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EDIT: Ack. Sorry, but I don't think I'll be responding to comments on the comics anymore unless it really picks up my interest XD it takes up WAAAYYY too much of my time to do so. Lul. I feel kinda bad, though - everyone deserves a response XD
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Because everyone should sooooo read Twilight.
BEWARE OF SEMI-LONG RANT.
Augh. I know a lot of people who hate Twilight, especially now that it's gaining popularity. Unfortunately, this is also the reason why more and more people like Twilight. My question is: WHY?!
For one, THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ALL FUCKING MARY SUES. Bella is so ridiculously clumsy that, rather than being an endearing character trait, it's a huuuuuge fault. Not only that, but EVERYONE. LOVES. HER. Now why is that? Especially considering the fact that, ummm, she's not supposed to be pretty? Not only that, but she can be such a bitch, too. And in Eclipse, she's downright horny. Pretty sickening, consider the one she wants to get it on with is dead. Damn necrophiliac...
Then there's Edward. He sucks at life, seriously. LOL 102-year-old virgin, anyone? Drama queen. Priss. Tries to be virtuous by refusing to have sex with Bella and PRETTY MUCH ATTEMPTING TO FREAKING RAPE HER AT THE END OF ECLIPSE. WATCHES HER SLEEP. Stalked Bella. And you know what? She didn't even care. She was actually FLATTERED that a potential murderer was following her around and staring at her through her window. Wow. No teenage girl can seriously be that trusting.
And then there's Jacob, who I was too lazy to draw. Two words: Fucking. Rapist.
Okay, so putting characters aside, let's talk about the plot. See the size of the book? Well, take a #2 pencil and admire it's size. Got it to memory? Well, if you chopped out all the bullshit and about 9/10 of Bella's thoughts focused on Edward, that's what the size of Twilight would be. As stated above, in the illustration, 298 pages in New Moon was wasted on the fucking "gaping hole" in Bella's chest. Errr, okay. But Jacob tried to help her! That was made null and void by the fact that she fucking left him to go with the guy who LEFT HER IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST AT LIKE MIDNIGHT.
Then there's Eclipse. Oh, Eclipse. Why oh why is Bella important enough to warrant a fucking VAMPIRE ARMY TO GO KILL HER? Seriously. And, oh look! She decides she loves BOTH Edward and Jacob (that whore!)~ Eeeyeah. Okay.
So yeah. I'm really far too lazy to rant more about how there's a lack of real plot and character depth. Yeah...
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Hahaha, ugly comic. Must go get another sugar cone. I am sooooo remaking this in the future xDDD
Does anyone see the reference to the worst fanfic ever? Enoby srsly reminds me of Bella during New Moon.
I could go on and on. I won't because I'm starting to get bored LOL.
Bella, Edward, Twilight, etc. (c) Stephenie Meyer
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XD I loved the My Immortal bit, made me lol
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sometimes i like to pretend twilight is a parody, and all of the fans are just in my head haha
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This is the best Twilight thing I have EVER READ.
I will be truthful when I say that I have nothing against Stephanie Meyer (Or whatever the hell her name is spelled), since becoming an author with that much popularity and money is not easy to achieve! It's just that the whole vampires vs. werewolves thing is so cliche and boring...plus the fan base is FREAKING PSYCHOTIC.
Long story short, Harry Potter is better, go Team STFU, rant over.
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im not much of a twilight fan and this really made me laugh my ass off! sreously,this is a really great peace! lolz
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*sniffs* That was very beautiful and you spoke the truth.
Love it!
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you should read twilight if u have the stomach flu and need to barf, but cant.
twilight should be way more than enough!
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Lol I love Twilight and even I find this hilarious. xD Good work.
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xDD
I love how she is retardedly smiling the entire time. Even when she's all emo and crap
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This is SO going in my "twilight Hating" collection!
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"You can call me Ebony/Enoby Dark'ness Demntia Raven Way" XD
A little part of me just died on the inside. Thank you.
This makes my day.
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i like twilight.
just not bella.
srsly, twilight would be so much awesomer if there was no sparkling and no bella
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I couldn't stop laughing while reading your rant, because... Seriously. It's true. And I think giving it the size of a #2 pencil is way too generous.
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you know, that is exerly so treu...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! too FUNNY 
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Don't be so ignorant!!!!1one1!!! There is a perfectly logical reason for why all the guys in forks like Bella!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!111111oneoneone!!!! It's because they're cat people! Duh.
You see, male cats don't go into heat. The females do, and this attracts the male cats to them. Bella didn't have to be pretty, or special, or hot, or have big boobs for the guys to like her, she was just in heat. And so she released pheromones that attracted the other males in the town to her. That's why for Edward and Jacob, it's not just infatuation, but real love. You see, Edward isn't a cat person, he's a vampire. And Jacob isn't a cat person because he's a puppy.
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This made me laugh so hard LOL.
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I wrote an article about it and put it on my web site.
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I knew it!! Damn pheromones :/
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Is that a confused Wha or a "seriously?" Wha?
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i'm not sure......i forget what i wrote cause i'm writing 21 people as we speak so you can just asume witchever....
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I agree with you mostly. Except on the part where you say that everyone LOVES. BELLA... Soooooo not true! Until this day I haven't found someone who can stand that lousy, two-timing B*tch. You ahve a devoted Bella hater here! XD
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i used to be a hater. i saw new moon. i be came a fan. dont ask questions. (btw, this banter is about new moon, not twilight)
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people use the generalization of calling it all "twilight" because its "the twilight series"
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....Bella being Enoby / Ebony makes waaaaay too much sense.
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Buwahahahhaha!
*stakes Eddie*
*invites Blade to stake Eddie*
*Wolverine swoops in, because he is somehow ALWAYS there, and stakes Eddie*
CLICK MY SPARKLES LINK!
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LMFAO BEST RANT IN THE WORLD!!
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Why does everyone think Twilight is amazing? It's about a girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality. Whats interesting about that?
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i wish every1 would stop complain bout twilight.
come, lets b mautre cuz i luv twilght but my friend dosent and we dont get in fights.
i bet you guys dont even now who ur yellin at bout twilight and how much u luv it cuz every1 likes a fictional person.
(like superman,batman,hellboy,etc)
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I love how you talk about being mature and you spell like a fourth grader.
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i think i was in fourth grade when i posted that because this is my cousins old account and she gave it to me.
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She let you on here when you were a fourth grader? Wait, so the comment is from last year, you're only a fifth grader? You're way underneath the age limit.
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no, i'm in seventh grade. wait, sorry wrong grade. she late me use this like late fifth grade, early sixth grade, because i'm 13 now. 
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Alright, so you're at the limit. That's good.
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by the way, i like your gallery! I love your photos, they're really amazing!
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You don't have to pay attention to us if you don't want to. Face it, dear, you love to bicker on the internet as much as we do. Otherwise, you wouldn't have commented. You'd have rolled your eyes and gone on to the next picture muttering "morons" under your breath. As for being mature: being mature is part of growing up, and so is proper grammar, seeing as how learning grammar comes from education and staying in school, as a mature person should. Therefore, I submit that it's not mature to use improper grammar or spelling, beyond that, it's also not mature to write yourself into a story and making every guy you meet be attracted to you, then get offended when someone criticizes the character as a Mary Sue. Pass the message on to Stephanie Meyer. Anyway, I'd appreciate it if you'd clarify the statement "i bet you guys dont even now who ur yellin at bout twilight" because I take it to either mean "You don't know how your messing with," in which case, we do know, and it's you. A girl on the internet. or to mean "you don't know anything about Twilight," in which case I would like to point out that considering that this artist knew how many page3s Bella was depressed in, and that she was clearly able to sit through and read My Immortal, which is indisputably the worst fanfic on record, I'd say they've probably read all the books, as have I. And as far as "everyone loves fictional characters," we aren't bitching about them being fictional, we're bitching about the lack of depth written in to the character. Tell me, what are Bella's interests. What is she into, other than supernatural beings that like to chomp on things? What kind of movies, music, and books does she like? What are her talents? What's her favorite food? Colour? Animal?
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this is the internet, no one cares about grammar
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Only people who are too ignorant, lazy, or stupid to even pretend to have a slight amount of intelligence say things like that. People especially care about grammar when whatever is posted is in such poor English that it makes no sense.
Also, if you think "no one" cares about grammar on the internet, you have clearly never heard of My Immortal.
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this is the USA, so i can type how i want,when i want!
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Oh, and for future reference, don't try to use the Constitution in an argument against me.
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Just because you /can/ do something, doesn't mean you should. Now, I suppose you do have a right to look stupid, but then again, Westboro thinks they have a right to protest at funerals.
I have a right to tell every Christian I meet that their religion is stupid, and that they are stupid and delusional for worshiping a "zombie" (disclaimer: I don't actually believe that, it's just an example) but that doesn't mean I should. It doesn't mean it's proper, intelligent, or that I can do such while still being a good person.
Also, as much right as you have to make a fool of yourself with your butchery of the English language, I also have just as much right to tell you that you look like a moron and that if you ever want anyone in the entire universe to respect anything you say or not scoff at you based on what they assume from your intelligence, you can forget such hopes if you're going to put u instead of "you," r instead of "are" write your when you should put you're, or even put the slight bit of effort necessary to at least make sure that what you're saying makes sense.
Now then, with all that being said, I actually have no problem with the way you're typing now. You know, the lack of capitalization, the minimal punctuation, the typo of forgetting a space, all that jazz. You see, the sentence I'm responding to is coherent and understandable. However, the statement "i bet you guys dont even now who ur yellin at bout twilight and how much u luv it cuz every1 likes a fictional person." made absolutely no sense and no one knew what you meant. For another thing, you haven't even bothered to clarify for the three people who asked.
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