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New TTRPG character, don't laugh. Please! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!

She can turn into a classic Volkswagen Beetle. She got her powers from a space wizard. She wants to know who killed her mom. Basic shit, you learn this in storytelling 101 and you don't subvert ANY of the tropes because you're a traditionalist! And you're NOT trying to distract from the fact that your entire game is run by and played by weird perverts with object TF fetishes, that is NOT what we're talking about today! We're talking about a funny little superhero who can turn into an outdated car! "UGGHH but GOOSEY, that's just the premise of TURBOTEEN! You can't do that! That's STEALING!!!"

Now listen here you little shit... I came up with this idea while playing Adventure Beetle Racing on N64, while also having a discussion with friends about the Blue Beetle trailer, and I said I'd prefer if the Blue Beetle actually just turned into a blue Volkswagen Beetle instead of whatever that movie's about, I didn't see it. Apparently NOBODY saw it! Did YOU see it??? Yeah I didn't think so! ANYWAY, Turboteen turns into a DESIREABLE car, AND, he can only change into a car depending on his body temperature! Not at will, like this cool original character can! So she already has that above TurboBITCH! Also she does it instantaneously. That's right! No slow, weird transformation sequence where her face stretches out. That would be GROSS! She just POOFS into a car in less than a second!

But anyway, I hope you all have a blessed day. I gotta go back to working on my award-winning hit animated series, The Amazing Digital Circus, by Glitch Productions. Catch you on the flippity flip! Don't let me catch you joining any gangs that don't align with my personal beliefs, or I'll have to use my wealth and power to be the puppetmaster of a violent and bloody gang war, with you on the front lines. And I really don't want to have to do that, but I will if provoked.

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New TTRPG character, don't laugh. Please! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!

She can turn into a classic Volkswagen Beetle. She got her powers from a space wizard. She wants to know who killed her mom. Basic shit, you learn this in storytelling 101 and you don't subvert ANY of the tropes because you're a traditionalist! And you're NOT trying to distract from the fact that your entire game is run by and played by weird perverts with object TF fetishes, that is NOT what we're talking about today! We're talking about a funny little superhero who can turn into an outdated car! "UGGHH but GOOSEY, that's just the premise of TURBOTEEN! You can't do that! That's STEALING!!!"

Now listen here you little shit... I came up with this idea while playing Adventure Beetle Racing on N64, while also having a discussion with friends about the Blue Beetle trailer, and I said I'd prefer if the Blue Beetle actually just turned into a blue Volkswagen Beetle instead of whatever that movie's about, I didn't see it. Apparently NOBODY saw it! Did YOU see it??? Yeah I didn't think so! ANYWAY, Turboteen turns into a DESIREABLE car, AND, he can only change into a car depending on his body temperature! Not at will, like this cool original character can! So she already has that above TurboBITCH! Also she does it instantaneously. That's right! No slow, weird transformation sequence where her face stretches out. That would be GROSS! She just POOFS into a car in less than a second!

But anyway, I hope you all have a blessed day. I gotta go back to working on my award-winning hit animated series, The Amazing Digital Circus, by Glitch Productions. Catch you on the flippity flip! Don't let me catch you joining any gangs that don't align with my personal beliefs, or I'll have to use my wealth and power to be the puppetmaster of a violent and bloody gang war, with you on the front lines. And I really don't want to have to do that, but I will if provoked.

Where am I?