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Published: 2007-10-27 09:43:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 1331; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 50
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Description GLaDOS' "cake recipe" module from Portal.
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1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1and 2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.

Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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Comments: 12

Falomeyer [2008-03-02 03:22:08 +0000 UTC]

I love it, I gotta try and make a cake with this recipe, see how it comes out.

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DefectiveChelsea [2008-02-20 15:00:27 +0000 UTC]

I wonder if someone has actually made this cake with these ingredients, and really eat the cake with those things in there

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randominuyasha [2008-01-28 19:08:26 +0000 UTC]

Pure awesome! I should make this cake sometime...but with a few modifications

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PwningPichu [2007-12-16 08:08:58 +0000 UTC]

*strives to one day find all those ingredients*
Nice work on the pic. Fav'd.

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BarnOwlZeroZero [2007-11-20 01:15:14 +0000 UTC]

Wait, it acually says all that?!! XD

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X-A-N-A [2007-11-08 04:45:00 +0000 UTC]

I thought it said "deep penetration Asians"!!!

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airiothemimic In reply to X-A-N-A [2007-12-11 00:40:41 +0000 UTC]

ME TOO LOL. XD

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X-A-N-A In reply to airiothemimic [2007-12-11 02:02:30 +0000 UTC]

That's why I cracked up when I heard it

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sottho [2007-11-01 16:40:44 +0000 UTC]

One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb please ;D

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BewareOfNerd [2007-10-28 22:20:08 +0000 UTC]

Are you gong to do the rage core next?

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origamidude [2007-10-27 20:55:19 +0000 UTC]

This core's voice in particular was surprisingly just as amusing as the curiosity core. XD

Wonderful rendition. Haven't had the chance to listen to everything it said, but jeez, some of those garnishes sound nasty. XP

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gogglesonmyhead In reply to origamidude [2007-10-27 21:59:46 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's hard to hear some of what GLaDOS and the modules say because (1) it's a timed puzzle and (2) sometimes they're both talking at once. It's kind of frustrating to see the countdown on the wall because I want to sit and listen to GLaDOS insult me. X]

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