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Once upon a time there was a young, completely innocent emu named Alfonz. Now Alfonz was not only a bit shorter than most emus, he was also incredibly talented. He has also broken one world record for eating his own beak and then regurgitating it out of his left ankle. How he did this, no one knows.

One day, the talented Alfonz decided to actually make a friend, as he was seriously lacking in that department. So he bought a Mexican bride from the Internet. Then sent 'her' back after finding out 'she' was a male the HARD way.

Poor Alfonz. He desperately wanted a friend, but all he could manage to do was get laid a few times (mostly by men, and a wombat once) and accidentally kill his only short-lived emu rendezvous. He had to move to Antarctica to avoid the cops.

Emus don't belong in Antarctica, as many of you overly perverted people out there know, and soon enough Alfonz froze to death and was eaten by a yodelling Eskimo named Joe who thought Alfonz was an baluga flavoured icypole.

THE END

Description
Once upon a time there was a young, completely innocent emu named Alfonz. Now Alfonz was not only a bit shorter than most emus, he was also incredibly talented. He has also broken one world record for eating his own beak and then regurgitating it out of his left ankle. How he did this, no one knows.

One day, the talented Alfonz decided to actually make a friend, as he was seriously lacking in that department. So he bought a Mexican bride from the Internet. Then sent 'her' back after finding out 'she' was a male the HARD way.

Poor Alfonz. He desperately wanted a friend, but all he could manage to do was get laid a few times (mostly by men, and a wombat once) and accidentally kill his only short-lived emu rendezvous. He had to move to Antarctica to avoid the cops.

Emus don't belong in Antarctica, as many of you overly perverted people out there know, and soon enough Alfonz froze to death and was eaten by a yodelling Eskimo named Joe who thought Alfonz was an baluga flavoured icypole.

THE END