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Published: 2008-09-26 21:33:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 1375; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 4
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A random doodle I did in school today. I accidentally spilled a little water on the paper, which is why it has those stains. I have been freaking out over this pairing, and am now drawing a bunch of stuff for them. Now, this is only my second time drawing the Chief, so it's obviously not so great.Also, I'm sorry about my procrastination on the requests. I've just been getting so many ideas for drawings....
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chief:who is he?
cortana and samus
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He is a desperate case ... -_-'
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Especially the ladies.
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lol guys want to be like him and girls want to be with him 
(though i admit that i prefer the arbiter just a little more)
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"Women want him, men want to be him!"
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lol exactly, that should be his offical motto or something
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haha, those adds are so corny lol
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Yeah, but they crack me up.
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lol same, their quite weird
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Poor MC, he needs help from the almighty god of Death and Metal, who is also an awesome advisor on relationships. xDD
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Well, his implants that fuck up his sexual drive could be some of the fault. xD
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True, and the fact that the only girl he ever talks to is an A.I.
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But Cortana's hooot. xDD (No, in all seriousness; Cortana fanboys need lives. xD)
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You think MC fangirls are any better? XD
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No. Loving some armored guy isn't much better. xD
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Exactly. At least you know what Cortana looks like. We can only imagine what he looks like, and, well...you know how a fangirl's imagination can be.
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According to the novels, he looked like me when I was six when he was..six. xD (Brown hair, freckles and gap-toothed) What he looks like now, no one knows.
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......
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....I AM MASTER CHIEF. xDDD
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Yeah....we both wish that.
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Don't you see the resemblance? I'M BADASS, HE'S BADASS, WE'RE THE SAME DUDE! xD
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So, Megs is badass too, and he's definetly NOT teh Chief!
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BUT WE LOOKED LIKE EACHOTHER AT ONE POINT! XD
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At one point, but not anymore.
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you don't KNOW that, what if Master Chief is Metal? Well, he has to be, I mean, he anally rapes Covenant with his Spartan Laser. xD
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That's irrefutable proof; I AM MASTER CHIEF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! xD
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Well then, if you are in fact teh Chief, I guess I'll have to do this....
OHMYFUCKINGODILOVEYOUSOMUCHYOUKICKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Part of the job, toots. xDDDD
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EEEE!!! JOHN JUST CALLED ME TOOTS!!!
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*wearing the MC armor*
Oh, the reason I'm not moving is NOT because the armor's heavy...it just needs...oil...yeah...Oil. xD
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.....hee hee heeeee....Needs oil, huh John? Welll.....I know another way we can....lubricate it....*gets on knees*
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...Jailbait. xDDD
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I dunno what that means! X3
*starts licking crotch armor*
[The sad part is, I've done this too my Chief figure....]
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(HOLY SHIT...YOU GOT A CHIEF FIGURE?! O_O xD)
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[A small one, and he's always aiming his assault rifle, but yes.
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(I so want one. A little Mini-Me. xDDD)
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[I also want one of the larger figures you can actually move.]
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you girls should check out carmine from gears of war, im sure you could eventully like him almost as much as masterchief, he basicly is that series master chief.
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Meh, from what I've seen (which isn't much), there aren't any guys in that game who really turn me on. But I'll take a look.
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well, he is a tough helmeted soldier like the chief, heres a link to a page about him: [link]
he will also be in the upcoming gears of war 2, but its his brother who basicly has every same quality as the original.
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(Oooooooooh! 8D *feels like he's 5 again <3*)
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[Trust me, the same thing happened to me when I started buying my TFA figures.
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(TFA?...The Force's Ass?)
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[No...
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