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Hey Kids

Toxic Crusaders
Toxic Crusaders

I had no friends. No girls would hug me til I got radioactive ugly!

Toxic Crusaders
Toxic Crusaders

I live in a dump cause the rent's real low! Got a little pet blobblie and he loves me so!

Toxic Crusaders
Toxic Crusaders

Now, me and the boys fight against wrong! Though we're hideously deformed!

(Guitar solo)

Hey, I'm sitting on top of the world!
With my mop, tutu, and girl!
Wow!

Toxic Crusaders
Toxic Crusaders

Toxic!

Let's Clean up Crusaders

Hey Kids

Remember Toxic Crusaders?

The Cartoon Version of Troma's Super Low Budget Hyper Violent Star the Toxic Avenger ?

Well Yeah He didn't Last too long

Here's his story

[instrumental intro]

Yeah!

[Verse 1]
Melvin worked at the Tromaville gym
90-pound weakling who got pushed around
They dressed him up in a pink tutu
They beat him up, and they threw him down

He landed in a barrel of waste
Toxic chemicals ate his face
Mutating, energized by Tromatons
This Jersey hero's gonna clean up the place

Yeah!

[Chorus]
TOXIC!
AVENGER!
TOXIC!
AVENGER!

[Verse 2]
He's a hideously deformed monster hero
Of superhuman size and strength
Crusader for good, enemy of evil
With his mighty mop he'll never stop

Truth and justice are his calling card
He's gonna fight crime across the land!
Mess with him and he'll rip you apart
Toxic solution is right at hand

[Chorus]
TOXIC!
AVENGER!
TOXIC!
AVENGER!

TOXIC!
AVENGER!
TOXIC!
AVENGER!

Yeah..in the Cartoon It was aim towards Kids and that Origin had to be Changed Also It had no Arm ripping, Head crushing Thug killing you get the picture

Well Now Our Dear Uncle Lloydie (Lloyd Kaufman) Has made a new Game like TMNT SHredder's Revenge

So Let's Help Uncle Lloydie But THE game and send Killenmoff packing

While they are at it, Let's Demand Games, For Bucky O Hare Street Sharks, Cow Boys of Moo mesa andBiker Mice From Mars

Description
Hey Kids

Toxic Crusaders
Toxic Crusaders

I had no friends. No girls would hug me til I got radioactive ugly!

Toxic Crusaders
Toxic Crusaders

I live in a dump cause the rent's real low! Got a little pet blobblie and he loves me so!

Toxic Crusaders
Toxic Crusaders

Now, me and the boys fight against wrong! Though we're hideously deformed!

(Guitar solo)

Hey, I'm sitting on top of the world!
With my mop, tutu, and girl!
Wow!

Toxic Crusaders
Toxic Crusaders

Toxic!

Let's Clean up Crusaders

Hey Kids

Remember Toxic Crusaders?

The Cartoon Version of Troma's Super Low Budget Hyper Violent Star the Toxic Avenger ?

Well Yeah He didn't Last too long

Here's his story

[instrumental intro]

Yeah!

[Verse 1]
Melvin worked at the Tromaville gym
90-pound weakling who got pushed around
They dressed him up in a pink tutu
They beat him up, and they threw him down

He landed in a barrel of waste
Toxic chemicals ate his face
Mutating, energized by Tromatons
This Jersey hero's gonna clean up the place

Yeah!

[Chorus]
TOXIC!
AVENGER!
TOXIC!
AVENGER!

[Verse 2]
He's a hideously deformed monster hero
Of superhuman size and strength
Crusader for good, enemy of evil
With his mighty mop he'll never stop

Truth and justice are his calling card
He's gonna fight crime across the land!
Mess with him and he'll rip you apart
Toxic solution is right at hand

[Chorus]
TOXIC!
AVENGER!
TOXIC!
AVENGER!

TOXIC!
AVENGER!
TOXIC!
AVENGER!

Yeah..in the Cartoon It was aim towards Kids and that Origin had to be Changed Also It had no Arm ripping, Head crushing Thug killing you get the picture

Well Now Our Dear Uncle Lloydie (Lloyd Kaufman) Has made a new Game like TMNT SHredder's Revenge

So Let's Help Uncle Lloydie But THE game and send Killenmoff packing

While they are at it, Let's Demand Games, For Bucky O Hare Street Sharks, Cow Boys of Moo mesa andBiker Mice From Mars