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My first hour into Skyrim.Disclaimer: I don't own Skyrim. Actually, I do own Skyrim. It cost me a lot of money. I have had no life since. Thanks, Bethesda.
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blkmeow13 [2015-02-02 02:17:05 +0000 UTC]
They always ambush me in Riverwood right at the start of the game. I usually jump on the log pile by the mill and spam them with long-range spells.
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WolvesCry13 [2013-01-14 21:13:48 +0000 UTC]
I've had this happen to me in every playthrough I think. The newest one though, I haven't found out why yet... though I assume its because I keep sneakin around and pickpocketing people
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6Tiragon9 [2012-09-29 07:39:45 +0000 UTC]
Its what happens when u steal the golden claw.
I met em at Whiterun.
First they were like: "Need something? "
Then they were like: "WE WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO STEAL D:< "
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jordanhitman [2012-08-21 02:06:42 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, that's pretty typical. It seems no matter what i do, after i get past riverwood in a new save, The crazy old lady (Helga?), keeps calling thugs on me. So i gave up and killed her.
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GamerGirl116 [2012-08-14 23:13:50 +0000 UTC]
Just plug an arrow into those w@nkers' knees :3
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Aeromancer93 In reply to GamerGirl116 [2014-04-04 04:27:55 +0000 UTC]
Worst comes to worst, they'll get a steadier paycheck as guards.
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SeerWalker [2012-07-31 08:57:27 +0000 UTC]
This was me exactly. They just came strutting out of nowhere, and I was like 'sure, okay, some random dudes'. Then they started attacking me.... I died, needless to say.
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AkatsukiChild [2012-01-19 04:05:44 +0000 UTC]
Hahahahaha, this is hilarious! x'D I would have helped you, you poor little elf! Stupid guard
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GinharoBEAST In reply to AkatsukiChild [2012-01-21 07:01:30 +0000 UTC]
Aw thank you >_< I ran from end to end in Morthal just to get them!
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Aeromancer93 In reply to GinharoBEAST [2014-04-04 04:29:52 +0000 UTC]
Lol, the guards usually kinda HAVE to help, since I hide behind them; once one of them gets clipped by a thug, you can just watch as the city's finest descend like vultures.
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JellyRaven [2012-01-12 02:37:21 +0000 UTC]
They got hired by the guards because they where sick of taking arrows to the knee.
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thaLadyNeko [2012-01-11 19:46:33 +0000 UTC]
.... Happened to me2, and the guy with the 2-hand weapon, ouch!! i hid behind the guys, they ran o_O
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Bearinator [2012-01-11 05:09:48 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha!!! Skyrim: Eater of Souls, Wrecker of On-time Homework and Projects! xD
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GinharoBEAST In reply to Bearinator [2012-01-12 11:16:08 +0000 UTC]
Pfffft, homework. Here's your essay: FUS RO DAH
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Bearinator In reply to GinharoBEAST [2012-01-13 01:15:08 +0000 UTC]
Clean my room?!? MY ROOM?!? I think you need to clean your face! FUS RO DAH! xD
Yup... That always works. I am totally that evil and stupid IRL.
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tsaizheng [2012-01-10 17:43:12 +0000 UTC]
OH MAN IT'S THOSE GUYS >:[
They attacked my poor little nubling Dovahkiin and it turned out pretty much exactly like this. With all the villagers and guards standing around watching.
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Fallliingmoon [2012-01-09 19:03:17 +0000 UTC]
That happened to me when I was on my way to slay my very first dragon! I ran away from them and then they attacked me... while I attacked the dragon... I should not have killed that chicken.
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GinharoBEAST In reply to Fallliingmoon [2012-01-11 04:30:20 +0000 UTC]
Haha! A mistake we all make It's instinctive: see chicken; kick chicken.
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CluelesssEvil [2012-01-09 15:34:55 +0000 UTC]
yup, this happened to me as well by the time i got to the honey-brew meadery. a gaggle of goons march up to me like "were gonna teach u a lesson" and I'm like "wait wh--*broadsword to the face*"
they are tough as nails too
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JadeDruid87 [2012-01-09 13:13:55 +0000 UTC]
Stealing has....cosequences??
My first time with hired thugs I was like "Hired thugs?" Then my bf playted this clip: [link]
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GinharoBEAST In reply to JadeDruid87 [2012-01-11 04:32:23 +0000 UTC]
Can't stop laughing at the clip. Exactly how it happens.
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AkinaTakesora [2012-01-09 11:30:05 +0000 UTC]
I met this guys too.. it didn't end well for them
I like your drawing style
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GinharoBEAST In reply to AkinaTakesora [2012-01-11 04:33:26 +0000 UTC]
Hey, thanks a lot! Your comment is a ray of sunshine on this strangely cold and freezing summer day.
Unfortunately it didn't end well for *me* at least three times, can't say the same for them...
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ArmPhonse [2012-01-08 06:38:34 +0000 UTC]
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ancient one! didn't know you played skyrim!!! imma come to you house, burn it and then play at home >
trust you to be an elf, but a guy elf?...
love the bit at the bottom "No lollygagging" XD
should have said something about an arrow to the knee DDD
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GinharoBEAST In reply to ArmPhonse [2012-01-08 11:03:45 +0000 UTC]
As if I WOULDN'T play Skyrim! I had the game on preorder since january 2011, I was that excited for it.
And hey, male wood elves are the best. They're also the shortest
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ArmPhonse In reply to GinharoBEAST [2012-01-12 01:15:32 +0000 UTC]
LOL
how much was it on preorder???
btw, how did you go for VCE?????????
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GinharoBEAST In reply to ArmPhonse [2012-01-12 11:12:33 +0000 UTC]
Preorder? Er... $100+, as I remember. Might've been $150. But we got the artbook with it which is fUcKiNg sWeEt
And yusi, I went nicely for my VCE! I am very happy with my result and I got into the course I wanted, so that's all that matters I reckon. I could have got a 30 and I wouldn't have cared so long as I got where I wanted. <('o^ )> Word of advice which helleur sensei will likely give as well: it is really easy to get 90+ as an ATAR if you get a lot of your subjects around 38. So DON'T STRESS BECAUSE YOU HVE A FUTURE AS A NINJA unless you commit seppuku for dishonouring your family name
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AlderixG [2011-12-05 04:12:47 +0000 UTC]
You know, I still haven't encountered them, I have nearly been assassinated 3 times though.
Nice work by the by.
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