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GojiraCipher — G. F. New Episode Prediction Weirdmageddon part 1
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Weirdmageddon
Blendin Blandin slowly got up. “What happened? And where’s the pretty ladies that nacho promised me?” He then noticed Mabel on the ground, unconscious. “Huh, Mabel?” That’s when he’d noticed the gaping hole in the sky with the nacho laughing maniacally. “I’ve messed up!” Then he got a call on his cellphone. “Hello?”
“DID YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH A CYCLOPS PYRAMID!?” shouted the person on the other end, Time Baby.
“Yyyyyyes.”
“…….. I’m just gonna go now.” Time Baby said, with a tone that Blendin would have never imagine coming from his overlord, fear.
He then noticed Mabel floating up into the sky. “Ohhhh this is bad! I gotta get out of here.”
Blendin activated his time machine and teleported out.
Bill watched as the nightmare demons spread chaos throughout Gravity Falls. “Yes, time is dead and meaning has no meaning!” Mabel floated up to the beast. “Well well, if it isn’t the biggest ‘Shooting Star’ of the show.”
Mabel slowly opened her eyes and screamed. “Bill!”
Bill grabbed Mabel’s hand and shook it violently. “You’ve helped me open the gates between our worlds. I’m so glad your brother never told you about that snow globe!”
Mabel heart raced as her mind tried to comprehend what was happening.
“Trying to make sense of things? Too late!” Bill’s single eye turned into a mouth and swallowed Mabel whole. He continued to laugh as the shooting star symbol appeared in his eye. “One down, nine more to go.”
“Will you follow me?” Ford asked Dipper.
“To the ends of the Earth.”
“Good, because that’s where we’re going.”
“Hold it right there!” Grunkle Stan ran out of the shack. “I was just about to watch T.V. and drink soda, then that happened and now the goat’s 15 feet tall! Which I ran like a coward after that.” Stan pointed at the portal. “Please tell me this has nothing to do with me opening that portal.”
“Wellllll.”
“Whatever it is, I want in on saving the world!”
“Oh no!” Ford said sternly. “Dipper and I are doing this alone.”
“Oh really?” Stan poked at Ford. “This one time you want someone to help you, you choose a kid over me?”
“Grunkle Stan?!” Dipper spoke, feeling hurt.
“I didn’t mean it like that, Dipper. You’re too young to go risk your life.”
“Now hold it-”
“No, you listen to me!” Both Ford and Stan glared at each other eye to eye. “You can’t just have Dipper randomly following you! He’s 12.”
“I have you know that Dipper have been excellent help to me! He even agreed to stay in Gravity Falls to be my apprentice!”
Stan froze when Ford said those words. “He … you…” Stan turned to Dipper. “What is he saying? You can’t stay here, think of your …….” Stan looked around, worried. “Where’s Mabel.”
“Right here!” Out from the ground came two stone hands that grabbed the original Mystery Twins.
“Grunkle Stan! Uncle Ford!”
The hands carried them all the way to Bill Cipher. “See, you did help keep your end of the bargain.” laughed Bill. “Here, I’ll take you to Mabel right now.”
“You monster!”
Stan gasped. “The triangle on money is evil? Everything I know is a lie!”
Bill devoured Stanley and the Crest appeared in his pupil. “And here I thought you two will make up. Wah wah waaaaah.”
“Stanley!” Ford called out before Bill devoured him to.
“Yes …. YES!” The six fingered symbol appeared in his pupil. “Me’re Winner!”
Tyler, with the citizens behind him, shouted at Bill. “As mayor, I strongly urge you to get-get on out of here.”
Bill’s pupils shrank. “What words. I …. I … no one ever spoke to me those soft words ….. and LIVE!”
The citizens ran off, but then one of Bill’s hand grabbed a hold of Pacifica.
“No, let me go you stupid triangle!” Pacifica tried punching her way out as the hand lifted her up, but then Mr. and Mrs. Northwest jumped onto the hand.
“No one! No one takes a Northwest, no. My daughter!”
Pacifica’s eyes lit up. “Mom …. Dad ….”
“Meh, I’m not in the mood for a sappy moment.” Bill electrocuted the Northwests off and devoured Pacifica.
“And there goes Nature’s Strongest Warrior.” Then the portal spewed out hundreds of nightmare monsters. “Fly my pretties, fly! …. And spread the word about how that old movie is overrated. You’ll love their responses.”
“Go help your friends. I’ll be alright.” Soos’s now red chair grandmother said.
Soos pecked her on the cheek. “I’m on it!” Soos ran out of the house randomly shouting battle cries. That is until he ran into a horde of monsters blocking his way. “Uhhhh, sup dudes?”
“Oh no! The nachos tricked me!” Dipper struggled in a net while holding a tray of nachos. “Why do I keep messing up?!”
“Dipper?”
Dipper looked down to see Wendy, who by the looks of it was fighting against the invasion.
“Wendy! You’re O.K.!” Wendy cut him loose and the boy embraced her with a hug. “Wendy. That’s Bill Cipher! Up there!”
“I guessed that.”
The two ran outside to see a ragtag team of muscular men, and Wendy’s family. “We’ve been kicking major butt, but I doubt we’ll last.” Wendy looked down at Dipper, holding Journal #3. “Also, I got this for you.” Wendy handed Dipper his hat.
“Thanks, Wendy.” Dipper put it in, still depressed.
“Dipper, where’s your family?” Wendy looked at Dipper sighing to himself.
“Bill, he opened this portal through Mabel and now … she and both my Grunkles got captured by him.” Dipper clenched his arm. “If only I hadn’t agreed to be Ford’s assistant. None of this would have happened.”
Wendy looked at the boy with sympathy. “This summer, I’ve seen some amazing things. But nothing as amazing as you and your sister.” Wendy placed her hand on his shoulder. “She’s a fighter, and you’re the brains. You two are unstoppable.”
Then some lasers were shot around them.
“Come on, let’s go save your family!” The two hopped in a car and drove off.
“Bill, I’m coming for …. Wendy, you don’t have a license.”
Wendy smirked at the boy. “Listen here. Me plus the end of the world equals no rules.”
“But you don’t follow the rules.”
“Your point?”
“Thanks for saving me in the nick of time, bro.” Soos said inside a giant robot zapping all the flying eyeballs.
“Why your welcome, Soos.” A chair in front of the controls turned around to show McGucket. “Since the last end time was a no show. I’ve been workin on this here secret weapon when it finally shows up.” McGucket turned around and shot three missiles at a bat and lawyer hybrid. “Now to reign supreme on all my enemies! We he he he!”
“Let’s do this!” Gideon said with excitement as he rides on Bill’s arm. “Once you’ve taken over this world, Gravity Falls shall be mine!” He began laughing maniacally. “Bow before me. BOW BEFORE ME!!”
Then Bill ate him and the Cyclops Star appeared on his pupil. “He’s a psycho. Psychos are good vitamins for me.”
“Yo Dipper, Wendy!” Soos and McGucket poked their heads out of the robot as it runs with the ragtag team. “Just makin sure it was you two. But aren’t you too young to drive, Wendy?”
Wendy ran over a few zombies. “How many points, Dipper? How many?”
Bill Cipher looked down at the army. “What this? A ragtag team of misfits with explosions around them? I’m Dooooooom!”
“Spell check, you’re doom.” Bill laughed around the beaten army and melts the Northwest Statue. “F.Y.I. I helped that cow pie digger get rich.”
“Noooooo!” shouted Preston in the background.
Bill then sent a shock wave that caused Dipper to tumble into a tree, dropping journal #3.
“Well Pine Tree. Looks like you lost.” Bill laughed as the Question Mark and Glasses appeared in his pupils.
Dipper got up and looked through the journal for answers.
“Don’t think that thing will help you.” Bill laughed. “You know it’s funny. All this started with Good ol Sixer and his dumb brother. He wanted to achieve his dreams and yet that Crest Fez pulled him back. Which led him all the way to Gravity Falls; where he met me, build the portal that he got sucked in, which allowed Crest Fez to own that shack and to get that portal open up.” Bill looked at Dipper with evil joy. “And the same exact thing was happening with you and Shooting Star.”
Dipper stood up, but Wendy covered him. “Dipper, run!”
“No, Wendy! You’ll-”
“Join me, Ice Bag!” Bill caught Wendy and carried her up to him. “Say goodbye to your first and only crush, Pine Tree.”
“Bill!” shouted Dipper. “Don’t you dare eat her!”
Bill laughed. “Relax, I’m not gonna eat her.” Then the Bill Cipher wheel appeared, with the faces of the ones who represent a symbol.
Grunkle Stan as Crest Fez. Gideon as Cyclops Eye, Ford as Six Hands, Pacifica as Llama, Robbie as Stitched Heart, McGucket as Glasses, Soos as Question Mark, and Mabel as Shooting Star.
“They’re still alive, and will live forever. Except Ford here, I’ll let him die when he’s 92. He’ll have a heart attack when he sees my artwork for this world.” Bill turned the wheel and showed Wendy the Ice Bag. “Now to just put you here and wait oh I almost forgot.” Bill looked at Wendy with his glowing red eyes. “You’re not Ice Bag. You’re just a Red Herring.”
“B-Bill!?” shouted Dipper as Wendy was hypnotically caught in Bill’s eyes.
“And I don’t see a Red Herring on here.” Then a green mist flew into Wendy’s eyes. Wendy sweated in fear as her body was turning to stone.
“Dipper!” she cried out as the stone reached her neck. “Don’t give up! And … and!”
And that was it, Wendy had become stone solid.
“No….” Dipper watched silently as Bill threw Wendy to the ground, shattering her to pieces. Dipper stared at the stone pieces, tears running down his face. “Wendy! You can’t die! You had your whole life ahead of you!”
“Hey Pinetree.” Dipper soaked eyes looked up at a cheerful Bill. “Does this make me ….an ice burg.”
Rage, rage filled the boy’s heart. “Bill ….. Bill Cipher!” Dipper clenched the journal in his hand and ran right towards Bill. “Biiiiilll! Biiiiiiiiillllllll!”
Bill rubbed his hands in joy. “Oh boy! You’re going to just randomly punch me out of anger without thinking. This is going to be adorable.” Bill floated down to the melted statue to let Dipper climb right up to jump at the demon.
But the demon’s eye caught something odd about Dipper’s hand at the last second. A golden glow surrounds his fist and his pupil shook violently. “Wait, WAIT!”
The punch made contact and Bill tumbled into the air. He felt his eye and looked around. There was no sign of Dipper anywhere. “Oh no, oh no!” Bill floated around and looked at the Pine Tree symbol on the wheel glowing. “Relax Billy. He’s still in my head, it still counts when I’m complete. All I have to do is get the real Ice Bag before he does something he’ll regret.” Bill looked around the flaming town of Gravity Falls. “Ice Bag must have left to his own time period. No biggy. That time period is melting apart. He’ll come right back here since he can’t go back farther in time than this point, just like the Big Book of Me Ruling says.”
Bill ordered the monsters to search around Gravity Falls.
“He’ll be back and-”
Then multiple of missiles struck the monsters around Bill.
“WHAT?!”
Bill looked forward to see a large army with unimaginable weapons. His single eye then caught the main ship and a certain passenger.
“ICE BAG!”
Blendin Blandin stood proud facing the demon. “That’s the last time I’ll ever make a deal with you.”
“And with me.” Time Baby then appeared from a large door. “It’s been a while, Bill Cipher!”
“Time Baby…..”
Time Baby floated up to Bill Cipher. “Now to finish what we’ve started before time began!”
End
A/N: (If this gave you the feelz, you might want to calm down before reading this.)
I can’t believe it. Gravity Falls is about to end. For anyone wondering, there are still a few episodes left after Weirdmageddon. Just look at the remaining end cards. There are also plans for a movie last I heard, but I don’t know if that’s still the case.
Unless this is some hour-long episode, I’m guessing that the final battle will be a multi-parter. Just make sense since there’s still so much left unanswered.
And about Wendy’s death; I’ve seen a few videos about Wendy not being Ice Bag, real good ones. But I myself have a feeling that Wendy may not make it. It’s just a hunch, no evidence to back it up (I don’t even want her to die). But let me remind you of another tweet from Alex Hirsch.
‘I’m gonna get drunk and try to draw the Rugrats from memory’
……. Sorry, wrong one.
‘At least one character will not survive the season. Buckle up’
‘At least one’ does not mean ‘only one’ ….. Oh God he also says ‘Buckle Up’ and Wendy was driving in the trailer!
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Wait wait, what do you mean 'added a bit more'? If you're planning on releasing a direct copy of this along with your added ship, forget about it. You should know there are rules against that.
And also, Author-chan?
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NO, NOT MY WAI-I mean third favorite character!
Plus, I have a feeling Blendin won't be represented on the wheel but instead help the twins save the day by bringing a Ganmen from the Gurren Lagann universe for them to pilot!
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Ha.
It's the final showdown and we still don't know a thing about what the wheel is for. Probably for Bill's phase 2, but nothing more besides who represents most of the symbols.
I no longer thing Wendy will die after watching it, buuuuuuuut ...... no no. I won't say anymore.
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Wow.... this is really good! I like this! I also came up with a similar theory with Bill gathering/absorbing all the people from the Cipher Wheel. Nice!
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