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The common crabroach is a thriving pest particularly fond of subterranean industrial complexes and my kitchen. Notorious for their surprising speed, ability to multiply, and a complete disregard for personal space, their large eyes are also incredibly reflective and you can always see the stupid bastards staring at you from the air vents while they're nibbling the nacho corn soylent panels they took straight out of your hand because they're a bunch of stupid damn bastard bugs and I want to know who I can blame for the fact that they're fireproof

Description
The common crabroach is a thriving pest particularly fond of subterranean industrial complexes and my kitchen. Notorious for their surprising speed, ability to multiply, and a complete disregard for personal space, their large eyes are also incredibly reflective and you can always see the stupid bastards staring at you from the air vents while they're nibbling the nacho corn soylent panels they took straight out of your hand because they're a bunch of stupid damn bastard bugs and I want to know who I can blame for the fact that they're fireproof