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Published: 2003-10-18 04:49:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 9122; Favourites: 130; Downloads: 205
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Yay! Now you don't have to read the book.You lucky bastards.
~glim
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Life sucks, you almost marry an asshole, you leave said asshole because he's a lying asshole, and then you come back and marry the asshole.
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Yes, but the asshole is (could be) Micheal Fassbender.
Nuff said.
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A PRETTY FREAKING RICH AND SEXY ASSHOLE. ;D
And I don't think he's an ass.
He's just passionate.
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...then you leave the a**hole, stay with another jerk and go back to the original one. I worry sometimes about Jane's taste in men.
Very funny!
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In defense of my Rochester...he's not an asshole he's just arrogant! but this is really funny!
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I love Jane Eyre too but this is so funny! And you've got a point, but that's the way love is sometimes.
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That really pretty much sums it up, but that was her choice, "reader, I married him" not "reader, he married me." She should have gone to india
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I really love the book, but.... wow. It is true, all of it. xDDD
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look, I see you don't like the book, but I liked it very much and can still find this pretty funny
I guess if that's what Jane wants and that's how she's happy, then that's it...
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Yeah.. this pretty much sums it up. 
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i think it's crazy how of all the things i've drawn on here this 6 1/2 year old piece still gets all these comments.
that's the thing about literature... every year they force it on someone new. glad you got something out of it.
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I had to read the book for my Literature class- but I enjoyed it
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I love the book so far, but this is hilarious xD *faves*
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MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!
I loved the book but jane was such a moaning minne wasnt she?
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why couldn't she have been one of those upbeat swingin' boarding school kids?
more dance numbers-- less... Jane Eyre.
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Waving around her hockey stick and outwiting criminals!!!! The bit where she leaves mr rochester is the best, she is dying from hunger two hours after breakfast!! but bless her, I supose she tried her best...
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Haha! Rochester is a bit of an asshole, isn't he? But 
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he's an arsonist... but those eyes.
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lol I have to read this for my AP english class. wooh.
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i'm sorry. i hope it went well?
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then my job has been done.
woot?
(what does that mean again?)
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As an English MA student, I feel the need to say that a) Jane Eyre is one of the greatest novels to come out of Victorian England, and b) Bronte was a genious.
Having said that, this is absolutely hilarious and totally brilliant.
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As a Women's Studies major, I feel the need to say that a) Anne was hotter, and b) thank you very much.
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Hahah. I love Jane Eyre....but this is amazing. XP
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oh i love it!
we just had to read this for class.
love it!
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I absolutely loved the book (actually, I just finished reading it not a minute ago) but...this is hilarious. And so very, very true XD
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Hi!... great artwork, very funny and I say this as a BIG fan of Jane Eyre... keep like that!...
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I finally got past the beggining only to run into a douchebag. The book began to catch my attention when he was about to burn to death.
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I don't think Rochester is an asshole. It all ends kind of happily too.
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"Wide Sargasso Sea" disagrees.
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I love this book...but this deviation is just hilarious...I can see how you would say that...and the words are so true!
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This is really funny
But the book is stil worth reading because it contains a lot more.
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Well, I laughed when I saw it.
But if you really think that you can look at this instead of reading book then I disagree.
I adore that book.
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*has quick angry fit then wonders if there ever was a girl named Hissy who had fits* Sorry-had too considering how passionate I get about Jane Eyre (my favorite novel of all time).
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hahahaha! so true... I still loved the book though. love this!
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aha ^_^ noo Edward isn't an asshole! he's our beloved 'byronic hero' our tortured soul!
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I love Jane Eyre...
But you did kind of hit it on the head.
But thats what makes it so great!
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lol
a bunch of people and i were discussing a couple of chapters that we had to read for today and we just basically said that Jane is a whiny old woman. but i still love this book though
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