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This is a non-profit parody based on TFS' original Two and a Half Saiyans minisodes also Kishinpin parodies too. Dragon Ball Franchise is owened by Akira Toriyama, Toei, Shueisha and whatnot, the micros are provided by www.deviantart.com/joey-cola , please support the official release.

Narator (me): "Only a year after Cabba's divorce with Kelfa/Caulifla and Kale, Vegeta hooked up Kale with Broly in an effort to repopulate the Saiyan race in Universe 7, the two likeminded Legendary Super Saiyans got along well."

Kale: "So, Broly was it?"

Broly: "Uh-huh"

Kale: "Um... right, what's your story Broly? You look like you went through allot"

Broly: "Broly born to vengeful Saiyan Paragus, Paragus made Broly into weapon to kill Vegeta but Broly hated Kakarot more, Broly went berserk seeing Kakarot, Paragus tried escape in spacepod but angry Broly threw Paragus into outerspace. Kakarot almost killed Broly but Broly fell into savage planet and suffered a head trauma. Next day Broly woke up with shock-collar and father Paragus who survived too, Paragus put a shock-collar on Broly and controlled him again into killing Vegeta. Broly and Paragus found on planet Vampa by evil spacemen, only two friends to give Broly company. Broly and Paragus dropped off on Earth to fight Kakarot and Vegeta on Earth but Kakarot and Vegeta overpower Broly, evil space lizard kill Broly's papa for good and enrage Broly again, angry Broly defeated by Kakarot and Vegeta fusion, saved by a wishing Dragon in the end. Kakarot and Vegeta bring Broly to control his power on Thin-man and his pet pussy's planet."

Kale: "Wow Broly, that's such a tragic story but you don't have to worry, you're safe here with me. Wait, you said Goku, err, Kakarot and Vegeta fused, right? You met Vegito"

Broly: "Broly thank Kale for concern, Broly don't know who this Vegito is but he sounds like Gogeta, who Broly fought"

Kale: "Duly noted 😏"

Broly: "Broly doesn't understand..."

Kale: "In a moment you will"

(Que DBZA intro)

Broly: "Kakarot and Vegeta told Broly about Kale too, Kale has Berserk power like Broly too?!

Kale: "Yes my sweet friend, I fought Goku too in Tournament of Power and Goku pushed me into going Berserk too"

Broly: "And what did Kale do to Kakarot?"

Kale: "Let's just say that I beat Goku with an inch of his life before Goku got the upper hand."

Broly: "...That sounds hot! Broly like Kale"

Kale: "Why thank you Broly 😏 Hey, lets watch this movie together, I'm sure you'll like it Broly"

Broly: "Mo...vie? Broly wanna see this, mo-vie"

(an hour later- movie monster scares Kale)

Kale: "Eeek! Vegeta said this is a romcom, I'm too scared of horror movies! (snuggles closely to Broly)"

Broly: "This supposed to be scary? Broly saw worse on Vampa, monster bugs"

Kale: "Well at least I got you give me some comfort Broly"

Broly: "Broly really likes Kale, Kale make Broly happy too"

Kale: "Aw, you're such a gentle giant teddybear Broly, I'm happy Vegeta (looks at Broly's gentle eyes) introduced... us..."

(Kale kisses Broly)

Broly: "Broly doesn't unserstand what just happened but Broly likey!"

(Broly and Kale proceed to make out passionatelly)

Kale: (Horny and riled up) "... let's take our clothes off"

Broly: "OK (takes off his clothes except for Ba's furpelt)

Kale: "Hey, I said to take all our clothes off Broly..."

Broly: "NO! BA'S PELT STAYS ON!"

Kale: "OK geez!"

Broly: "BROLY SMASH!"

(The narrator: "Kale and Broly proceed to have intimate night of passionate fornication and go round after round, breaking bed as they go through each stage of their transformations)

Broly: "OMEGAAA"

Kale: "That's it you big brute, give momma Kale some sweet Saiyan love!"

Broly: "BLASTER!!!"

Kale: "OH YES BABY GIVE IT YOUR ALL! (panting) Oh wow, this was amazing Broly..."

Broly: (panting) "Broly agrees"

Kale: "Since we got to know each other especially intimately, I've been meaning to ask Broly, will you move in with me?"

Broly: "Kale has home to stay at?"

Kale: "Yes Broly, I can provide you with a real home to live in, we can be together forever"

Broly: "Broly likes what he hears, Broly finally found love outside of caretaker Chille"

Kale: "I'm happy Broly that you want to stay, but there's one itsy bitsy thing you should know.."

Broly: "???"

Kale: "Broly, we just made a baby together so I'll have to educate you proper grammer, good thing my mother is a school teacher"

Broly: "... Broly needs to talk with friends Goku and Vegeta..."

(One call on Whis staff later)

Goku: "Oh hey Broly, how was your date with Kale?"

Broly: "Kakarot! Sex makes babies!"

Goku: "Y-yeah, I learned that a second time with Chi-Chi..."

Broly: "Kakarot! Broly want to talk with Vegeta NOW!"

Vegeta: "I'm here you big dolt, what's up?"

Broly: "Broly don't know how to raise kids, Broly is a kid inside Vegeta!"

Vegeta: "WHIS! Anime glasses, now!"

Whis: "Here you go Vegeta"

Vegeta: (pushes his anime glasses) "So my masterplan worked I see, HAHAHAHA"

Broly: "Broly confused, why Vegeta laughing?!!"

Vegeta: "Ha ha ha ha, you and Kale are too are two peas of a pod Universes apart so I hooked you up you big oaf, Saiyan race needs to continiue on with legacy, be proud of yourself for knocking up Kale"

Broly: "VE-GE-TAAAH!!!"

(Calls ends)

Kale: "What's wrong Broly, you look upset"

Broly: "Its nothing, Broly upset Vegeta tricked Broly into bed-time sparring"

Kale: "My dear, what else did you expect? When two Saiyans like each other very much, they make a family"

Broly: "Broly understand, papa Paragus would be proud"

Kale: "I'm sure he is Broly, I'm sure he is..."

(Paragus spirit looks proudly over Broly)

Narrator: "After 9 months Broly and Kales son was born and Kale named him Brocc, Broly himself learned proper grammer and never felt happier in his life. Few years pass and Brocc grows up into a fine and very powerful Saiyan"

(Broly gets a letter about King Sadalas recruitment of all 16yo saiyan teens)

Broly: "Hey Kale?"

Kale: (Cleaning dishes) "Yes dear?"

Broly: "What's this about saiyan teens being recruited into the army?"

Kale: "Yeah, about that..."

(Que DBZA Outro)

Description
This is a non-profit parody based on TFS' original Two and a Half Saiyans minisodes also Kishinpin parodies too. Dragon Ball Franchise is owened by Akira Toriyama, Toei, Shueisha and whatnot, the micros are provided by www.deviantart.com/joey-cola , please support the official release.

Narator (me): "Only a year after Cabba's divorce with Kelfa/Caulifla and Kale, Vegeta hooked up Kale with Broly in an effort to repopulate the Saiyan race in Universe 7, the two likeminded Legendary Super Saiyans got along well."

Kale: "So, Broly was it?"

Broly: "Uh-huh"

Kale: "Um... right, what's your story Broly? You look like you went through allot"

Broly: "Broly born to vengeful Saiyan Paragus, Paragus made Broly into weapon to kill Vegeta but Broly hated Kakarot more, Broly went berserk seeing Kakarot, Paragus tried escape in spacepod but angry Broly threw Paragus into outerspace. Kakarot almost killed Broly but Broly fell into savage planet and suffered a head trauma. Next day Broly woke up with shock-collar and father Paragus who survived too, Paragus put a shock-collar on Broly and controlled him again into killing Vegeta. Broly and Paragus found on planet Vampa by evil spacemen, only two friends to give Broly company. Broly and Paragus dropped off on Earth to fight Kakarot and Vegeta on Earth but Kakarot and Vegeta overpower Broly, evil space lizard kill Broly's papa for good and enrage Broly again, angry Broly defeated by Kakarot and Vegeta fusion, saved by a wishing Dragon in the end. Kakarot and Vegeta bring Broly to control his power on Thin-man and his pet pussy's planet."

Kale: "Wow Broly, that's such a tragic story but you don't have to worry, you're safe here with me. Wait, you said Goku, err, Kakarot and Vegeta fused, right? You met Vegito"

Broly: "Broly thank Kale for concern, Broly don't know who this Vegito is but he sounds like Gogeta, who Broly fought"

Kale: "Duly noted 😏"

Broly: "Broly doesn't understand..."

Kale: "In a moment you will"

(Que DBZA intro)

Broly: "Kakarot and Vegeta told Broly about Kale too, Kale has Berserk power like Broly too?!

Kale: "Yes my sweet friend, I fought Goku too in Tournament of Power and Goku pushed me into going Berserk too"

Broly: "And what did Kale do to Kakarot?"

Kale: "Let's just say that I beat Goku with an inch of his life before Goku got the upper hand."

Broly: "...That sounds hot! Broly like Kale"

Kale: "Why thank you Broly 😏 Hey, lets watch this movie together, I'm sure you'll like it Broly"

Broly: "Mo...vie? Broly wanna see this, mo-vie"

(an hour later- movie monster scares Kale)

Kale: "Eeek! Vegeta said this is a romcom, I'm too scared of horror movies! (snuggles closely to Broly)"

Broly: "This supposed to be scary? Broly saw worse on Vampa, monster bugs"

Kale: "Well at least I got you give me some comfort Broly"

Broly: "Broly really likes Kale, Kale make Broly happy too"

Kale: "Aw, you're such a gentle giant teddybear Broly, I'm happy Vegeta (looks at Broly's gentle eyes) introduced... us..."

(Kale kisses Broly)

Broly: "Broly doesn't unserstand what just happened but Broly likey!"

(Broly and Kale proceed to make out passionatelly)

Kale: (Horny and riled up) "... let's take our clothes off"

Broly: "OK (takes off his clothes except for Ba's furpelt)

Kale: "Hey, I said to take all our clothes off Broly..."

Broly: "NO! BA'S PELT STAYS ON!"

Kale: "OK geez!"

Broly: "BROLY SMASH!"

(The narrator: "Kale and Broly proceed to have intimate night of passionate fornication and go round after round, breaking bed as they go through each stage of their transformations)

Broly: "OMEGAAA"

Kale: "That's it you big brute, give momma Kale some sweet Saiyan love!"

Broly: "BLASTER!!!"

Kale: "OH YES BABY GIVE IT YOUR ALL! (panting) Oh wow, this was amazing Broly..."

Broly: (panting) "Broly agrees"

Kale: "Since we got to know each other especially intimately, I've been meaning to ask Broly, will you move in with me?"

Broly: "Kale has home to stay at?"

Kale: "Yes Broly, I can provide you with a real home to live in, we can be together forever"

Broly: "Broly likes what he hears, Broly finally found love outside of caretaker Chille"

Kale: "I'm happy Broly that you want to stay, but there's one itsy bitsy thing you should know.."

Broly: "???"

Kale: "Broly, we just made a baby together so I'll have to educate you proper grammer, good thing my mother is a school teacher"

Broly: "... Broly needs to talk with friends Goku and Vegeta..."

(One call on Whis staff later)

Goku: "Oh hey Broly, how was your date with Kale?"

Broly: "Kakarot! Sex makes babies!"

Goku: "Y-yeah, I learned that a second time with Chi-Chi..."

Broly: "Kakarot! Broly want to talk with Vegeta NOW!"

Vegeta: "I'm here you big dolt, what's up?"

Broly: "Broly don't know how to raise kids, Broly is a kid inside Vegeta!"

Vegeta: "WHIS! Anime glasses, now!"

Whis: "Here you go Vegeta"

Vegeta: (pushes his anime glasses) "So my masterplan worked I see, HAHAHAHA"

Broly: "Broly confused, why Vegeta laughing?!!"

Vegeta: "Ha ha ha ha, you and Kale are too are two peas of a pod Universes apart so I hooked you up you big oaf, Saiyan race needs to continiue on with legacy, be proud of yourself for knocking up Kale"

Broly: "VE-GE-TAAAH!!!"

(Calls ends)

Kale: "What's wrong Broly, you look upset"

Broly: "Its nothing, Broly upset Vegeta tricked Broly into bed-time sparring"

Kale: "My dear, what else did you expect? When two Saiyans like each other very much, they make a family"

Broly: "Broly understand, papa Paragus would be proud"

Kale: "I'm sure he is Broly, I'm sure he is..."

(Paragus spirit looks proudly over Broly)

Narrator: "After 9 months Broly and Kales son was born and Kale named him Brocc, Broly himself learned proper grammer and never felt happier in his life. Few years pass and Brocc grows up into a fine and very powerful Saiyan"

(Broly gets a letter about King Sadalas recruitment of all 16yo saiyan teens)

Broly: "Hey Kale?"

Kale: (Cleaning dishes) "Yes dear?"

Broly: "What's this about saiyan teens being recruited into the army?"

Kale: "Yeah, about that..."

(Que DBZA Outro)