CALIBRI GO AWAY"
"now nOW THERE IS NO NEED FOR SUCH VIOLENCE"
"caliBRI I WAS TALKING WITH THE SHORT DOOFUS"
"VIOLENT CONVERSATION"
Full on competition
"I bet Calibri will get me last."
"You're on."
It turns out, Calibri comes speeding over within a matter of a few seconds like "sto P THIS AT ONCE" and carries Basker away on his shoulder whilst poor Basker is kicking and screaming to be put down and Consolas has never felt so full of pride
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The only place Beckett and Calibri can trust them to socialize is in their houses
because then they can supervise the children
Beckett starts trying to set them up
"hey Consolas could you take this tea I made over to Calibri"
"wait why do I have to do it why cant you-"
"Consolas just take the tea"
"but I dont-"
"coNSOLAS I stg taKe the fUcking tea"
It becomes a full on competition
they both start keeping track of scores
the loser at the end of the week has to buy the other one food
they probably start meeting in really stupid places
just to see how long it takes for Beckett and Calibri to find them
"Where even are they"
"oh wait I can see them they're sitting on the roof of that house over there"
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i am laughing so hard ohmygod
"Baskerville dearie, I need you to settle Becket and Consolas into our home-"
"Why the fuck are they even here"
"LanguAGE, BASKERVILLE. Please. Settle them in."
"How the fuck do i settle them in"
"make them sit down idk"
"what do you want me to do like forCIBLY THROW THEM ONTO THE COUCH"
"no baskerville"
"bc throwing them is one thing i'm willing to do"
"basKERVILLE GET BACK HERE"
"later calinerd"
MUFFLED SCREAMING FROM THE LIVING ROOM
They go all over the underground
"Consolas what the fuck they're not going to find us here you fucking brat"
"Just wait"
"i'm waiting and they're not-"
"consOLAAAAAAS"
"BASKERVILLE DON'T YOU DARE HARM A SINGLE BONE ON THAT SKELETON'S BODY I SWEAR TO GOD"
"what the fuck consolas"
"told you"
"fuck off"
"i'll have a burger at grillbys thanks"
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It gets to the point where Beckett and Calibri start getting Consolas and Baskerville to meet up 'accidentally'
"Consolas, would you care to accompany me to grillbys"
"Beckett I'm busy maybe later"
Cue Beckett picking Consolas up and literally dragging him to grillbys
"Oh Consolas would you look at that it's Calibri and your friend sitting over there let's go and talk to them"
"Beckett N O he's nOT my friend how many times do I have to tell you"
"Calibri, Baskerville, what a nice surprise it is to see you both here!"
Beckett and Calibri go through this whole thing of what a coincidence it is for them all to end up in the same place
meanwhile Consolas is lying face down on the floor muttering about how he doesn't want to be there and Baskerville is debating whether to kick him in the head
They literally go everywhere
At one point they go and hide in the temmie village
neither of them want to be there
they're ready to commit mass murder if they hear one more 'hOI'
But it's completely worth it
because they manage to go a whole 5 minutes before Beckett and Calibri find them
By that point they're beginning to think that Beckett and Calibri can teleport because they get there so fast
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ohmygod
you are making me ship skelETONS STOP THIS AT ONCE
Calibri and Beckett insist on having a friendly get together
Basker and Consolas both have to be dragged
And then it's just
"Whoops, I must get to work at Grillbys!"
"Calibri! Wait! I'm sure these two skeletons can look after the house- I'll walk you!"
"Why, thank you Beckett!"
And it's just
"i'm not staying in a house with you e w baskerfuck"
"i'm not moving jackass you wanna go i'll break your legs"
They glare at each other for like 10 minutes and in that time the tv comes on they watch it together whilst still grumbling that they hate each other
Eyes glued to the TV but then also
"God I hate you so much I just want to break your arms into little shards and stab you in the eye with each individual piece"
"getting a little bit dark there baskershit but the feeling is mutual"
"oh look at the tv haha metatton is such a dork"
"hahaha you're right"
"shut up nerd"
"fuck off"
It's then that they truly believe Becket and Calibri can teleport
I'm also imagine Becket and Calibri just doing whatever they're doing and then they just suddenly look up to the wind
"My skeleton conflict senses are tingling."
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They end up accidentally falling asleep while they're watching the tv
Calibri and Beckett come back to find them both lying on the floor
at first they think they might have punched eachother in the face and are both unconscious
but then they realize they're just asleep
Consolas and Baskerville never hear the end of it
because Calibri and Beckett took about 100 photos of them
and made sure to show everyone
omfg
They'll just be doing something
then they just drop everything and look to the sky dramatically
then run off to go and find Consolas and Baskerville
Everyone is used to it by this point because it happens so often
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9/10 fuckable by emoli
coat makes it hard to fuck
Also he looks like he's about to sell some drugs to Frisk
Like he just has pockets in the inside of the coat full of bags of drugs
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Pff
I'm guessing this is how you're going to rate ocs now
omfg
I don't think anyone really know what's inside his coat
people probably hold competitions of who can steal his coat and see what's even inside of it
then someone actually succeeds in getting his coat
and they look in the pockets and it's just full of something really stupid
consolas is the reason why everyone's socks go missing
he steals peoples socks and hides them in his coat
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Pretty much yes
I have this presh human bab
and she wears colorful tights and shit
Imagine one day she wakes up and they're gone
And she's freezing her ass off because they were so warm and she only has her shorts now
AnD IMAGINE SHE ASKS CONSOLAS TO HELP HER LOOK FOR THEM
And he's just awkwardly walking behind her
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omg
they've spent like an hour looking for the tights
and then suddenly these things just fall out of consolas' coat
and he just sort of throws himself on the ground on top of them to hide the fact that it's the tights
the human is just like "wait what was that on the floor before you fell over"
"what thing on the floor theres nothing on the floor except me I dont know what you're talking about"
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omg
"Can you... get up?"
"Why, I'm feeling comfortable here"
"I said get up"
"Five more minutes"
And she just violently is pulling him off
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He's trying to shove the tights back inside his coat before she can see them
maybe he never actually means to steal them
he sleepwalks and steals people's socks
and he's to embarrassed about it to give them back
so he hoards them in his room
you go inside his bedroom and there's just a huge pile of accidentally stolen socks in the corner
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yess
consolas sleepwalks into peoples houses at night
and steals their socks
this is canon now
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Nice
Everyone in the underground just has no socks anymore and consolas just locks all his doors
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