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Chapter 2
SPOILERS TO STEVEN BOMB 4
Ruby and Sapphire
Know Your Stars. Know Your Stars. Know Your Stars.
Ruby and Sapphire sat together in the same chair, looking rather annoyed.
“Ruby and Sapphire.” The announcer spoke. “They are going to be censored forever.”
“What?!” shouted Ruby, steaming up. “By who? 4kids?”
“No, by Sapphire herself.”
“Sapphire?!” Ruby looked at her soulmate with hurt eyes.
“Ruby, remember what he said when we were Garnet?” Sapphire spoke calmly. “Don’t let him deceit you.”
“Sapphire. Ruby doesn’t deserve you.”
“She does deserve me!” shouted Ruby.
“Oh what’s this? Speaking for her? How controlling.”
Ruby gasped. “No! I mean I-”
“Ruby. She abuses Sapphire.”
“I would never! But I’ll abuse you!”
“Ruby. She wants to keep me quiet because I know she’s abusing Sapphire.”
“Ruby…” Steven Universe spoke in a hurt voice. “Do you really abuse Sapphire?”
“Steven!” Sapphire and Ruby gasped. “He’s lying again!”
Ruby furiously looked around. “Where are you hiding?!”
“Sorry, only Rose Quartz figured that out.”
“What!?” Steven asked in shock.
“Don’t worry. I’ll get to you again.”
“Show yourself!”
Jasper
Know Your Stars. Know Your Stars. Know Your Stars.
Jasper looked around the room. “Where am I, and who said that?!”
“Jasper.”
“Huh?”
“She’s in love with Lapis Lazuli.”
“Whaaaaat!?” Jasper kicked her chair away. “She’s just as much of a traitor as those Crystal Gems! She also had me prisoner!”
“Jasper. She wanna marry Lapis because of Stockholm Syndrome.”
“What does that mean?!”
“Jasper.”
“Stop saying my name!”
“She could use some water.”
Jasper spin-dashed around the room. “Where are you hiding?!”
“Why not ask Rose Quartz? I think she’s still in that weak form.”
Jasper stopped herself. “Right, now where’s…”
“Jasper!” Lapis Lazuli showed up and captured Jasper with a giant aquatic hand.
“Jasper. She gets beat up by crazy cat ladies easily.”
“Rrrraaaaah!”
Lapis Lazuli
Know Your Stars. Know Your Stars. Know Your Stars.
Lapis Lazuli looked up as she holds Jasper down.
“Lapis Lazuli”
“Not you again!”
“Cartoon Network went and messed up big time for her.”
“What? What do you mean?”
“Lapis Lazuli. She’s not going to get an answer. Byyyyye.”
“Wait, come back!” Lapis tried reaching out, but almost lost control over Jasper.
Blue Diamond
Know Your Stars. Know Your Stars. Know Your Stars.
Blue Diamond waved with her blue Pearl beside her.
“Blue Diamond. She was only in that one flashback so I’ll just say that she smells like peanut butter.”
Blue Diamond was about to speak, but then a pile of peanut butter dropped on her.
Yellow Diamond
Yellow Diamond looked unamused as she stood in the room.
“Yellow Diamond. She’s a clod.”
Yellow Diamond frowned greatly, but was then covered by a flash.
“Took a picture of you. Now no human will take your face seriously after they turn it into a meme.”
“What?!” shouted Yellow Diamond in all her anger. “What do you mean ‘meme’? I demand you tell me this instant!”
“Bye!”
“No! You organic lifeform! Tell me! I am a Gem! The most superior race in all of-”
“Cut!”
Peridot the Crystal Gem
Know Your Stars. Know Your Stars. Know Your Stars.
The smallest and newest member of the Crystal Gem sat nervously.
“Periodot. She’s going crazy!”
“Yes I am!” Periodot took out a tape recorder and replayed ‘clod’ over and over.
“Peridot. She’s thinking about what Yellow Diamond will do to her for her betrayal.”
Peridot yelled and hid under the chair, while replaying ‘Traitor’.
“Peridot. She had no idea that Yellow Diamond was just here.”
“WHAT!?” Peridot ran and latched onto the camera, causing it to tip over. “HIDE ME!”
“Peridot ……. Yellow Diamond! Peridot is right here!”
“Where is that insignificant Peridot!?”
“AAAAAAHHHH!” Peridot ran off as Yellow Diamond stormed after her.
“Peridot. Has been confirmed as a janitor, and also a kitty.”
Steven Universe again
Know Your Stars. Know Your Stars. Know Your Stars.
Steven Universe sat there, covering his ear. “La la la! I can’t hear your lie!”
“Good thing I still have this T.V.”
A T.V. lowered and Steven shields his eyes.
“This one’s about your mom.”
Steven opened his eye to see a video of Rose Quart.
“She blasted me after that last ‘Know Your Stars’.”
“Woooooh.” Steven said in aww. “Wait, shouldn’t she still be part of me?”
“Steven Universe. His mother divorced his dad.”
“WHAT?!”
“Steven Universe. His mother left him alone with a single dad as she runs off with another man.”
“That’s not true! That’s not true!”
“Steven Universe. “Everything he heard about his mother is a lie.”
“La la la la la!”
“Steven Universe! He made Peridot a traitor and now Yellow Diamond has her.”
“Nooooo!”
“Steven Universe. I’m his favorite person.”
Garnet
Know Your Stars. Know Your Stars. Know Your Stars.
The first version of Garnet waddled to the chair.
“Garnet. Rainbow means no more flood, not your whiny pride.”
“I don’t get it?”
“Good!” The announcer chuckled. “Oh I hope I get lots of angry comments after this. I didn’t get any for Christmas.”
End of Chapter
“NOT SO FAST!”
“Connie!? How’d you get here?! And when did you get that sword?”
“I’m here to avenge Steven, and maybe Garnet.”
“Take it easy with that ow ow ouch! Nononononono Eouch! Back I say, Back! Aaaaah!”
“And that’s as much I can get away with for K+”
“Connie. She broke the fourth wall. OW!”
A/N: I have nothing against homosexuals. That bit with Garnet was meant for comedy only. Please do not make a fuss about it.
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Hey, mr. Announcer dude! Eat this!
* Throws a cup of hot coffee at the Announcer's face and drives off*
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