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EDIT: Ack. Sorry, but I don't think I'll be responding to comments on the comics anymore unless it really picks up my interest XD it takes up WAAAYYY too much of my time to do so. Lul. I feel kinda bad, though - everyone deserves a response XD
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Because everyone should sooooo read Twilight.
BEWARE OF SEMI-LONG RANT.
Augh. I know a lot of people who hate Twilight, especially now that it's gaining popularity. Unfortunately, this is also the reason why more and more people like Twilight. My question is: WHY?!
For one, THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ALL FUCKING MARY SUES. Bella is so ridiculously clumsy that, rather than being an endearing character trait, it's a huuuuuge fault. Not only that, but EVERYONE. LOVES. HER. Now why is that? Especially considering the fact that, ummm, she's not supposed to be pretty? Not only that, but she can be such a bitch, too. And in Eclipse, she's downright horny. Pretty sickening, consider the one she wants to get it on with is dead. Damn necrophiliac...
Then there's Edward. He sucks at life, seriously. LOL 102-year-old virgin, anyone? Drama queen. Priss. Tries to be virtuous by refusing to have sex with Bella and PRETTY MUCH ATTEMPTING TO FREAKING RAPE HER AT THE END OF ECLIPSE. WATCHES HER SLEEP. Stalked Bella. And you know what? She didn't even care. She was actually FLATTERED that a potential murderer was following her around and staring at her through her window. Wow. No teenage girl can seriously be that trusting.
And then there's Jacob, who I was too lazy to draw. Two words: Fucking. Rapist.
Okay, so putting characters aside, let's talk about the plot. See the size of the book? Well, take a #2 pencil and admire it's size. Got it to memory? Well, if you chopped out all the bullshit and about 9/10 of Bella's thoughts focused on Edward, that's what the size of Twilight would be. As stated above, in the illustration, 298 pages in New Moon was wasted on the fucking "gaping hole" in Bella's chest. Errr, okay. But Jacob tried to help her! That was made null and void by the fact that she fucking left him to go with the guy who LEFT HER IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST AT LIKE MIDNIGHT.
Then there's Eclipse. Oh, Eclipse. Why oh why is Bella important enough to warrant a fucking VAMPIRE ARMY TO GO KILL HER? Seriously. And, oh look! She decides she loves BOTH Edward and Jacob (that whore!)~ Eeeyeah. Okay.
So yeah. I'm really far too lazy to rant more about how there's a lack of real plot and character depth. Yeah...
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Hahaha, ugly comic. Must go get another sugar cone. I am sooooo remaking this in the future xDDD
Does anyone see the reference to the worst fanfic ever? Enoby srsly reminds me of Bella during New Moon.
I could go on and on. I won't because I'm starting to get bored LOL.
Bella, Edward, Twilight, etc. (c) Stephenie Meyer
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I did, it's a group. [link] !/group.php?gid=119888598040984
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lol already did, you should read some Sherrilyn Kenyon books, i think they kick ass
oh and nice sig btw
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AMEN! People should really read something like Anne Rice, she was the original vampire queen!
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I hope this warrants a comic but here goes. Bella is a whore :/
And this is why love is dead.
"OH WOW 
AND LOOK EDWARD IS AN ASS BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE HE'S PURTY AND STUFF IT'S LOVE THAT I LIKE A GUY ONLY FOR LOOKS THAT I'VE KNOWN 2 DAY
Love takes AT LEAST a yr and that's if you're smart/wise/mature enough to have it
Trust me I've seen my share of bad relationships that last over a year that aren't "love"
but they are like "but we've been together a year that means something"
No.
And of course Edward likes Bella for her scent
not love kiddies if you like the book don't have children love is already dieing due to disney depicting it like
"I love you more!" "no I love you more" "I love you more"
:tear:
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I love you so much for making this XD
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May I please credit you and embed this on my my website? Cuz I'm gonna make an articly on Twilight and this would save me a summary.
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As long as I was credited, go ahead XD Ahahahaha.
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Yes, I did catch the reference. And wow, I hate Twilight so much that ranting about it has become boring >.>;;;
I know a few people who are seriously in love with Edward. Me, I TRIED to like him, I really did, but no matter how much I tried he creeped me out too much so I gave up trying about halfway through the first book. I braved the second book, but really, if you think about it, ALL the guys in her class love her; couldn't she have found a nice, normal, non-supernatural non-stalker who actually LOVED her and didn't just like her because she smelled good?
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OMFG. I was having a good enough time already but I laughed my fucken everlovin' guts out at #5. 
I guess we know her REAL name now don't we!
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LOL!!!! I like the reference to "My immortal" ! XD
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I F@#$in HATE Twilight! It's completely cliche` and a waste of paper! Die vampire whore! 
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team Edward or team Jacob?
team Edward............Edward Elric
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How about team i-hate-twilight-and-would-punch-stephenie-meyer-if-i-saw-her-in-the-street?
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yes that would be a great team for meh and my sis.
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^^ We should form it - together!!!
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sure, that will be a great group for me and some of my school friends(also my bro)
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Us too!
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yea, twilight is not that good to me. i read the first sentence and said: tsu is going to rip this book and im going to burn it.
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I read all of the books... only to be really dissapointed and pissed off by the ending o it. I realised aswell that waht i'd been reading was essentially crap smeared on paper and so i didnt care that much.
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when did he try to rape her? I don't remember that.
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Reading this saves a person a lot of time and about...Three thousand or so pages. I got through half of the first book, but I just gave up because it made me want to cry (about how bad it was...). I actually got a migraine reading it...A really bad one that I felt throbbing in my sleep...
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I definately second/third/fourth/fivehundreth the comment about killing Bella I have a massive long list about methods to kill her. It would be fun. In a creepy and sick kind of way.
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The reference to My Immortal was the best.
I've been trying to tell my mom why I hate Twilight and THANK YOU for giving me good reasons!
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You know, we all bitch about Twilight, but I assure you the House of Night series is ten times worse.
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(Shudder) The fact so many people DO like it is just so depressing...
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Dunno how you got through half of it. I tryed so hard to get through the first twenty pages.
At first I laughed, but then I just wanted to pull my brains out in frustration.
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wait can someone explain what my immortal is (has only recently got into fanfiction)
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What has been dubbed as the "worst fanfiction ever". It was deleted a while back from the official FF.Net, but it's floating around somewhere in cyberspace.
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I LOVE U!
but liek srsly all twilight lovers are Harry potter haters
Don't blame them (they just never seen good literature before)
and if anyone wants to argue with me just don't because i don't need bitching
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Is bella's emo name from that "My immortal" fic? Totall win!!! Hahaha!!!!
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Hahaha! That's just awesome. Double fail = Epic Win. You must read tvtropes XD
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About four months too late, but yeah, I do read TV Tropes XDD
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I think the only ones I like are Jasper, Emmett (cant spell), Carlisle, Alice and Esme...everyone else. I do not like. XD BUT LOL, LOVING IT! XDDD
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hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaha,this is fucking hilarious!!!!!! I love your rant, so funny even to a twilight lover
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Thank you, that makes me really happy :]
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Panel 5...
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So you read all four books and STILL hate Twilight!??
I LOVE YOU.
I also, read all four, and saw both movies. I couldnt even remember what happened in Eclipse, I had to check wikipedia. Breaking Dawn was probably the epitome of fail though. The whole "you can have sex with Bella if you convince her to abort our child" thing really squicked me out.
In the future, I will refer to this series as My Immortal >_>
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OH MY GOSH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU SO MUCH.
Everyone asks me why I wasted my time reading the series and watching the two movies if I hate them, but I have no legit answer. And I agree about Eclipse - I had to do just the same so many times! And Edward in Breaking Dawn was absolutely terrible.
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