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Your name is LOVINO VARGAS

I grumbled as I walked to ______'s room. God, that stupid potato bastardo was with my brother again! HE SHOULD JUST GO AND DATE SOME OTHER ASSHOLE'S BROTHER! SERIOUSLY. I opened the door to her room and peeked in. _____ never looked more distressed in her whole life.

I, being the greatest friend she has ever had, sat down next to her on the bed. "What's wrong?" I wanted to say, but instead I said "What the fuck is wrong this time?" God damn it. She turned to me with restless eyes and grabbed me by my shoulders "Ice cubes float in their own blood."

"What-"

"THEY. FUCKING. FLOAT. IN. THEIR. OWN. BLOOD."

I stayed quiet and looked at her computer's screen. Good God, she was on tumblr again. I stood up, leaving ______ for a bit, and scrolled down. I saw 2 gray skinned 'things' with horns. 1 was holding up a finger to his mouth and... patting the other's face. The other had purple paint or scars on his face and clown makeup(?). There was text in the background saying 'SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHH'.

I sat back on the bed and made _______ sit up straight. I felt heat rush up to my face as I started patting her face and putting my finger on my lips, making 'shhhh' sounds.

______ seemed to calm down. After a while of 'shooshing' she finally calmed down. She looked at her computer's screen for a bit.

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Her head shot up and she stared at me "Did you just...?" She pointed at the computer screen

"Touch you computer, yes. Did the thing those 2.... things were doing to you, yes." I replied

_______ then smiled like an idiot and hugged me. "You shoosh-papped me! And those aren't 'things', they're trolls."

I just blushed as she hugged me

"Looks like you're the Karkat to my Gamzee now..." She said "....'cept that Gamzee only has pale feelings for Karkat."

"I will never understand you and your obsession with these things."

"That's because you've never read Homestuck." She smiled "...I have a question."

"Hm?"

"....D-do you want to be my matesprit?"

"You know I don't fucking understand what the fuck that means, right?"

"A-ah, sorry. Matesprit as in boyfriend..?" She said "....Or girlfriend, if you prefer." She laughed

"Hey!" I blushed "....W-well.. Yes. I'll be your... Matesprit."

______ grinned and pinned me down the bed "Lovino, do you know what 'pailing' means?"

"N-no."

She bent down and whispered in my ear "How about I show you now?"

Let's just say, I had a real pleasurable night.

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Your name is LOVINO VARGAS

I grumbled as I walked to ______'s room. God, that stupid potato bastardo was with my brother again! HE SHOULD JUST GO AND DATE SOME OTHER ASSHOLE'S BROTHER! SERIOUSLY. I opened the door to her room and peeked in. _____ never looked more distressed in her whole life.

I, being the greatest friend she has ever had, sat down next to her on the bed. "What's wrong?" I wanted to say, but instead I said "What the fuck is wrong this time?" God damn it. She turned to me with restless eyes and grabbed me by my shoulders "Ice cubes float in their own blood."

"What-"

"THEY. FUCKING. FLOAT. IN. THEIR. OWN. BLOOD."

I stayed quiet and looked at her computer's screen. Good God, she was on tumblr again. I stood up, leaving ______ for a bit, and scrolled down. I saw 2 gray skinned 'things' with horns. 1 was holding up a finger to his mouth and... patting the other's face. The other had purple paint or scars on his face and clown makeup(?). There was text in the background saying 'SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHH'.

I sat back on the bed and made _______ sit up straight. I felt heat rush up to my face as I started patting her face and putting my finger on my lips, making 'shhhh' sounds.

______ seemed to calm down. After a while of 'shooshing' she finally calmed down. She looked at her computer's screen for a bit.

.

.

.

Her head shot up and she stared at me "Did you just...?" She pointed at the computer screen

"Touch you computer, yes. Did the thing those 2.... things were doing to you, yes." I replied

_______ then smiled like an idiot and hugged me. "You shoosh-papped me! And those aren't 'things', they're trolls."

I just blushed as she hugged me

"Looks like you're the Karkat to my Gamzee now..." She said "....'cept that Gamzee only has pale feelings for Karkat."

"I will never understand you and your obsession with these things."

"That's because you've never read Homestuck." She smiled "...I have a question."

"Hm?"

"....D-do you want to be my matesprit?"

"You know I don't fucking understand what the fuck that means, right?"

"A-ah, sorry. Matesprit as in boyfriend..?" She said "....Or girlfriend, if you prefer." She laughed

"Hey!" I blushed "....W-well.. Yes. I'll be your... Matesprit."

______ grinned and pinned me down the bed "Lovino, do you know what 'pailing' means?"

"N-no."

She bent down and whispered in my ear "How about I show you now?"

Let's just say, I had a real pleasurable night.