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The entire city. Decimated. Not a building left standing without serious damage. It'd be easier to just finish knocking it down than to rebuild it.

Fortunately, almost everyone got out okay thanks to the combined efforts of them, the military, and police. But this time they had gone too far. They were now capable of destroying entire cities. It was time for the Earth Patrol to vanquish their opponents once and for all.

The car sped along the roads at an amazing speed. Rubble was knocked away as it rode past, determined not to slow down for anyone. At the wheel, the red suited Rubber Girl remained silent. The fury within her was beyond measure.

She turned to the plump, green clad woman next to her, Hungry Girl. "Are you ready for this?"

"You seriously think I'm going to back out of this now?" She motioned towards a destroyed slew of buildings. Interestingly, but not actually intentionally, before being reduced to dust, they were all Fast Food Joints.

"Hey Linda, does Jo seem a little...crazy to you?" the super-heroine known as Size Girl thought.

"What do you expect? We've all been protecting this city from them for years, and now it is in ruins. I myself am quite infuriated," she beamed into her friends head.

Usually they would return to their HQ, an inconspicuous warehouse. But today, on top of having no HQ to return to, they knew exactly where they were. You couldn't miss it. 'Skyspear Tower' was said to stand almost a mile into the sky; you could see all the way to the next city from the top.  This made it the perfect place for 'them' to set up shop.

They had tried a few different names over the years, Ferocious Five, Doom Squad, and even, in their least favourite option, 'Hell's Cheerleaders.' But ultimately, with their frequent comparisons to the Earth Patrol, they would always be known simply as The Bad Girls.

A blue and red figure stood by the window observing as the familiar 'Earthmobile' (As she frequently called it) heading their way. "Looks like our old friends are coming by for one last play date. How cute."

"Liberty!" shouted Colour Maid, "Why are you just standing there? They're in range of the Doomsday Device! We can kill them now without a hitch!"

She rolled her eyes. "No, I think not."

"You want them to take us in again? We'll never get released after what we've done now!"

"Do not worry, my artistic comrade. I simply refuse to use the device on the grounds that they are too close in range. We use it on them, we all die."

"I could draw up a Quantum Steel Safety Room for us!"

"Do not kid yourself, Colour Maid. While yes, you are a fantastic artist and your skills are great, when was the last time one of your creations worked to the full extent of your intention? We'd get destroyed, perhaps even more painful than we would just sitting in the tower as it collapsed. The Maid scoweled.

"There are over a billion things I could create to suit the situation, and you never let me use any of them! I can bring anything to life!"

"Yes, now learn what is useful and what isn't then we can find a use for you." The woman had half a mind to draw a noose for her bitchy leader. "On second thought, you can be of some use. Got tell Lea to get ready. I've given her some special imported chemicals that have been doing wonders for her powers. Here's a perfect chance to test it out."

"Are you serious!?"

"No, you're right...Send Jane and Bug Girl too. We should probably make sure that we win this."

Color Maid turned and headed for the rooms with a huff. She couldn't believe this! It was her idea to build the weapon in the first place! She used to draw smaller versions of it all the time when she fought Rubber Girl! And now she was just Liberty's errand girl, she only let her use her skills when the chips were down and they had no good options left. Apparently she was too 'useful' to risk. By that she meant, that she was very good at making coffee. She entered the Gift Shop area, where her comrades were no doubt lazing about.

A chubby, purple suited woman stepped forward. "Hey Maid, you up for some Ping Pong?"

"Not now Lea, Liberty wants you to go kill the Earth Patrol."

"Excuse me?!"

"Jump off the building and crush the Earthmobile as it arrives. Can you handle that?"

Lea smiled, "Oh, I know I can! Let's Get Bouncy!" With a gulp, her body suddenly ballooned out. Her belly inflated, and took the rest of her torso with it, making her look as if someone had inflated her spandex. She ran for the window and saw the approaching car. She dropped herself to the ground, immediately bouncing off of it and crashing through the roof. She smiled evilly as she began to fall, the Earthmobile right on target.

"Jane! Bug Girl!" A woman wearing a helmet with antennas on it appeared. "Follow were and finish the job off."

Bug Girl gave Color Maid a look. She wasn't quite as friendly or trusting. "What? You don't trust your team mate and apparent best friend to handle the job?"

"No, Lea is fully capable of crushing the car. This would be the fifth time she's done it, actually. But even if that somehow manages to kill them, which it never does, it's doubtful that Rubber Girl will be more than winded. You and Jane will have to finish her off. Speaking of, where is Jane? Jane!"

A red and blue figure pushed its way out of a vent, proceeding to back flip and cartwheel over to them. "Sorry I'm late. I found the most peculiar spider web. Now, what mission befalls the Amazing Jane tonight?"

"You and Bug Girl, kill what's left of the Earth Patrol, they're on their way now."

"Just 'kill?' Not, 'Fight them juggling three sabres on a tightrope suspended over a volcano?"

"No, just go kill them."

"Very well, I'll give it a shot. Though I do think we'd be more successful if we upped the drama a bit. Let's hop to it then, Bug Girl."

With a snap of her fingers, Bug Girl began to vanish from sight. Within a second, she was no bigger than an ant. A moth flew down from the ceiling towards her, and with a jump, became her new steed to descend the tower. Jane's solution was much simpler, but by no means not flashy, simply opting to cartwheel down the wall.

"Fast Girl, I'm worried. You know I don't like to pry into the minds of people I know, but Rubber Girl seems very, very, very angry. And she seems to have something drastic in mind."

"Can't you just look at what it is?"

"I made a vow not to, I'm stretching it as it is."

"Girls," interrupted Rubber Girl, "Today I think we all got to see just how dangerous the Bad Girls really are. I don't think I need to remind you what we faced today. But let me tell you now, that I'm not going to sit back and let it happen again. When we're through with these chicks, they won't be capable of hurting anyone ever again."

"Amen to that, Sis," Hungry declared.

"I know what's happened here has been terrible," Mind Girl said aloud, "But I have to ask, is it really-Does anyone else hear that?"

"...Damn! Everyone out of the car!"

Slamming a button on the dashboard, the doors swung open, and the launched their occupants to the side. They quickly rolled to the side as the enormous purple ball slammed down onto the vehicle, demolishing it.

"Yeah! Squashed flat!" Lea declared happily as she stood over the wreckage. "I think I actually got them this time! I-Oh man!" The girls quickly rose to their feet.

"Lea? You're their first line of defence against us? After what you've done!?"  Rubber Girl snarled. Hadn't they realised just how far they had dug themselves?

"Maybe if you didn't get out of the car every time, it wouldn't be such a problem!" Lea kicked off the wreckage, sending her flying towards the team.

"Well, this is a no brainer," giggled Fast Girl. Kicking off the ground, she became a streak of blue. Just for good showmanship, she ran two laps around the gigantic purple boulder.  "You never learn, do you, Lea?" She began pounding her fists into the villainess at lightning speed.

And was sent flying into a wall, providing plenty of distraction for Lea to bowl ove the rest of the Patrol.

"Strike!" she declared, standing herself up instantly.

"What the heck was that?" Hungry Girl asked as she pulled herself and Mind Girl from the ground.

"Why don't you tell me?" the round woman laughed, looking over to Mind Girl.

She held a hand to her head, it took effort to read the minds of people you weren't 'bonded' to. "Oh, how typical, even she doesn't understand it!"

"What? Liberty's been giving me this stuff to increase my powers for weeks now, I get the picture!"

"Barely. By what I can see you thought she was just giving you extra drinks for a job well done."

The villainess smiled, "Then it's settled."

"'You die first'" Mind Girl mouthed, right from the opponents brain. It was barely seconds after she closed her lips that her view was covered by a tremendous purple image. She held out her hand, covering it with a glowing white aura, stopping the attack. Or rather, significantly slowing it down. Even with her mind on psychokinesis on full, Lea was still pushing on towards her. "How is this possible?"

"Why don't you read my mind again and find out?"

She couldn't do that. If she concentrated on anything but that forcefield, she'd soon be a puddle of purple do-gooding goo on the floor. But what if the answer 'was' in Lea's head? It took seconds for the curiosity to establish itself, and for it to gnaw away at her will. That Lea may not be the brightest bulb, but she wasn't half as dumb as she acted.

"I think she's done playing, my turn now. How about some soccer?" A wall of brown suddenly appeared, hammering at the purple boulder, and dislodging her from the air.

"WhoooOOOOAAAAAH!" she yelped as she slammed through the remains of an apartment building, or rather, two city blocks.

Mind Girl looked to her saviour. Size Girl's boot. "You okay?"

"A bit of a headache."

"Well don't worry, lets see if I can't cut this mission in half." Her plan was obvious. Fast Girl pried herself off the wall as the shadow of her friend encompassed the area. Size Girl put both hands on the sides of Skyspear Tower. "Breaks my heart to have to do this to a National Landmark, but you chicks pressed my hand!" She began to pull. Pulling with all her strength, she could feel the foundation of the building starting to give way. Now if only the villains destroyed the city more often, she'd be able to do this more frequently.

"I think not, giantess!" A blast of colour burned into the heroine's eyes, cutting through her goggles. She reeled back in pain as she swatting the remaining 'dust' away.

"What? What the heck are you doing here?"

The floating, legless woman giggled. "Surprised? Oh, I hope I didn't scare you dear Size Girl. We've had such a history together, I couldn't pass up what could be my last chance to face you!"

"Genny!" the comparatively tiny woman giggled. Size Girl was a tough opponent. It took a lot of ingenuity or weaponry to take her down. But not for Genny. She was one of few of the city's regular villains who could take her on hand to hand. Being a djinn, even without the reality warping powers, had plenty of advantages. "I think I'll finally stop kidding around and just squash you this time."

"You can try." She snapped her fingers. A battering ram smacked Size Girl in the head before disappearing. "But I'd hardly let our feud end with such an anticlimax."

The floating fury 'leapt' from the window and headed for the back of her rival's head. Being so big made moving slow, even if there was no public property left to accidentally crush.

"Is that Genny?" Hungry Girl asked, looking into the sky. "She isn't one of the Bad Girls!"

"Whoever she is, she's giving Ramona hell! Let's give her a hand." Rubber Girl began to ascend from the torso up towards her friend. Preparing a fist, she knew it would take more than punch to take of Genny, but it would do its part.

"Not so fast, Stretchy!"

"Wha-Hey!" Rubber Girl began to fall as a familiar red and blue figure tackled her.

"Let Genny and Sizey have their fun. I'm much your style."

"Damn it, Jane!"

They hit the ground with a crash. "You were always my favourite, you know that right? Maybe it's the red tights, or maybe I'm a tad jealous of just how far you can push your limbs, but I just can't keep my mind off you."

A fist pounded into her face from the right. Then the left. Then from underneath. Then the left again. And again. And again. And from the right. With one final hit to the left, she was left spinning before a coat of white aura covered her and guided her into the air, and then the ground.

"Maybe Liberty should've handed more of that Power Juice around!" growled Mind Girl. "What made you think you could take on the whole team by yourself?"

"The Amazing Jane may be a sensation, but she isn't above the opening act!"

"What are you talking about?" Fast Girl got her answer as a horde of roaches swarmed onto her legs. "Yuck! How did you do that!?"

"You really think she's that talented?" In possibly her most depressing hour, Fast Girl found herself on the receiving end of a punch from Bug Girl.

"Bug Girl? What are you doing working with the Bad Girls?"

"You really think Liberty could keep her plan a secret? She knew you'd retaliate like this, so she built herself an army." She fired her gun towards Mind Girl. There was little time to react before the hornets arrived.

"There's more of you guys?" Hungry Girl pondered as she began swatting the roaches from her adoptive sister.

"A few, but I doubt you'll get that far." Size Girl fell to the ground, crushing an entire city block. "The outlook seems pretty bleak."

Hungry Girl stepped forward. "I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this until later, but you've left me no choice!"

Jane grabbed onto her comrade's leg and slinked her way up until she was back on her feet. "Oh, it's the chubby one's turn now. Watch out Buggy, she might get crumbs on our carpet!"

"I think you can get scorpions. Arachnids, I know, but times like this call for you to break a few rules." She changed the dial on her gun. This wasn't a natural one of her powers.

Hungry Girl cracked her knuckles. She began stretching herself, cracking her neck from side to side, and massaging her neck. She could hear the little feet scuttling along the ground. She didn't have long to try this.

"So Buggy, what are you going to do with your share of the money. That is assuming we're getting money from this. If not, which country do you want? I'd take Hawaii and rename in Janeland."

"Shut it! I need to concentrate! This gun is synced up directly into my powers!"

"Fine, sheesh. No free trip to Janeland for you then."

Hungry Girl finally prepared the last step for her preparation. She unhinged her jaw...

"LET'S GET BOUNCY!"

Everyone turned as a familiar purple sphere came rocketing towards them. Or rather, towards Hungry Girl. Her jaw dropped as she Lea hurtled towards her. Literally, dropping to the floor. HG turned even more heads at what happened next.

Lea hit Hungry, but Hungry didn't fall. No, instead, Lea found herself kicking around confused as she sat halfway down her throat.

"Hey! What the hell? What's going on? I'm...Why aren't you on the ground groaning in pain?"

Hungry Girl said nothing and just gulped. She watched her legs slide away from her view behind her lips. Even the bugs seemed to glare at the spectacle. Lea didn't struggle at all. She didn't quite understand why, exactly. Perhaps she was just confused. Perhaps she thought maybe she was going so fast she wasn't even moving. Either way, her attitude changed as she finally fell into her stomach.

"UuUUUUUUURRPPPAA!!!" She slapped a hand over her mouth immediately. "S'cuse me. Hehehehe."

Fast Girl looked on confused. Mind Girl looked on, utterly terrified. Size Girl looked on amazed. Rubber Girl looked on approvingly.

"She just ate Lea," Bug Girl finally managed to admit, stepping forward.

"Her belly's all big...ger than usual." Jane cocked her head to the side as she looked towards the woman.

She was right. Between her two piece outfit there stood an enormous pinkish bulge. In fact, it was easily to say that it was a fair bit bigger than her! And it was moving! It was so heavy, she had to let it rest on the ground while she rubbed at it. She giggled as the digestion started to kick in. Seeing such a friendly face giggling over something like this seemed so disturbing. A beacon of hope, justice and truth was digesting someone alive!"

"Guys! I don't know where I am, but it is starting to get really hot in here!"

"Um, I can hear her..." Mind Girl didn't have her powers turned on. "Am I supposed to hear her?"

"Well I'm a little chubby, but my stomach isn't a wall of fat. You were bound to hear at least some muffled yelps," she said in a gruesomely cheerful tone.

"She's really in there..." Bug Girl put a hand to Hungry Girl's gut and started rubbing around.

"Stop touching my face!"

"She's as swollen as an egg sack... My god."

She moaned a bit. After that, she was more full than she had ever been in her life, a good belly rub was heaven for her right now! But she couldn't turn her head without seeing the hell the Bad Girls had made for everyone else. She grabbed Bug Girl by the head and pulled her towards her mouth.

"Whoa! Hey, no way! Not me! I knew this  team up was lame idea!" She began to shrink away.

"Bad idea," teases Hungry Girl as the villainess reached a height of inches. With a slap, she flew into her mouth and tumbled down her throat. She gave a look to Jane.

"I know that they say the Show must go on, but even I can admit that doesn't quite apply when the stage is on fire. Metaphorically in this case." She proceeded to back flip her way up the wall. Genny remained in the air, but as Jane started to yell towards her, she retreated back inside.

"Nice choice," the gluttonous girl burped.

"Oh my god, what are you doing?" She turned her head to find Fast Girl standing barely a milimeter away from her. "You...You just ate Rubber Lea and Bug Girl!!! Why would you eat Rubber Lea and Bug Girl!?!?!? Since when were you even capable of EATING RUBBER LEA AND BUG GIRL!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"I've been training for this sort of thing for a while now. Thought it'd help me pull my weight around here, given that I have, or rather, had, a smidge more than you guys."

"And your answer to that is to swallow criminals whole?" Size Girl boomed as she shrank down to normal, running towards them.

"Well, I was going to find a way to stop the digestion so we could take them to jail. I don't like throwing up my food, but..."

"They aren't food! They're Rubber Lea and Bug Girl! You do not eat other people! Yes, you've eaten a great many things in your career as an omnivore superheroine, but I think people being off limits is kind of an unwritten rule!"

"Are you trying to Walk the Line?" beamed into her head.

"Cut her some slack! It was my idea."

They all turned. Rubber Girl looked onto them with an expression of grief, guilt, and determination.

"Jo? But...but..." Fast Girl looked to her sister more confused than she had ever been. "Why did you tell her to...?"

"I didn't tell her. I asked her if she wanted to go through with it, she said yes."

"But that isn't our job! We're the good guys, remember? We throw a few punches, then take them to jail! We don't...eat them!"

"Look around you Maria! What jail are we going to take them too?! If we don't stop them tonight, the world is going to pay big time! They could take over the world with just the threat of that damn thing, but we both know they'll use it again! And what if somebody else gets the designs! We'll have more than one of those things ripping down cities! We are the good guys, and whether we like it or not, sometimes throwing someone in a jail might not be enough!" A tear fell down her face.

"You two! Snap the hell out of it!" An enormous round, gurgling sphere knocked the two sisters to the sides. "Yeah, Jo suggested it, and I said yes! Is it because I'm a chubby glutton? A little, yeah, but only because that makes me the only one here who can do it! This is about saving the world, not filling my stomach, we all got that?"

They nodded. She wrapped her arms around them and pulled them in close.

"Good, what about you girls?"

She looked over at Mind Girl and Size Girl. They seemed very uneasy, creeping towards them just gradually.

"Ivy, I never thought I'd see you do something this drastic, and truth be told, even with all my mind powers, I'm a little frightened right now. But I've known you for years now, and I know you'd never take it too far, and given the circumstances, I think I have to agree, your actions are justified. You have my support." With a smile, HG loosened her embrace and let Mind Girl into the group hug. They turned to Size Girl.

"It's messed up. Totally sick. I can't have any part of it, and in all honesty, it should be punished by death." They nodded in understanding. "So yeah, I guess eating them is a good punishment!"

With a laugh, Size Girl ran over to them, wrapping her suddenly enormous arms around the entire group.

"Come on girls, lets go introduce these chicks to the new State Prison!" Size Girl declared, giving her friends belly a rub.

You could almost hear the heroic fanfare as they ran towards the door. It was remarkably easy HG to knock it down, given who was filling up most of the room in her stomach.

"Earth Patrol, Go!" RG yelled as they posed in formation before their new opponent.

"Oh, yeah, I'm real impressed. It's like that's the first time you've ever done that." Ice Flower. "Say Food Girl, what happened, someone knock you up. Like maybe the Hulk?"

They just smiled as the villainess threw her insults. Size Girl stood forward.

"Sorry to disappoint you Flower, but today we've sort of decided to skip the battles."

"My sense of humour isn't fully attuned to most peoples, but even I know that joke is kind of stupid. It's not much of a choice."

"We'll see. I'll bet you we can beat you in just five attacks," Mind Girl threw to her.

"Each?"

"Nope, just five in total."

"I'd put money on that bet, but I don't see much point considering who we are." She pulled an Ice Pistol and quickly launched a blue freeze ray, something frequently seen in her battles with the Patrol. Of course, they all scrambled out of the way, though Hungry Girl needed a pull from Fast Girl.

She fired the beam up. In seconds, a field of ice appeared around her. She fired the beam again, going through the ice like it wasn't there. Fast Girl was caught right in a blast, twirling her arm around as quickly as possible, dissipating the attack.

"That's one."

She turned to see a giant brown foot collapsing down towards her, another shot had the giantess hero slipping to the floor, quickly saved by Rubber and Mind Girl.

"That's two," she snickered. She the turned to see the next attack, Hungry Girl licking the ice. "I couldn't count that if your tongue was forked."

She retracted her tongue, as if offended. Then proceeded to cake a bite out of the ice the size of a watermelon.

"Okay, thee." She readied the gun, just to see it swatted from her hands by the hungry heroine. "What's this?" These were her last words in the same world as us, as a dark image quickly came down on her head, and quickly began pulling her up further and further.

No longer terrified of the event (Though still a tad uncomfortable) Fast Girl sped over and grabbed the woman's kicking legs, proceeding to push them down as hard and quickly as she could. She was just added size to the bulge in less than three seconds.

"Ooh! She was cold...UuuRRAAAAAARRRRP! But tasty!"

Fast Girl's palms began to circle her sisters tummy like a massaging chair. "Just a quick belly rub! To make sure you're in tip top shape for your next meal. I mean, victim. I mean, er, um..."

"Nah, meal works fine." She put both hands around her newly squirming girth. She was completely focussed on this as a means to dispense justice, but she had to admit, it was rather tasty.

"No time to spare girls, lets keep going. Mind Girl pointed to the elevator, prying the doors open. They entered. Even with Rubber Girl flattening herself against the wall, the jiggling, squirming gut took up a lot of space. Mind Girl gave a bit of a groan as she began pulling the box up the chute while being smushed into the wall by one of her best friends. Not only that, but she had to scan for Liberty's location. "Here we are."

The lift stopped. The doors swung open, Hungry Girl practically rolling out.

"Well if it isn't-HEY!" The gold masked vixen was unable to finish her threat as she was bowled to the floor by the colossal woman.

"Gold Queen! Oh yeah, I always thought those curves looked nice."

The woman leapt to her feet, flanked by her her cohorts Amoeba Girl, Genny and Amazing Jane. "Dear god! You two were right!"

"She ate Bug Girl and Lea?" asked the green skinned Amoeba Girl.

"And Ice Flower," she belched.

"Good god!"

"Bug Girl wasn't kidding, they've got everyone here! Gold, Amoeba, Genny," Size Girl looked around the room. "You must really appreciate a girl's appetite."

"Did I not tell you of her new found appetite, Goldy. I think you ought to do what I find I cannot; skip the theatrics and go for the kill."

"Better idea." Genny raised her hands. A cloud began to form above the Earth Patrol. "You are all going to pay! Killing you all just like this is a crime when my and Size Girl's final confrontation should have ended civilisations! This will not be pleasant, cretins!"

She began to sweat, she wasn't pulling any punches this time, this 'Stormwish' attack of hers could destroy anything, which burnt a lot of calories. Something Hungry Girl was sure to get plenty of as she leapt up and wrapped her mouth around her head.

"No! Stop!"

"Damn, I thought she was immobilised! Kill the Earth Patrol, now!" Gold Queen pulled a double bladed gold scimitar from behind her and leapt at Rubber Girl.

Fast Girl went in for the kick, just to find her feet frozen to the floor. "What the?"

"Forgot about me?" Amoeba Girl fiddled around with her hands, icicles dancing around.

"Oh yeah, you. With a name like yours, I'd really think we'd just be stuck fighting multiple of you."

"A shame, really." She began swinging her fists at the grounded heroine, still dodging from side to side.

"Frozen or not, you'll never lay a finnger on me." She was suddenly knocked to the floor as Jane tackled her.

"What a twist!" the blue woman exclaimed before being encompassed with a white aura and smacked into the ceiling.

Rubber Girl dodged, leapt, shaped and shifted as Gold Queen swung her blade.

"You're not stopping me this time! I may not be living up to my title, but with Liberty's plan, I'll be more than a real queen in no time!"

"I'll be sure you're the queen of my sisters digestive track, if nothing else." The handle pinned her against the wall.

"Let this be the first of many sayings of 'Off with your Head!'"

Before she could turn the blade, a blue and red figure slammed into her, both recovering soon after.

"I'm a good sister, so I think I'll tenderise the both of you first!" She smiled, transforming her fists into thick hammers as she stepped towards the villains.

Size Girl grabbed Genny's tail and began to push, with a single finger. "We've been fighting for years, Genny, I guess you're right. I should at least help with your demise.

"You can't do this! I'm the most powerful villain in the entire city! I can't be digested like one in a crowd!"

"How do you think I feel?" groaned Ice Flower as her team mate began to enter the stomach.

With a final shove, the magical mistress was just another snack in the diet of the worlds hungriest heroine. "No time to just belch, we need to even the odds!"

"Amoeba Girl's power level is the second greatest of the villains in this room, you should take her," Size Girl thought aloud, giving the message to both Hungry Girl and Mind Girl.

The green skinned villainess threw flames at the speeding super as she circled around her. "I can't believe how many times I've hit you! You're just delaying your defeat, Speedy." She began to rise into the air.

"You sure about that, greeny?"

She looked to Hungry Girl, her mouth gaping open in anticipation for more villainy. "No way I've dying that way!" She put her hands togethor, preparing her strongest attack yet, the Fireice Bomb. "This will put an end to you!"

She tossed the flaming ball of ice through the air towards the colossal bellied woman. As planned, it landed right in her mouth, a slam dunk.

"Good bye, Hungry Girl..."

She closed her mouth. A faint 'boom' was heard. She swallowed, and opened her mouth as smoked began to float from it. "Minty!"

"Oh god no!" Mind Girl began to lower the green woman into her friends mouth. Her tongue wrapped around her kicking legs, pulling her down. "You're not supposed to do this! You're the good guys! You're supposed to take us to jail and-"

"Sorry, we've already had that conversation," smiled Size Girl as she watched her friend's neck bulge outward.

"This totally sucks!" Two sets of jaws snapped together, sealing the criminal inside. With one final gulp, he swollen belly of justice became even more swollen, being more than three times the size of the girl carrying it.

"Two more, come on!" Hungry Girl rose into the air as Mind Girl put her fingers to her head; it was pointless for her to try and walk.

Gold Queen slammed her fist into Rubber Girl's face. She kept her foot out and tripped Fast Girl. "I've fought all of you single handed for years! Do you really think this fight should go any different?!"

"Well, there's an important difference this time Goldy Locks!" A large red fist smacked her in the face, giving plenty of time for Fast Girl to pound her fists into the back of her head. "You helped destroy a whole city!"

Her gold booted foot smacked into Rubber Girl's face as she kicked her scimitar from the floor to her hand. "I'll never stop at just one! I'll take you all on!" She held her arm out and closed her hand, grabbing Fast Girl by the hair.

"Gah!"

"Try running, you lose your scalp instead of your neck." She thrust the gold blade towards Fast Girl's neck as a smile of demonic glee appeared on her face. The blade couldn't seem to reach. A green glove held her arm tight.

"Touching my sister like that was a bad move."

"God save the queen!" The last words of one of the city's most prolific villains before her head vanished down a throat.

But that wasn't the end of it.

She kicked Mind Girl in the face, tossed her blade towards Fast Girl, and ripped a lock a patch of fabric off of Size Girl's mask. Yes, it was her final end, but no, that was no excuse to give up.

"She's not going down!" Mind Girl beamed from HG's head.

"Everyone! Push!" It became a team effort. Fast Girl grabbed an arm, Rubber Girl and Size Girl got a hold of her body, and Mind Girl grabbed the legs as they began to shove. Gulping, pushing, pulling, shoving, licking, before long the girth was even bigger, and the roster for the Bad Girls was even smaller.

"She's got the most tenacity, the worst of this is over....UUUUUUAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPP! Excuse me."

They patted her stomach; even with her appetite, it was taking one for the team. But then they realised something else. They turned heir heads to see the flexible felon staring at them like a deer in the headlights.

"What's your move Jane?" yelled Fast Girl.

She looked on. "My comrades, devoured. All is unravelling just as it was building up, and our final victory is snatched away from us at the last second. Ladies...oh, my dear Earth Patrol. You have crafted the perfect end to the Bad Girls! Destroyed by the seemingly weakest member of the team? I couldn't fathom such irony!"

"Um, what are you trying to say?"

"I have no choice. Though I could easily flee and make my escape, I willingly submit to the fate dear Hungry Girl has in store for me within her digestive track! I embrace it! Good bye cruel world, I leave you with my finest performance of all!"

She fell to her hands, springing up as she literally dived into Hungry Girl's mouth. As the girl began to swallow, she twirled around to face the rest of the Patrol. She bowed. "I have enjoyed our rivalry to no end, my dears. It's been a while, but I hereby declare you the winners. So long." With than, she slid down her throat like a drink of water, waving as she went.

"Well, two left, I suppose..."

"Urp! Oh man!" Hungry Girl grabbed her stomach. She could deal with the aching and gurgling, but the weight was now tremendous! She couldn't take a step if she tried.

Mind Girl put her hands to her head. "Hmm, it seems Liberty led us on. Once we were in, she ran back to the balcony. She's a few levels above us."

"Well come on, she's not half the fighter as Gold Queen, we can take her!"

"Guys?" Hungry Girl moaned. "How exactly am I going to get up there?"

"Allow me, Ives." Size Girl wrapped her hand around her friend as best she could, raising her other into the air. She began to grow...

"I bring good tidings, Color Maid. The Earth Patrol have dwindled our forces down to the two of us."

"How is that a good thing, Liberty?"

"Once they're dead, we don't have to share our glory with the others. From a whole team to just a duo, we get more than three times what we were going to get."

"They outnumber us five to two! What do we do?"

"We leave. I made a few alterations to the Device before we put it into action. It is also a fully functional jet.

"You turned it into a jet!?"

"Yes, and once we're out of here, we can use it on the tower and finally rid outselves of the Earth Patrol. Then the world is our playground."

"You'll kill the other Bad Girls too."

"They're as good as dead as it is. After what they've been involved with, they're no doubt getting the chair. Except maybe Genny of course. It's best we spare them the embarrassment."

"I am not killing Lea!"

"Do you think I want to? A few more weeks of my Power Drugs and she'd be able to knock cities out of the ground! We all have to make sacrifices, my dear. You know I'm the biggest victim of all here."

The ground began to shake.

"What's that?"

"Oh dear, it seems they've taken a short cut. No matter, I've prepared for this too. The  Device is aimed towards the refugees, right?"

"You know it is."

"Good. Let us prepare for our true final confrontation..."

The ground began to rip apart. Cracks appeared across the floor, spreading like a virus. Finally, a gigantic gloved fist burst in from below, quickly followed by the giant head of a familiar foe.

"Sorry, didn't see the stairs."

Three more costumed women began to rise, climbing over Size Girl's shoulder. Rubber Girl flipped off her friend and onto the ground before Liberty. "Liberty, we're here to finish this once and for all!"

"Are you?" Fast Girl and Mind Girl stepped forward, flanking their leader as Size Girl began to shrink down to follow. "Well, as usual, your intentions are nothing less than virtuous. However, I believe you know me well, and should have probably suspected that I have an ace in the hole."

"So do we. Let me take a guess what yours is. Deaths of millions? Slaughter of hundreds?"

"My, my! You really do know me well! Your spot on. Fire the Quaker Device."

They finally saw it. Somehow it had remained out of their view. At first the task seemed impossible, but it just sort of blended into the background with the sheer scale. Standing behind Liberty was a machine, boxish and industrial in shape, and massive in size, so massive it seemed to be a part of the room. The lights began to flash.

"Let's see how high your spirits are when all those people you saved are paste. Hahahahahaha!"

A bolt of lightning launched from the machine, swirling through the sky, much to Liberty's glee. The Earth Patrol watched on in horror as the bolt came closer and closer to the camp. Then zoom past it into the sky.

"What?" Liberty turned around to face her underling. "Colour Maid, why aren't they dead?" She barely had time to react as a pair of blades sliced through her arms. "What the heck are you doing?"

"Revolution, Liberty!" The woman stood holding two swords, pulled from her sketch pad.

The villainous leader chuckled as her arms began to grow back. "What a stupid move," she thought, "We've worked togethor this long and she still can't remember my damn powers?"

"I'm tired of you forcing me to be some kind of generic lackey! I have the ability to bring fiction to life! My power is near limitless! A world crushing fist? I can make it! A clown tidal wave? I can make it! I am a hundred times more powerful than you'll ever be and you treat me like I've never even killed someone before! It ends here!"

"Oh, and what is going to stop me from snapping your neck with my legs?"

"Your lack of being alive!" A chair crashed to pieces over Liberty's head from the side. The Colour Maid she was talking to was just a drawing. One that had just started kicking her. "You want me to kill my best friend? If I'm going to kill anyone today, I may as well start with someone I hate!"

Liberty flipped herself up, her arms now fully recovered. "You dare betray me you hack? A mere lackey? Your my second in command! I let you sit back and enjoy yourself while I do all the work!"

"All the fun, you mean!" The two Colour Maids said in stereo, delivering a double punch.

Liberty rolled to the floor. She would've probably been ready for a mind blast, or a stretchy fist, or a speedy kick, but this just had her off guard. She knew that once she was back on her feet, every iota of her strength would go into killing Colour Maid. The plan suddenly felt meaningless.

"You're a dead bitch!"

"She isn't the only one!"

"Huh?" Liberty had no time to react as Hungry Girl yanked her head into her mouth and began to gulp. Colour Maid was tempted to yelp, or even scream, or show some type of confusion. But no, she didn't care, it was getting rid of Liberty, and she was alright with that.

"Well Lib," Rubber Girl strolled over to her sister and began lightly stroking her belly, "You've had a good run. Two incarnations of the Bad Girls, over thirty evil schemes, a whole lot of bruises and now a whole decimated city. I hardly think getting eaten should spoil this for you."

"You can't do this! It was almost ready! I was finally going to win!"

Mind Girl stepped forward, "And that is why it must be this way, Liberty! You've pushed us to this extreme, it is against our will. You could've stuck to the small stuff, but no, you had to take things too far."

Fast Girl smiled, "And that's why you've gone from criminal mastermind to..."

"Toilet fodder," Size Girl finished.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" HG gave a final shove at the criminal's foot, and finally, the Bad Girls had faced their final defeat.

"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The mega-bellied heroine slapped two hands onto her gut. She had done it. Rubber Lea, Bug Girl, Ice Flower, Genny, Amoeba Girl, Gold Queen, Amazing Jane, Liberty! She had eaten them all! Eight of the city's greatest super villains weren't just disposed of, they were hamburgers! If that wasn't a satisfying defeat, then she didn't know what was.

"Ivy, I just want to know that today you are officially my hero." Fast Girl met her sister in a warm embrace, quickly followed by Rubber Girl, and then Size Girl and Mind Girl for good measure.

"Yeah, it took a lot of guts to do what you did today." Liberty's fist pounded on the inner walls of the belly. "No pun intended."

She sat with her stomach bulging as big as a bus, but much rounder, and much softer. The image of Rubber Lea's face pressed up against the side was still visible, letting her victory be known to all who could see. "Thanks girls, your the best. But we aren't done yet." They turned to Colour Maid, busily snapping in some instructions into the Quaker Device with one hand, and sketching away at a notepad with the other.

"What do you think your doing?" Size Girl yelled towards the patchwork dressed super villain.

"Me? A favour, for you. You got rid of Liberty for me, so now I'm doing something for you." She slapped a final switch, causing the machine to start rumbling. And cracking. She set it on self destruct.

"Sorry Maid, but you're as much of a Bad Girl as Liberty ever was, I can't spare you just for one good deed."

"I don't expect so. As such, I don't think I'll give you the chance. You see, I'm happy to wash my hands of the Bad Girls forever, and it doesn't take a genius to work out how you beat them all. However, I can't bring myself to walk out of your lives either, since Lea was my dear friend. She'll be avenged. But not by Colour Maid."

She snapped her fingers. The image on the notepad vanished, and in a puff of smoke, Colour Maid's outfit fell to the floor, suddenly replaced by what appeared to combine a robotic samurai outfit with a more colourful mime.

"She'll be avenged by Empress Image! But until then, good luck churning Liberty. I hope she goes straight to your thighs." With a kick of her boots, she rocketed through the roof, hurtling away from the destroyed city.

Mind Girl looked on  "Do you think she knew that would be a compliment to you, Ivy?"

"All I know is that we'd better not get caught in that explosion!" The Quaker Device was finally showing signs of burning.

"Don't worry, I've got this!" Putting both hands to her head, the Earth Patrol began to ascend in a familiar bright cloud. The Quaker Machine finally gave in, exploding into a furious fireball, decimating the entire level and sending chunks of wall and brick down to the ruined streets. The smoke engulfed everything in sight. As it began to fade, four thin, and one severely bloated figure stepped back onto solid ground, not a scratch on them.

"Excellent work." Rubber Girl patted her friend on the back. "Everyone, today we've been pushed to our limits. Not only did the world rest in our hands, but we have walked the line between good and evil, and not once did we stray too far. And while all five of us have shown ourselves worthy to protect the city and be known as the Earth Patrol, I believe there is one of us who deserves more thanks than the other four combined. Ivy, my sister."

She smiled. Receiving praise from her sister wasn't anything new or alien to her, but this had some serious heart to it.

"Today you ate eight criminals. As heroes this is something unimaginable to us, but when it became necessary, you went and did your duty. And while I pray that no threat as mighty as this arises again, I have a feeling that we haven't seen the last of your new ability. Is there anything you'd like to say?"

"Yes there is." She looked down upon the once great city, but she knew that in reality, she was looking out to the world. The whole world. "I know this line belongs to someone else, but I just really can't resist."

"We understand, sis." Fast Girl smiled, "Go ahead."

Hungry Girl looked towards the criminals of the world, from petty thieves to wannabe world conquerors. "Bad guys beware!" She pointed to her massive, wriggling, writhing gut, "Or you'll end up in here!"

"Yeah!" And what proceeded then was without a doubt, the biggest hi-five in history.

The End.

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"We can build a new base inside the Statue of Liberty. 'Oh really? Awesome!' The President says its okay after dispatching the Bad Girls. We're international heroes. 'More than before anyway' …"

"Ivy? Ivy wake up."

"Huh?" Hungry Girl rose from her bed. Rubber Girl loomed over her. "Jo? Hey, what's up? Found another Complete Monster for me to munch?"

"Um, actually Mind and Fast Girl just went off to catch some bank robbers. We think it might be Double Girl."

"Oh, so then I guess I'll have to wait until Empress Image shows up again. She looked pretty tasty."

"Empress Who? Look, Size Girl's still visiting her parents. I thought this would be a good time for us to watch Pirates of the Caribbean Four together. I know you love Pirates of the Caribbean!"

"How can you not remember Empress Image? She blew up half of Skyspear Tower after I ate the rest of the Bad Girls. She used to be Colour Maid? Ringing any bells?"

Rubber Girl studied her sister's face for a second. "Okay, I don't mind you eating before bed, but maybe you should check the expiry date next time. So, you wanna watch or not?"

"How can you forget, the entire city was..." Her hand felt at her stomach. Plump. No plumber than it usually was. Certainly not plump enough to justify eight eaten people. "Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess I'm up for some Johnny Depp."

"Cool, we'll take the bus. Try to remember to take your mask off before we leave the place next time. We don't want that happening again."

"Not a problem." Hungry Girl pulled the mask off of her face. "Just remember, I want six large popcorns and eight choc tops this time. I don't like feeling hungry at the halfway point."

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The entire city. Decimated. Not a building left standing without serious damage. It'd be easier to just finish knocking it down than to rebuild it.

Fortunately, almost everyone got out okay thanks to the combined efforts of them, the military, and police. But this time they had gone too far. They were now capable of destroying entire cities. It was time for the Earth Patrol to vanquish their opponents once and for all.

The car sped along the roads at an amazing speed. Rubble was knocked away as it rode past, determined not to slow down for anyone. At the wheel, the red suited Rubber Girl remained silent. The fury within her was beyond measure.

She turned to the plump, green clad woman next to her, Hungry Girl. "Are you ready for this?"

"You seriously think I'm going to back out of this now?" She motioned towards a destroyed slew of buildings. Interestingly, but not actually intentionally, before being reduced to dust, they were all Fast Food Joints.

"Hey Linda, does Jo seem a little...crazy to you?" the super-heroine known as Size Girl thought.

"What do you expect? We've all been protecting this city from them for years, and now it is in ruins. I myself am quite infuriated," she beamed into her friends head.

Usually they would return to their HQ, an inconspicuous warehouse. But today, on top of having no HQ to return to, they knew exactly where they were. You couldn't miss it. 'Skyspear Tower' was said to stand almost a mile into the sky; you could see all the way to the next city from the top.  This made it the perfect place for 'them' to set up shop.

They had tried a few different names over the years, Ferocious Five, Doom Squad, and even, in their least favourite option, 'Hell's Cheerleaders.' But ultimately, with their frequent comparisons to the Earth Patrol, they would always be known simply as The Bad Girls.

A blue and red figure stood by the window observing as the familiar 'Earthmobile' (As she frequently called it) heading their way. "Looks like our old friends are coming by for one last play date. How cute."

"Liberty!" shouted Colour Maid, "Why are you just standing there? They're in range of the Doomsday Device! We can kill them now without a hitch!"

She rolled her eyes. "No, I think not."

"You want them to take us in again? We'll never get released after what we've done now!"

"Do not worry, my artistic comrade. I simply refuse to use the device on the grounds that they are too close in range. We use it on them, we all die."

"I could draw up a Quantum Steel Safety Room for us!"

"Do not kid yourself, Colour Maid. While yes, you are a fantastic artist and your skills are great, when was the last time one of your creations worked to the full extent of your intention? We'd get destroyed, perhaps even more painful than we would just sitting in the tower as it collapsed. The Maid scoweled.

"There are over a billion things I could create to suit the situation, and you never let me use any of them! I can bring anything to life!"

"Yes, now learn what is useful and what isn't then we can find a use for you." The woman had half a mind to draw a noose for her bitchy leader. "On second thought, you can be of some use. Got tell Lea to get ready. I've given her some special imported chemicals that have been doing wonders for her powers. Here's a perfect chance to test it out."

"Are you serious!?"

"No, you're right...Send Jane and Bug Girl too. We should probably make sure that we win this."

Color Maid turned and headed for the rooms with a huff. She couldn't believe this! It was her idea to build the weapon in the first place! She used to draw smaller versions of it all the time when she fought Rubber Girl! And now she was just Liberty's errand girl, she only let her use her skills when the chips were down and they had no good options left. Apparently she was too 'useful' to risk. By that she meant, that she was very good at making coffee. She entered the Gift Shop area, where her comrades were no doubt lazing about.

A chubby, purple suited woman stepped forward. "Hey Maid, you up for some Ping Pong?"

"Not now Lea, Liberty wants you to go kill the Earth Patrol."

"Excuse me?!"

"Jump off the building and crush the Earthmobile as it arrives. Can you handle that?"

Lea smiled, "Oh, I know I can! Let's Get Bouncy!" With a gulp, her body suddenly ballooned out. Her belly inflated, and took the rest of her torso with it, making her look as if someone had inflated her spandex. She ran for the window and saw the approaching car. She dropped herself to the ground, immediately bouncing off of it and crashing through the roof. She smiled evilly as she began to fall, the Earthmobile right on target.

"Jane! Bug Girl!" A woman wearing a helmet with antennas on it appeared. "Follow were and finish the job off."

Bug Girl gave Color Maid a look. She wasn't quite as friendly or trusting. "What? You don't trust your team mate and apparent best friend to handle the job?"

"No, Lea is fully capable of crushing the car. This would be the fifth time she's done it, actually. But even if that somehow manages to kill them, which it never does, it's doubtful that Rubber Girl will be more than winded. You and Jane will have to finish her off. Speaking of, where is Jane? Jane!"

A red and blue figure pushed its way out of a vent, proceeding to back flip and cartwheel over to them. "Sorry I'm late. I found the most peculiar spider web. Now, what mission befalls the Amazing Jane tonight?"

"You and Bug Girl, kill what's left of the Earth Patrol, they're on their way now."

"Just 'kill?' Not, 'Fight them juggling three sabres on a tightrope suspended over a volcano?"

"No, just go kill them."

"Very well, I'll give it a shot. Though I do think we'd be more successful if we upped the drama a bit. Let's hop to it then, Bug Girl."

With a snap of her fingers, Bug Girl began to vanish from sight. Within a second, she was no bigger than an ant. A moth flew down from the ceiling towards her, and with a jump, became her new steed to descend the tower. Jane's solution was much simpler, but by no means not flashy, simply opting to cartwheel down the wall.

"Fast Girl, I'm worried. You know I don't like to pry into the minds of people I know, but Rubber Girl seems very, very, very angry. And she seems to have something drastic in mind."

"Can't you just look at what it is?"

"I made a vow not to, I'm stretching it as it is."

"Girls," interrupted Rubber Girl, "Today I think we all got to see just how dangerous the Bad Girls really are. I don't think I need to remind you what we faced today. But let me tell you now, that I'm not going to sit back and let it happen again. When we're through with these chicks, they won't be capable of hurting anyone ever again."

"Amen to that, Sis," Hungry declared.

"I know what's happened here has been terrible," Mind Girl said aloud, "But I have to ask, is it really-Does anyone else hear that?"

"...Damn! Everyone out of the car!"

Slamming a button on the dashboard, the doors swung open, and the launched their occupants to the side. They quickly rolled to the side as the enormous purple ball slammed down onto the vehicle, demolishing it.

"Yeah! Squashed flat!" Lea declared happily as she stood over the wreckage. "I think I actually got them this time! I-Oh man!" The girls quickly rose to their feet.

"Lea? You're their first line of defence against us? After what you've done!?"  Rubber Girl snarled. Hadn't they realised just how far they had dug themselves?

"Maybe if you didn't get out of the car every time, it wouldn't be such a problem!" Lea kicked off the wreckage, sending her flying towards the team.

"Well, this is a no brainer," giggled Fast Girl. Kicking off the ground, she became a streak of blue. Just for good showmanship, she ran two laps around the gigantic purple boulder.  "You never learn, do you, Lea?" She began pounding her fists into the villainess at lightning speed.

And was sent flying into a wall, providing plenty of distraction for Lea to bowl ove the rest of the Patrol.

"Strike!" she declared, standing herself up instantly.

"What the heck was that?" Hungry Girl asked as she pulled herself and Mind Girl from the ground.

"Why don't you tell me?" the round woman laughed, looking over to Mind Girl.

She held a hand to her head, it took effort to read the minds of people you weren't 'bonded' to. "Oh, how typical, even she doesn't understand it!"

"What? Liberty's been giving me this stuff to increase my powers for weeks now, I get the picture!"

"Barely. By what I can see you thought she was just giving you extra drinks for a job well done."

The villainess smiled, "Then it's settled."

"'You die first'" Mind Girl mouthed, right from the opponents brain. It was barely seconds after she closed her lips that her view was covered by a tremendous purple image. She held out her hand, covering it with a glowing white aura, stopping the attack. Or rather, significantly slowing it down. Even with her mind on psychokinesis on full, Lea was still pushing on towards her. "How is this possible?"

"Why don't you read my mind again and find out?"

She couldn't do that. If she concentrated on anything but that forcefield, she'd soon be a puddle of purple do-gooding goo on the floor. But what if the answer 'was' in Lea's head? It took seconds for the curiosity to establish itself, and for it to gnaw away at her will. That Lea may not be the brightest bulb, but she wasn't half as dumb as she acted.

"I think she's done playing, my turn now. How about some soccer?" A wall of brown suddenly appeared, hammering at the purple boulder, and dislodging her from the air.

"WhoooOOOOAAAAAH!" she yelped as she slammed through the remains of an apartment building, or rather, two city blocks.

Mind Girl looked to her saviour. Size Girl's boot. "You okay?"

"A bit of a headache."

"Well don't worry, lets see if I can't cut this mission in half." Her plan was obvious. Fast Girl pried herself off the wall as the shadow of her friend encompassed the area. Size Girl put both hands on the sides of Skyspear Tower. "Breaks my heart to have to do this to a National Landmark, but you chicks pressed my hand!" She began to pull. Pulling with all her strength, she could feel the foundation of the building starting to give way. Now if only the villains destroyed the city more often, she'd be able to do this more frequently.

"I think not, giantess!" A blast of colour burned into the heroine's eyes, cutting through her goggles. She reeled back in pain as she swatting the remaining 'dust' away.

"What? What the heck are you doing here?"

The floating, legless woman giggled. "Surprised? Oh, I hope I didn't scare you dear Size Girl. We've had such a history together, I couldn't pass up what could be my last chance to face you!"

"Genny!" the comparatively tiny woman giggled. Size Girl was a tough opponent. It took a lot of ingenuity or weaponry to take her down. But not for Genny. She was one of few of the city's regular villains who could take her on hand to hand. Being a djinn, even without the reality warping powers, had plenty of advantages. "I think I'll finally stop kidding around and just squash you this time."

"You can try." She snapped her fingers. A battering ram smacked Size Girl in the head before disappearing. "But I'd hardly let our feud end with such an anticlimax."

The floating fury 'leapt' from the window and headed for the back of her rival's head. Being so big made moving slow, even if there was no public property left to accidentally crush.

"Is that Genny?" Hungry Girl asked, looking into the sky. "She isn't one of the Bad Girls!"

"Whoever she is, she's giving Ramona hell! Let's give her a hand." Rubber Girl began to ascend from the torso up towards her friend. Preparing a fist, she knew it would take more than punch to take of Genny, but it would do its part.

"Not so fast, Stretchy!"

"Wha-Hey!" Rubber Girl began to fall as a familiar red and blue figure tackled her.

"Let Genny and Sizey have their fun. I'm much your style."

"Damn it, Jane!"

They hit the ground with a crash. "You were always my favourite, you know that right? Maybe it's the red tights, or maybe I'm a tad jealous of just how far you can push your limbs, but I just can't keep my mind off you."

A fist pounded into her face from the right. Then the left. Then from underneath. Then the left again. And again. And again. And from the right. With one final hit to the left, she was left spinning before a coat of white aura covered her and guided her into the air, and then the ground.

"Maybe Liberty should've handed more of that Power Juice around!" growled Mind Girl. "What made you think you could take on the whole team by yourself?"

"The Amazing Jane may be a sensation, but she isn't above the opening act!"

"What are you talking about?" Fast Girl got her answer as a horde of roaches swarmed onto her legs. "Yuck! How did you do that!?"

"You really think she's that talented?" In possibly her most depressing hour, Fast Girl found herself on the receiving end of a punch from Bug Girl.

"Bug Girl? What are you doing working with the Bad Girls?"

"You really think Liberty could keep her plan a secret? She knew you'd retaliate like this, so she built herself an army." She fired her gun towards Mind Girl. There was little time to react before the hornets arrived.

"There's more of you guys?" Hungry Girl pondered as she began swatting the roaches from her adoptive sister.

"A few, but I doubt you'll get that far." Size Girl fell to the ground, crushing an entire city block. "The outlook seems pretty bleak."

Hungry Girl stepped forward. "I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this until later, but you've left me no choice!"

Jane grabbed onto her comrade's leg and slinked her way up until she was back on her feet. "Oh, it's the chubby one's turn now. Watch out Buggy, she might get crumbs on our carpet!"

"I think you can get scorpions. Arachnids, I know, but times like this call for you to break a few rules." She changed the dial on her gun. This wasn't a natural one of her powers.

Hungry Girl cracked her knuckles. She began stretching herself, cracking her neck from side to side, and massaging her neck. She could hear the little feet scuttling along the ground. She didn't have long to try this.

"So Buggy, what are you going to do with your share of the money. That is assuming we're getting money from this. If not, which country do you want? I'd take Hawaii and rename in Janeland."

"Shut it! I need to concentrate! This gun is synced up directly into my powers!"

"Fine, sheesh. No free trip to Janeland for you then."

Hungry Girl finally prepared the last step for her preparation. She unhinged her jaw...

"LET'S GET BOUNCY!"

Everyone turned as a familiar purple sphere came rocketing towards them. Or rather, towards Hungry Girl. Her jaw dropped as she Lea hurtled towards her. Literally, dropping to the floor. HG turned even more heads at what happened next.

Lea hit Hungry, but Hungry didn't fall. No, instead, Lea found herself kicking around confused as she sat halfway down her throat.

"Hey! What the hell? What's going on? I'm...Why aren't you on the ground groaning in pain?"

Hungry Girl said nothing and just gulped. She watched her legs slide away from her view behind her lips. Even the bugs seemed to glare at the spectacle. Lea didn't struggle at all. She didn't quite understand why, exactly. Perhaps she was just confused. Perhaps she thought maybe she was going so fast she wasn't even moving. Either way, her attitude changed as she finally fell into her stomach.

"UuUUUUUUURRPPPAA!!!" She slapped a hand over her mouth immediately. "S'cuse me. Hehehehe."

Fast Girl looked on confused. Mind Girl looked on, utterly terrified. Size Girl looked on amazed. Rubber Girl looked on approvingly.

"She just ate Lea," Bug Girl finally managed to admit, stepping forward.

"Her belly's all big...ger than usual." Jane cocked her head to the side as she looked towards the woman.

She was right. Between her two piece outfit there stood an enormous pinkish bulge. In fact, it was easily to say that it was a fair bit bigger than her! And it was moving! It was so heavy, she had to let it rest on the ground while she rubbed at it. She giggled as the digestion started to kick in. Seeing such a friendly face giggling over something like this seemed so disturbing. A beacon of hope, justice and truth was digesting someone alive!"

"Guys! I don't know where I am, but it is starting to get really hot in here!"

"Um, I can hear her..." Mind Girl didn't have her powers turned on. "Am I supposed to hear her?"

"Well I'm a little chubby, but my stomach isn't a wall of fat. You were bound to hear at least some muffled yelps," she said in a gruesomely cheerful tone.

"She's really in there..." Bug Girl put a hand to Hungry Girl's gut and started rubbing around.

"Stop touching my face!"

"She's as swollen as an egg sack... My god."

She moaned a bit. After that, she was more full than she had ever been in her life, a good belly rub was heaven for her right now! But she couldn't turn her head without seeing the hell the Bad Girls had made for everyone else. She grabbed Bug Girl by the head and pulled her towards her mouth.

"Whoa! Hey, no way! Not me! I knew this  team up was lame idea!" She began to shrink away.

"Bad idea," teases Hungry Girl as the villainess reached a height of inches. With a slap, she flew into her mouth and tumbled down her throat. She gave a look to Jane.

"I know that they say the Show must go on, but even I can admit that doesn't quite apply when the stage is on fire. Metaphorically in this case." She proceeded to back flip her way up the wall. Genny remained in the air, but as Jane started to yell towards her, she retreated back inside.

"Nice choice," the gluttonous girl burped.

"Oh my god, what are you doing?" She turned her head to find Fast Girl standing barely a milimeter away from her. "You...You just ate Rubber Lea and Bug Girl!!! Why would you eat Rubber Lea and Bug Girl!?!?!? Since when were you even capable of EATING RUBBER LEA AND BUG GIRL!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"I've been training for this sort of thing for a while now. Thought it'd help me pull my weight around here, given that I have, or rather, had, a smidge more than you guys."

"And your answer to that is to swallow criminals whole?" Size Girl boomed as she shrank down to normal, running towards them.

"Well, I was going to find a way to stop the digestion so we could take them to jail. I don't like throwing up my food, but..."

"They aren't food! They're Rubber Lea and Bug Girl! You do not eat other people! Yes, you've eaten a great many things in your career as an omnivore superheroine, but I think people being off limits is kind of an unwritten rule!"

"Are you trying to Walk the Line?" beamed into her head.

"Cut her some slack! It was my idea."

They all turned. Rubber Girl looked onto them with an expression of grief, guilt, and determination.

"Jo? But...but..." Fast Girl looked to her sister more confused than she had ever been. "Why did you tell her to...?"

"I didn't tell her. I asked her if she wanted to go through with it, she said yes."

"But that isn't our job! We're the good guys, remember? We throw a few punches, then take them to jail! We don't...eat them!"

"Look around you Maria! What jail are we going to take them too?! If we don't stop them tonight, the world is going to pay big time! They could take over the world with just the threat of that damn thing, but we both know they'll use it again! And what if somebody else gets the designs! We'll have more than one of those things ripping down cities! We are the good guys, and whether we like it or not, sometimes throwing someone in a jail might not be enough!" A tear fell down her face.

"You two! Snap the hell out of it!" An enormous round, gurgling sphere knocked the two sisters to the sides. "Yeah, Jo suggested it, and I said yes! Is it because I'm a chubby glutton? A little, yeah, but only because that makes me the only one here who can do it! This is about saving the world, not filling my stomach, we all got that?"

They nodded. She wrapped her arms around them and pulled them in close.

"Good, what about you girls?"

She looked over at Mind Girl and Size Girl. They seemed very uneasy, creeping towards them just gradually.

"Ivy, I never thought I'd see you do something this drastic, and truth be told, even with all my mind powers, I'm a little frightened right now. But I've known you for years now, and I know you'd never take it too far, and given the circumstances, I think I have to agree, your actions are justified. You have my support." With a smile, HG loosened her embrace and let Mind Girl into the group hug. They turned to Size Girl.

"It's messed up. Totally sick. I can't have any part of it, and in all honesty, it should be punished by death." They nodded in understanding. "So yeah, I guess eating them is a good punishment!"

With a laugh, Size Girl ran over to them, wrapping her suddenly enormous arms around the entire group.

"Come on girls, lets go introduce these chicks to the new State Prison!" Size Girl declared, giving her friends belly a rub.

You could almost hear the heroic fanfare as they ran towards the door. It was remarkably easy HG to knock it down, given who was filling up most of the room in her stomach.

"Earth Patrol, Go!" RG yelled as they posed in formation before their new opponent.

"Oh, yeah, I'm real impressed. It's like that's the first time you've ever done that." Ice Flower. "Say Food Girl, what happened, someone knock you up. Like maybe the Hulk?"

They just smiled as the villainess threw her insults. Size Girl stood forward.

"Sorry to disappoint you Flower, but today we've sort of decided to skip the battles."

"My sense of humour isn't fully attuned to most peoples, but even I know that joke is kind of stupid. It's not much of a choice."

"We'll see. I'll bet you we can beat you in just five attacks," Mind Girl threw to her.

"Each?"

"Nope, just five in total."

"I'd put money on that bet, but I don't see much point considering who we are." She pulled an Ice Pistol and quickly launched a blue freeze ray, something frequently seen in her battles with the Patrol. Of course, they all scrambled out of the way, though Hungry Girl needed a pull from Fast Girl.

She fired the beam up. In seconds, a field of ice appeared around her. She fired the beam again, going through the ice like it wasn't there. Fast Girl was caught right in a blast, twirling her arm around as quickly as possible, dissipating the attack.

"That's one."

She turned to see a giant brown foot collapsing down towards her, another shot had the giantess hero slipping to the floor, quickly saved by Rubber and Mind Girl.

"That's two," she snickered. She the turned to see the next attack, Hungry Girl licking the ice. "I couldn't count that if your tongue was forked."

She retracted her tongue, as if offended. Then proceeded to cake a bite out of the ice the size of a watermelon.

"Okay, thee." She readied the gun, just to see it swatted from her hands by the hungry heroine. "What's this?" These were her last words in the same world as us, as a dark image quickly came down on her head, and quickly began pulling her up further and further.

No longer terrified of the event (Though still a tad uncomfortable) Fast Girl sped over and grabbed the woman's kicking legs, proceeding to push them down as hard and quickly as she could. She was just added size to the bulge in less than three seconds.

"Ooh! She was cold...UuuRRAAAAAARRRRP! But tasty!"

Fast Girl's palms began to circle her sisters tummy like a massaging chair. "Just a quick belly rub! To make sure you're in tip top shape for your next meal. I mean, victim. I mean, er, um..."

"Nah, meal works fine." She put both hands around her newly squirming girth. She was completely focussed on this as a means to dispense justice, but she had to admit, it was rather tasty.

"No time to spare girls, lets keep going. Mind Girl pointed to the elevator, prying the doors open. They entered. Even with Rubber Girl flattening herself against the wall, the jiggling, squirming gut took up a lot of space. Mind Girl gave a bit of a groan as she began pulling the box up the chute while being smushed into the wall by one of her best friends. Not only that, but she had to scan for Liberty's location. "Here we are."

The lift stopped. The doors swung open, Hungry Girl practically rolling out.

"Well if it isn't-HEY!" The gold masked vixen was unable to finish her threat as she was bowled to the floor by the colossal woman.

"Gold Queen! Oh yeah, I always thought those curves looked nice."

The woman leapt to her feet, flanked by her her cohorts Amoeba Girl, Genny and Amazing Jane. "Dear god! You two were right!"

"She ate Bug Girl and Lea?" asked the green skinned Amoeba Girl.

"And Ice Flower," she belched.

"Good god!"

"Bug Girl wasn't kidding, they've got everyone here! Gold, Amoeba, Genny," Size Girl looked around the room. "You must really appreciate a girl's appetite."

"Did I not tell you of her new found appetite, Goldy. I think you ought to do what I find I cannot; skip the theatrics and go for the kill."

"Better idea." Genny raised her hands. A cloud began to form above the Earth Patrol. "You are all going to pay! Killing you all just like this is a crime when my and Size Girl's final confrontation should have ended civilisations! This will not be pleasant, cretins!"

She began to sweat, she wasn't pulling any punches this time, this 'Stormwish' attack of hers could destroy anything, which burnt a lot of calories. Something Hungry Girl was sure to get plenty of as she leapt up and wrapped her mouth around her head.

"No! Stop!"

"Damn, I thought she was immobilised! Kill the Earth Patrol, now!" Gold Queen pulled a double bladed gold scimitar from behind her and leapt at Rubber Girl.

Fast Girl went in for the kick, just to find her feet frozen to the floor. "What the?"

"Forgot about me?" Amoeba Girl fiddled around with her hands, icicles dancing around.

"Oh yeah, you. With a name like yours, I'd really think we'd just be stuck fighting multiple of you."

"A shame, really." She began swinging her fists at the grounded heroine, still dodging from side to side.

"Frozen or not, you'll never lay a finnger on me." She was suddenly knocked to the floor as Jane tackled her.

"What a twist!" the blue woman exclaimed before being encompassed with a white aura and smacked into the ceiling.

Rubber Girl dodged, leapt, shaped and shifted as Gold Queen swung her blade.

"You're not stopping me this time! I may not be living up to my title, but with Liberty's plan, I'll be more than a real queen in no time!"

"I'll be sure you're the queen of my sisters digestive track, if nothing else." The handle pinned her against the wall.

"Let this be the first of many sayings of 'Off with your Head!'"

Before she could turn the blade, a blue and red figure slammed into her, both recovering soon after.

"I'm a good sister, so I think I'll tenderise the both of you first!" She smiled, transforming her fists into thick hammers as she stepped towards the villains.

Size Girl grabbed Genny's tail and began to push, with a single finger. "We've been fighting for years, Genny, I guess you're right. I should at least help with your demise.

"You can't do this! I'm the most powerful villain in the entire city! I can't be digested like one in a crowd!"

"How do you think I feel?" groaned Ice Flower as her team mate began to enter the stomach.

With a final shove, the magical mistress was just another snack in the diet of the worlds hungriest heroine. "No time to just belch, we need to even the odds!"

"Amoeba Girl's power level is the second greatest of the villains in this room, you should take her," Size Girl thought aloud, giving the message to both Hungry Girl and Mind Girl.

The green skinned villainess threw flames at the speeding super as she circled around her. "I can't believe how many times I've hit you! You're just delaying your defeat, Speedy." She began to rise into the air.

"You sure about that, greeny?"

She looked to Hungry Girl, her mouth gaping open in anticipation for more villainy. "No way I've dying that way!" She put her hands togethor, preparing her strongest attack yet, the Fireice Bomb. "This will put an end to you!"

She tossed the flaming ball of ice through the air towards the colossal bellied woman. As planned, it landed right in her mouth, a slam dunk.

"Good bye, Hungry Girl..."

She closed her mouth. A faint 'boom' was heard. She swallowed, and opened her mouth as smoked began to float from it. "Minty!"

"Oh god no!" Mind Girl began to lower the green woman into her friends mouth. Her tongue wrapped around her kicking legs, pulling her down. "You're not supposed to do this! You're the good guys! You're supposed to take us to jail and-"

"Sorry, we've already had that conversation," smiled Size Girl as she watched her friend's neck bulge outward.

"This totally sucks!" Two sets of jaws snapped together, sealing the criminal inside. With one final gulp, he swollen belly of justice became even more swollen, being more than three times the size of the girl carrying it.

"Two more, come on!" Hungry Girl rose into the air as Mind Girl put her fingers to her head; it was pointless for her to try and walk.

Gold Queen slammed her fist into Rubber Girl's face. She kept her foot out and tripped Fast Girl. "I've fought all of you single handed for years! Do you really think this fight should go any different?!"

"Well, there's an important difference this time Goldy Locks!" A large red fist smacked her in the face, giving plenty of time for Fast Girl to pound her fists into the back of her head. "You helped destroy a whole city!"

Her gold booted foot smacked into Rubber Girl's face as she kicked her scimitar from the floor to her hand. "I'll never stop at just one! I'll take you all on!" She held her arm out and closed her hand, grabbing Fast Girl by the hair.

"Gah!"

"Try running, you lose your scalp instead of your neck." She thrust the gold blade towards Fast Girl's neck as a smile of demonic glee appeared on her face. The blade couldn't seem to reach. A green glove held her arm tight.

"Touching my sister like that was a bad move."

"God save the queen!" The last words of one of the city's most prolific villains before her head vanished down a throat.

But that wasn't the end of it.

She kicked Mind Girl in the face, tossed her blade towards Fast Girl, and ripped a lock a patch of fabric off of Size Girl's mask. Yes, it was her final end, but no, that was no excuse to give up.

"She's not going down!" Mind Girl beamed from HG's head.

"Everyone! Push!" It became a team effort. Fast Girl grabbed an arm, Rubber Girl and Size Girl got a hold of her body, and Mind Girl grabbed the legs as they began to shove. Gulping, pushing, pulling, shoving, licking, before long the girth was even bigger, and the roster for the Bad Girls was even smaller.

"She's got the most tenacity, the worst of this is over....UUUUUUAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPP! Excuse me."

They patted her stomach; even with her appetite, it was taking one for the team. But then they realised something else. They turned heir heads to see the flexible felon staring at them like a deer in the headlights.

"What's your move Jane?" yelled Fast Girl.

She looked on. "My comrades, devoured. All is unravelling just as it was building up, and our final victory is snatched away from us at the last second. Ladies...oh, my dear Earth Patrol. You have crafted the perfect end to the Bad Girls! Destroyed by the seemingly weakest member of the team? I couldn't fathom such irony!"

"Um, what are you trying to say?"

"I have no choice. Though I could easily flee and make my escape, I willingly submit to the fate dear Hungry Girl has in store for me within her digestive track! I embrace it! Good bye cruel world, I leave you with my finest performance of all!"

She fell to her hands, springing up as she literally dived into Hungry Girl's mouth. As the girl began to swallow, she twirled around to face the rest of the Patrol. She bowed. "I have enjoyed our rivalry to no end, my dears. It's been a while, but I hereby declare you the winners. So long." With than, she slid down her throat like a drink of water, waving as she went.

"Well, two left, I suppose..."

"Urp! Oh man!" Hungry Girl grabbed her stomach. She could deal with the aching and gurgling, but the weight was now tremendous! She couldn't take a step if she tried.

Mind Girl put her hands to her head. "Hmm, it seems Liberty led us on. Once we were in, she ran back to the balcony. She's a few levels above us."

"Well come on, she's not half the fighter as Gold Queen, we can take her!"

"Guys?" Hungry Girl moaned. "How exactly am I going to get up there?"

"Allow me, Ives." Size Girl wrapped her hand around her friend as best she could, raising her other into the air. She began to grow...

"I bring good tidings, Color Maid. The Earth Patrol have dwindled our forces down to the two of us."

"How is that a good thing, Liberty?"

"Once they're dead, we don't have to share our glory with the others. From a whole team to just a duo, we get more than three times what we were going to get."

"They outnumber us five to two! What do we do?"

"We leave. I made a few alterations to the Device before we put it into action. It is also a fully functional jet.

"You turned it into a jet!?"

"Yes, and once we're out of here, we can use it on the tower and finally rid outselves of the Earth Patrol. Then the world is our playground."

"You'll kill the other Bad Girls too."

"They're as good as dead as it is. After what they've been involved with, they're no doubt getting the chair. Except maybe Genny of course. It's best we spare them the embarrassment."

"I am not killing Lea!"

"Do you think I want to? A few more weeks of my Power Drugs and she'd be able to knock cities out of the ground! We all have to make sacrifices, my dear. You know I'm the biggest victim of all here."

The ground began to shake.

"What's that?"

"Oh dear, it seems they've taken a short cut. No matter, I've prepared for this too. The  Device is aimed towards the refugees, right?"

"You know it is."

"Good. Let us prepare for our true final confrontation..."

The ground began to rip apart. Cracks appeared across the floor, spreading like a virus. Finally, a gigantic gloved fist burst in from below, quickly followed by the giant head of a familiar foe.

"Sorry, didn't see the stairs."

Three more costumed women began to rise, climbing over Size Girl's shoulder. Rubber Girl flipped off her friend and onto the ground before Liberty. "Liberty, we're here to finish this once and for all!"

"Are you?" Fast Girl and Mind Girl stepped forward, flanking their leader as Size Girl began to shrink down to follow. "Well, as usual, your intentions are nothing less than virtuous. However, I believe you know me well, and should have probably suspected that I have an ace in the hole."

"So do we. Let me take a guess what yours is. Deaths of millions? Slaughter of hundreds?"

"My, my! You really do know me well! Your spot on. Fire the Quaker Device."

They finally saw it. Somehow it had remained out of their view. At first the task seemed impossible, but it just sort of blended into the background with the sheer scale. Standing behind Liberty was a machine, boxish and industrial in shape, and massive in size, so massive it seemed to be a part of the room. The lights began to flash.

"Let's see how high your spirits are when all those people you saved are paste. Hahahahahaha!"

A bolt of lightning launched from the machine, swirling through the sky, much to Liberty's glee. The Earth Patrol watched on in horror as the bolt came closer and closer to the camp. Then zoom past it into the sky.

"What?" Liberty turned around to face her underling. "Colour Maid, why aren't they dead?" She barely had time to react as a pair of blades sliced through her arms. "What the heck are you doing?"

"Revolution, Liberty!" The woman stood holding two swords, pulled from her sketch pad.

The villainous leader chuckled as her arms began to grow back. "What a stupid move," she thought, "We've worked togethor this long and she still can't remember my damn powers?"

"I'm tired of you forcing me to be some kind of generic lackey! I have the ability to bring fiction to life! My power is near limitless! A world crushing fist? I can make it! A clown tidal wave? I can make it! I am a hundred times more powerful than you'll ever be and you treat me like I've never even killed someone before! It ends here!"

"Oh, and what is going to stop me from snapping your neck with my legs?"

"Your lack of being alive!" A chair crashed to pieces over Liberty's head from the side. The Colour Maid she was talking to was just a drawing. One that had just started kicking her. "You want me to kill my best friend? If I'm going to kill anyone today, I may as well start with someone I hate!"

Liberty flipped herself up, her arms now fully recovered. "You dare betray me you hack? A mere lackey? Your my second in command! I let you sit back and enjoy yourself while I do all the work!"

"All the fun, you mean!" The two Colour Maids said in stereo, delivering a double punch.

Liberty rolled to the floor. She would've probably been ready for a mind blast, or a stretchy fist, or a speedy kick, but this just had her off guard. She knew that once she was back on her feet, every iota of her strength would go into killing Colour Maid. The plan suddenly felt meaningless.

"You're a dead bitch!"

"She isn't the only one!"

"Huh?" Liberty had no time to react as Hungry Girl yanked her head into her mouth and began to gulp. Colour Maid was tempted to yelp, or even scream, or show some type of confusion. But no, she didn't care, it was getting rid of Liberty, and she was alright with that.

"Well Lib," Rubber Girl strolled over to her sister and began lightly stroking her belly, "You've had a good run. Two incarnations of the Bad Girls, over thirty evil schemes, a whole lot of bruises and now a whole decimated city. I hardly think getting eaten should spoil this for you."

"You can't do this! It was almost ready! I was finally going to win!"

Mind Girl stepped forward, "And that is why it must be this way, Liberty! You've pushed us to this extreme, it is against our will. You could've stuck to the small stuff, but no, you had to take things too far."

Fast Girl smiled, "And that's why you've gone from criminal mastermind to..."

"Toilet fodder," Size Girl finished.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" HG gave a final shove at the criminal's foot, and finally, the Bad Girls had faced their final defeat.

"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The mega-bellied heroine slapped two hands onto her gut. She had done it. Rubber Lea, Bug Girl, Ice Flower, Genny, Amoeba Girl, Gold Queen, Amazing Jane, Liberty! She had eaten them all! Eight of the city's greatest super villains weren't just disposed of, they were hamburgers! If that wasn't a satisfying defeat, then she didn't know what was.

"Ivy, I just want to know that today you are officially my hero." Fast Girl met her sister in a warm embrace, quickly followed by Rubber Girl, and then Size Girl and Mind Girl for good measure.

"Yeah, it took a lot of guts to do what you did today." Liberty's fist pounded on the inner walls of the belly. "No pun intended."

She sat with her stomach bulging as big as a bus, but much rounder, and much softer. The image of Rubber Lea's face pressed up against the side was still visible, letting her victory be known to all who could see. "Thanks girls, your the best. But we aren't done yet." They turned to Colour Maid, busily snapping in some instructions into the Quaker Device with one hand, and sketching away at a notepad with the other.

"What do you think your doing?" Size Girl yelled towards the patchwork dressed super villain.

"Me? A favour, for you. You got rid of Liberty for me, so now I'm doing something for you." She slapped a final switch, causing the machine to start rumbling. And cracking. She set it on self destruct.

"Sorry Maid, but you're as much of a Bad Girl as Liberty ever was, I can't spare you just for one good deed."

"I don't expect so. As such, I don't think I'll give you the chance. You see, I'm happy to wash my hands of the Bad Girls forever, and it doesn't take a genius to work out how you beat them all. However, I can't bring myself to walk out of your lives either, since Lea was my dear friend. She'll be avenged. But not by Colour Maid."

She snapped her fingers. The image on the notepad vanished, and in a puff of smoke, Colour Maid's outfit fell to the floor, suddenly replaced by what appeared to combine a robotic samurai outfit with a more colourful mime.

"She'll be avenged by Empress Image! But until then, good luck churning Liberty. I hope she goes straight to your thighs." With a kick of her boots, she rocketed through the roof, hurtling away from the destroyed city.

Mind Girl looked on  "Do you think she knew that would be a compliment to you, Ivy?"

"All I know is that we'd better not get caught in that explosion!" The Quaker Device was finally showing signs of burning.

"Don't worry, I've got this!" Putting both hands to her head, the Earth Patrol began to ascend in a familiar bright cloud. The Quaker Machine finally gave in, exploding into a furious fireball, decimating the entire level and sending chunks of wall and brick down to the ruined streets. The smoke engulfed everything in sight. As it began to fade, four thin, and one severely bloated figure stepped back onto solid ground, not a scratch on them.

"Excellent work." Rubber Girl patted her friend on the back. "Everyone, today we've been pushed to our limits. Not only did the world rest in our hands, but we have walked the line between good and evil, and not once did we stray too far. And while all five of us have shown ourselves worthy to protect the city and be known as the Earth Patrol, I believe there is one of us who deserves more thanks than the other four combined. Ivy, my sister."

She smiled. Receiving praise from her sister wasn't anything new or alien to her, but this had some serious heart to it.

"Today you ate eight criminals. As heroes this is something unimaginable to us, but when it became necessary, you went and did your duty. And while I pray that no threat as mighty as this arises again, I have a feeling that we haven't seen the last of your new ability. Is there anything you'd like to say?"

"Yes there is." She looked down upon the once great city, but she knew that in reality, she was looking out to the world. The whole world. "I know this line belongs to someone else, but I just really can't resist."

"We understand, sis." Fast Girl smiled, "Go ahead."

Hungry Girl looked towards the criminals of the world, from petty thieves to wannabe world conquerors. "Bad guys beware!" She pointed to her massive, wriggling, writhing gut, "Or you'll end up in here!"

"Yeah!" And what proceeded then was without a doubt, the biggest hi-five in history.

The End.

….

"We can build a new base inside the Statue of Liberty. 'Oh really? Awesome!' The President says its okay after dispatching the Bad Girls. We're international heroes. 'More than before anyway' …"

"Ivy? Ivy wake up."

"Huh?" Hungry Girl rose from her bed. Rubber Girl loomed over her. "Jo? Hey, what's up? Found another Complete Monster for me to munch?"

"Um, actually Mind and Fast Girl just went off to catch some bank robbers. We think it might be Double Girl."

"Oh, so then I guess I'll have to wait until Empress Image shows up again. She looked pretty tasty."

"Empress Who? Look, Size Girl's still visiting her parents. I thought this would be a good time for us to watch Pirates of the Caribbean Four together. I know you love Pirates of the Caribbean!"

"How can you not remember Empress Image? She blew up half of Skyspear Tower after I ate the rest of the Bad Girls. She used to be Colour Maid? Ringing any bells?"

Rubber Girl studied her sister's face for a second. "Okay, I don't mind you eating before bed, but maybe you should check the expiry date next time. So, you wanna watch or not?"

"How can you forget, the entire city was..." Her hand felt at her stomach. Plump. No plumber than it usually was. Certainly not plump enough to justify eight eaten people. "Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess I'm up for some Johnny Depp."

"Cool, we'll take the bus. Try to remember to take your mask off before we leave the place next time. We don't want that happening again."

"Not a problem." Hungry Girl pulled the mask off of her face. "Just remember, I want six large popcorns and eight choc tops this time. I don't like feeling hungry at the halfway point."