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This is a non-profit parody based on TFS' original Two and a Half Saiyans minisodes also Kishinpin parodies too. Dragon Ball Franchise is owened by Akira Toriyama, Toei, Shueisha and whatnot, the micros are provided by www.deviantart.com/joey-cola , please support the official release.

Narator (me): "After the events of Tournament of Power, Caulifla was pissed that Cabba couldn't do jack shit in ToP so she convinced their Kai's to give them a pair of extra Potara's to fuse and train in case the Omniking decides to make another Tournament of Power outta f*cking nowhere but little do U6 Kai's know, Caulifla's real motifs are less noble, you'll find out exactly why..."

(Caulifla fuses with Cale into Kefla and barge in on Cabba's house)
Kefla: "YOU F*CKING WEAKLING!"
Cabba: "What the f*ck?!! Kefla???"
Kefla: "Yeah it's me you dipshit, how come two girls last longer in a fighting tournament then a f*cking Saiyan Elite? You're a disgrace to entire Saiyan race, get your weak ass here you simp!"
Cabba: "EXCUSE ME? I held my own"
Kefla: "STFU simp, you lost to off-brand Frost dressed in gold, I'm going to bring you into shape you little twink!"
Cabba: "Father, mother, PLEASE HELP ME!"
Cabba's parents: "She has a point son, you're on your own and don't come back home till you become the Saiyan of the house!"
Cabba: "Kami have mercy!"
Kefla: "I'll show you NO mercy you cuck! Now fight back!"
Cabba: "Fine! (powers up to SSJ2)
Kefla: "You call that Super Saiyan Power? PATHETIC! Even my base form is enough to kick your sorry twink ass!"
Cabba: "Firstly, no fair, you're a fusion and secondly speaking of which how dare you call me a "twink" when your fusee's are literally dating!"
Kefla: "You can talk WHEN I GIVE YOU PERMISSION you worm! Now lick my boots scum!"
Cabba: "Y-yes mistress, as you please"
Kefla: "YES, know your worth, worm now back on your feet and MAN UP! Show mommy Kefla what you can do, twink!
Cabba: "I'M NOT A TWINK!!! (Briefly powers up into SSJ3 and passes out after giving a single blow to Kefla, barely scratching her)
Kefla: "Well twink, looks like you managed to get a single hit on me before passing out but congrats on being the first of us two transform into SSJ3"
Cabba: "Oh piss off! You pushed me over the edge and now I'm all out of stamina!"
Kefla: "That's more like it, ASSERT DOMINANCE YOU TWINK! Show you have balls under that skirt!"
Cabba: "This is NOT a skirt, this is Sadalan war-kilt but I'll show you some dominance! (powers up into SSJ3 again)
Kefla: "Getting rough aren't we? Fine, looks like I'll have to use my SSJ form to teach you a lesson WORM!"
Cabba: "F*CK YOU!"
Kefla: "NO F*CK YOU TWINK!"
Cabba: "I SAID, F*CK YOU!!!"
(SSJ3 Kabba proceeds to lay a pipe on Kefla)
Cabba: "Galic"
Kefla: "Yes!"
Cabba: "CANON"
Kefla: "YESS!"
Cabba: "FIRE!!!"
Kelfa: "Yeeess! Wait, that's it?!! One pump chump and you're done???"
Cabba: "I'm tapped out..."
Kefla: "Hold up, YOU F*CKING ASSHOLE!"
Cabba: "What did I do this time?!!"
Kefla: "You forgot to put on a condom!"
Cabba: "THE F*CKS A CONDOM?!"
Kefla: "Don't play dumb with me Cabba! We have antidepressests here and f*cking Spaceflix, you know damn well what condoms are!"
Cabba: "Well what do you expect me to do woman?"
Kefla: "You'regoing to help us raise our child that's what you cuck!"
Cabba" "... WELP, SORRY! THE KING NEEDS ME BACK ON SADALA, K BYE! (flies away quickly in a spacepod"
Kefla: "OH NO YOU F*CKING DON'T!" (quickly catches up to him in space and retrieves him)

Narrator: "And so Cabba's life of living hell began with raising his child with Caulifla and Kale, paying space-taxes and space childsupport provided to him by earnings he gained from serving his people. Back to Cabba's child with Kefla, they named their daughter Zukki (Zucchini plant) and little to say, their daughter is TOTALLY OVERPOWERED"

Cabba: "This is the worst, having to take care of a brat, dear Kami what came over me?!"
Caulifla: "Will you shut up Cabba, Zukki is trying to sleep and either way you KNOW she'll be recruited into the Sadalan army by the time she's 16 so enjoy what little moments you can while you have a daughter!"
Kale: "Quiet you two, you're both being loud and Zukki needs her nap, isn't that right little Zukkini"
Caulifla: "Aaw, I can't get mad at you Kale, shh, hush little Zukki, get rest"
Cabba: "You know, my dad was right, I DID need to make my own life now that I'm 23 and looks like I got one"
Kale: "Hey speaking of which, did you talk to your parents Cabba about, you know? Having a baby?"
Cabba: "I did Kale, I did and as it turns out, my parents we're planning kicking me out since I had my 18th B-day but didn't have a good reason to bring it up, but now..."
Caulifla: "Yeah, I can see what you mean, my own mom kicked me out when I was only 11, said I was a brat so I can kinda relate. Kale, do you have a place to stay at?"
Kale: "My parents are always working and never home so yeah, Granny Onina would love to be around a grandson"
Cabba: "Well then, what are we waiting for? I'll take out little hunnybun Zukki on my shoulders and-"

(Zukki craps herself into Full Power SSJ form the first time)

Cabba: "Oh Kami IT GOT INTO MY MOUTH!"
(Caulifla and Kale laugh as camera pans out of the view, cut to black)

Description

This is a non-profit parody based on TFS' original Two and a Half Saiyans minisodes also Kishinpin parodies too. Dragon Ball Franchise is owened by Akira Toriyama, Toei, Shueisha and whatnot, the micros are provided by www.deviantart.com/joey-cola , please support the official release.

Narator (me): "After the events of Tournament of Power, Caulifla was pissed that Cabba couldn't do jack shit in ToP so she convinced their Kai's to give them a pair of extra Potara's to fuse and train in case the Omniking decides to make another Tournament of Power outta f*cking nowhere but little do U6 Kai's know, Caulifla's real motifs are less noble, you'll find out exactly why..."

(Caulifla fuses with Cale into Kefla and barge in on Cabba's house)
Kefla: "YOU F*CKING WEAKLING!"
Cabba: "What the f*ck?!! Kefla???"
Kefla: "Yeah it's me you dipshit, how come two girls last longer in a fighting tournament then a f*cking Saiyan Elite? You're a disgrace to entire Saiyan race, get your weak ass here you simp!"
Cabba: "EXCUSE ME? I held my own"
Kefla: "STFU simp, you lost to off-brand Frost dressed in gold, I'm going to bring you into shape you little twink!"
Cabba: "Father, mother, PLEASE HELP ME!"
Cabba's parents: "She has a point son, you're on your own and don't come back home till you become the Saiyan of the house!"
Cabba: "Kami have mercy!"
Kefla: "I'll show you NO mercy you cuck! Now fight back!"
Cabba: "Fine! (powers up to SSJ2)
Kefla: "You call that Super Saiyan Power? PATHETIC! Even my base form is enough to kick your sorry twink ass!"
Cabba: "Firstly, no fair, you're a fusion and secondly speaking of which how dare you call me a "twink" when your fusee's are literally dating!"
Kefla: "You can talk WHEN I GIVE YOU PERMISSION you worm! Now lick my boots scum!"
Cabba: "Y-yes mistress, as you please"
Kefla: "YES, know your worth, worm now back on your feet and MAN UP! Show mommy Kefla what you can do, twink!
Cabba: "I'M NOT A TWINK!!! (Briefly powers up into SSJ3 and passes out after giving a single blow to Kefla, barely scratching her)
Kefla: "Well twink, looks like you managed to get a single hit on me before passing out but congrats on being the first of us two transform into SSJ3"
Cabba: "Oh piss off! You pushed me over the edge and now I'm all out of stamina!"
Kefla: "That's more like it, ASSERT DOMINANCE YOU TWINK! Show you have balls under that skirt!"
Cabba: "This is NOT a skirt, this is Sadalan war-kilt but I'll show you some dominance! (powers up into SSJ3 again)
Kefla: "Getting rough aren't we? Fine, looks like I'll have to use my SSJ form to teach you a lesson WORM!"
Cabba: "F*CK YOU!"
Kefla: "NO F*CK YOU TWINK!"
Cabba: "I SAID, F*CK YOU!!!"
(SSJ3 Kabba proceeds to lay a pipe on Kefla)
Cabba: "Galic"
Kefla: "Yes!"
Cabba: "CANON"
Kefla: "YESS!"
Cabba: "FIRE!!!"
Kelfa: "Yeeess! Wait, that's it?!! One pump chump and you're done???"
Cabba: "I'm tapped out..."
Kefla: "Hold up, YOU F*CKING ASSHOLE!"
Cabba: "What did I do this time?!!"
Kefla: "You forgot to put on a condom!"
Cabba: "THE F*CKS A CONDOM?!"
Kefla: "Don't play dumb with me Cabba! We have antidepressests here and f*cking Spaceflix, you know damn well what condoms are!"
Cabba: "Well what do you expect me to do woman?"
Kefla: "You'regoing to help us raise our child that's what you cuck!"
Cabba" "... WELP, SORRY! THE KING NEEDS ME BACK ON SADALA, K BYE! (flies away quickly in a spacepod"
Kefla: "OH NO YOU F*CKING DON'T!" (quickly catches up to him in space and retrieves him)

Narrator: "And so Cabba's life of living hell began with raising his child with Caulifla and Kale, paying space-taxes and space childsupport provided to him by earnings he gained from serving his people. Back to Cabba's child with Kefla, they named their daughter Zukki (Zucchini plant) and little to say, their daughter is TOTALLY OVERPOWERED"

Cabba: "This is the worst, having to take care of a brat, dear Kami what came over me?!"
Caulifla: "Will you shut up Cabba, Zukki is trying to sleep and either way you KNOW she'll be recruited into the Sadalan army by the time she's 16 so enjoy what little moments you can while you have a daughter!"
Kale: "Quiet you two, you're both being loud and Zukki needs her nap, isn't that right little Zukkini"
Caulifla: "Aaw, I can't get mad at you Kale, shh, hush little Zukki, get rest"
Cabba: "You know, my dad was right, I DID need to make my own life now that I'm 23 and looks like I got one"
Kale: "Hey speaking of which, did you talk to your parents Cabba about, you know? Having a baby?"
Cabba: "I did Kale, I did and as it turns out, my parents we're planning kicking me out since I had my 18th B-day but didn't have a good reason to bring it up, but now..."
Caulifla: "Yeah, I can see what you mean, my own mom kicked me out when I was only 11, said I was a brat so I can kinda relate. Kale, do you have a place to stay at?"
Kale: "My parents are always working and never home so yeah, Granny Onina would love to be around a grandson"
Cabba: "Well then, what are we waiting for? I'll take out little hunnybun Zukki on my shoulders and-"

(Zukki craps herself into Full Power SSJ form the first time)

Cabba: "Oh Kami IT GOT INTO MY MOUTH!"
(Caulifla and Kale laugh as camera pans out of the view, cut to black)