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Published: 2011-03-30 19:38:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 14750; Favourites: 394; Downloads: 378
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Vhy are you tying me up-??Heh heh... You're a sexy uke, aren't you?? XD
I thought since every Ger/Ita comic had Germany on top and Italy being all cute underneath, what would happen if Italy one day went "FUCK IT! I'M SICK OF BEING ON THE BOTTOM! YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW!"?
Italian translated through Google, so correct me if I'm wrong:
Prendi il tuo culo picante qui!= Get your sexy ass over here!
Togliti i pantaloni maledatto!= Take off those damn pants!
Tu sei ufficialmente la mia cagna!= You are officially my bitch!
Zitto e mi ami= Shut up and love me!!
And then since Germany and Prussia are german, I had them say random german-type things....ie lederhosen, kartoffel (potato), ich bin awesome...
Kesesesese
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OH YUS. Seme!Italy FTW~ HE HAS NOT ENOUGH LOVE~ AND I LOVE MAH UKE!GERMANY SO MUCH~
AND I SAW NO SMEXY CROP/WHIP OF AWESOME. PRUSSIA. GIVE ITALY DA CROP NOW <3
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Noooes, Italy had a crop...but it snapped in half from whacking ass too much!!! We are having a funeral for the crop (and then going out to buy a new one 
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You must have my children. This was gody.
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Not a fan of children.....But do you want to have mah kittehs???? XD
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... I have enough, thank you.
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How about hamburgers? Om nom nom nom
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HOORAY!!!!!!! I love my life!!!!!!
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WHa??
Dammit, I want an Italy seme (I refer you to mein journal rant XD)
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OOOOH, MAYBE!!! DRAW IT DRAW IT DRAW IT!!!!!!
TO THE GOTH-MOBILE!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
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Romano can seme... PRUSSIA! ^o^
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Oh, that's a crack pairing if I ever saw one 
And PruCan
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I still really do love PruCan. I'll even admit it's hardly canon... but... neither is Greece/Korea! XD
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Ppl really ship that? Wierd.... That's like PolandXCuba (makes no sense, right? I think Cuba is the only straight guy on the show
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Yup. all. the. Time. -.-
(Poor Cuba...)
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Poor Poland! He'd be sitting there all
"Soooooooooooo......you, like, wanna hook up?"
"Uh, I'm gonna go over here now..."
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Me: When did this happen!?
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:iconchibilithunaniaplz: *sigh* You dont want to know.
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Sorry, that was supposed to be Liet...poar Liet........
So if you could kidnap---I mean, who are your faverite characters? XD
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No one else? I feel so bad, I like so many!!!
*swings legs back and forth like a little kid* I like America and I like Germany and I like Russia and I like England and I like France and I like Prussia and I like Canada and I like Switzerland and I like Sweden and I like Poland and I like Lithuania and I like Austria and I like Ukraine and I like Hungary and I like Japan and I like Italy and I like Romano and I like China and I like Finland and I like---
SHUT UP!!!
But...but I...Aw ):
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You didn't ask for all the ones I like, just my favorite. Switzerland is my absolute favorite.
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Oh, sorrys. Who are you FavoriteSSSSSSSSSSS?
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1: Switzerland
2: Russia
3: Sweden and Japan
4: Germany and Italy
5: Finland and Hungary
6: Korea and Prussia andGreece
7: Turkey and Canada
8: China and Spain
9: America
10: Someone else.
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Aw, wai u no likes America? D:
Who would someone else be? Licky-chicken? (I cant freaking pronounce Liechtenstein so I started calling her that. Eh, close enough XD)
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*shrugs* He's in my OTP.
Nope. I dunno. Like Lithuania or someone.
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I likes Liet....durr hurrr........
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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WHO...SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING POROUS IS HE???
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DADA- DADAH- UH...SOMETHIN'SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN' ah gawd, I dont even know any more... *walks away*
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*sad mumble* Spongebob... Squarepants.
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!! SPONGEBOOOOOB SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Yar!
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*makes flute noises with nose*
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