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Published: 2011-03-30 19:38:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 14749; Favourites: 394; Downloads: 378
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Description Vhy are you tying me up-??
Heh heh... You're a sexy uke, aren't you?? XD

I thought since every Ger/Ita comic had Germany on top and Italy being all cute underneath, what would happen if Italy one day went "FUCK IT! I'M SICK OF BEING ON THE BOTTOM! YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW!"?

Italian translated through Google, so correct me if I'm wrong:
Prendi il tuo culo picante qui!= Get your sexy ass over here!
Togliti i pantaloni maledatto!= Take off those damn pants!
Tu sei ufficialmente la mia cagna!= You are officially my bitch!
Zitto e mi ami= Shut up and love me!!

And then since Germany and Prussia are german, I had them say random german-type things....ie lederhosen, kartoffel (potato), ich bin awesome...


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Myst3r10usM1ssD0W3ll [2015-08-22 18:43:53 +0000 UTC]

Is that Chocalate beside the bed?!

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cr8zyg8rl [2015-05-10 23:36:04 +0000 UTC]

What about che palle?

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celestial-akuma [2015-04-18 01:47:28 +0000 UTC]

Prussia is just like "none of my business"

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BloodLily16 [2015-04-01 00:42:49 +0000 UTC]

Prussia's face in the fifth panel is absolutely hilarious.Β 

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xElectricWings [2014-12-03 19:24:28 +0000 UTC]

Loool I don't Ivan right now

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animelover74 [2014-08-04 16:36:20 +0000 UTC]

I love it! It was just awesome!

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GogglesOnFire [2014-07-06 21:29:22 +0000 UTC]

Germany dos not know what to handle being the b*tch... At all. Italy much help 'educate' him in the fine art of submission~!


"Well, West, good luck! I probably won't see you for training with you *ss being all f*cked and stuff. The awesome me needs to go on a bear binge with France and Spain! Tchuse!"

"Ach, nein! Bruder don't leave me here with him!! AHH~!! D-don't touch those!"

"Stai zitto e mi schifo! Io sono in carica, ora!"

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cake-sauce [2014-06-20 18:13:49 +0000 UTC]

Me and went to an amusement park on Tuesday and we went on a roller coaster, and the whole time I was like "FIND MY HAPPY PLACE. FIND MY HAPPY PLACE"

nice comic btw

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WhatInTheActualFuck [2014-05-14 20:26:01 +0000 UTC]

YEAH GERMANY, YOUR ITALYS BITCH NOW!

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AdorkablePeanut314 [2014-05-08 01:42:11 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!!!

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MagdaTheHuman [2014-04-20 18:52:20 +0000 UTC]

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mariekale587 [2014-03-24 06:43:22 +0000 UTC]

hehe hand cuffs and chocolate kinky i wanna know what happenedΒ 

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Kitty13kp [2014-02-17 03:50:23 +0000 UTC]

I meant to put an exclaimation point

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Kitty13kp [2014-02-17 03:48:55 +0000 UTC]

Can't stop laughing. ?...bwahahahahahahahahah XD

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alaskajones [2014-01-21 10:55:15 +0000 UTC]

Prussiass all like: yup I'm just go a sit here not help him with my bird on mah head.
Me: *rofl*

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HetaliaLove100 [2014-01-03 01:06:02 +0000 UTC]

I love this!!!

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mystery942 [2013-11-18 12:19:37 +0000 UTC]

Your a good artist

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Petman1325 [2013-07-10 13:36:44 +0000 UTC]

XD That made my day! So freaking funny! (Funny enough, I looked up the translations before I saw the description.)

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CrazyTarget101 [2013-03-12 17:13:10 +0000 UTC]

PFFT- I can't stop laughing! And prussia's just sitting there all like xD

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ZWolf14 [2013-03-02 07:05:48 +0000 UTC]

Stai zitto e amami!!! I'm gonna randomly start shouting that at people at my school and see my one friend know what it means (cuz he knows a little Italian XD)

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ZWolf14 [2013-03-02 07:02:35 +0000 UTC]

....I DONT EVEN....MEIN GOTT....
Vee, that was a-fun!~
....@_@;;;

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delusionaltherapist In reply to ZWolf14 [2014-12-27 21:08:39 +0000 UTC]

The best description so far XD

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Koli-sama [2013-02-12 20:23:42 +0000 UTC]

"Get your sexy ass over here!"
WHAT
I DON'T EVEN-
Italy's so sexy..................................... and his sex loving influence.

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HotaruMitsuki101 [2012-12-13 16:00:59 +0000 UTC]

I love how Prussia just sits there, not questioning it.

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Cindycat214 [2012-12-11 11:21:01 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so much at this X3

Italy's putting Germany in handcuffs and Prussia... Prussia's just sitting there watching it all happen.

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Aura-Shadow-Beckett [2012-12-09 04:27:22 +0000 UTC]

Please more! :0

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jojodarkpaws-xxx [2012-10-25 16:23:28 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, germany's happy place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and italy wanting sex is tooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AiyakiaYuka [2012-10-10 13:14:57 +0000 UTC]

I think Ludwig has gone through.... you know..... *points out the...err...handcuffs?*
OH MAH GAWD I CAN IMAGINE IT ALL OWO

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Kaizoku-no-Yume [2012-09-28 17:44:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh mon dieu... Epic. xD
I love Prussia's face xD And poor Germany at the end.... He looks so cute xDD

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MasterOfVampires [2012-09-28 17:23:02 +0000 UTC]

Prussia's face.... x3

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StriatonTrioFan7 [2012-09-06 20:33:18 +0000 UTC]

WHOA!....I like it >X{D

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ayumusmile [2012-08-14 20:57:29 +0000 UTC]

Seme Italy is total win!!

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doomsdaythedeathmaid [2012-07-27 02:00:07 +0000 UTC]

what does che palle mean?

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Rose21991 [2012-07-25 06:43:10 +0000 UTC]

LoLz XD I understood some of the things Italy said XD XD XD oh Italy you are cute even when ur a perv

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kemenchan [2012-07-24 22:51:13 +0000 UTC]

i loooooooooove this pic! If I can give you some advice the phrase "Shut up and love me" is better translated into " zitto e amami!" the word "mi" is placed after the verb. we use "mi ami" as "you love me" or "mi ami?" "do you love me?". I apologize for my bad English but yours pic is is so beautiful that caught my attention. kiss

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ZetsumeiYaumi [2012-07-13 04:32:36 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE this XDDDD Go to your happy place Ludwig because im about to invade!

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MCR-DeathShadowCat [2012-06-29 06:03:58 +0000 UTC]

I love your style of drawing and the comic made me DIE XD

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SakuMulti [2012-06-27 19:35:53 +0000 UTC]

Prussia just watched.

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6t76t [2012-06-17 02:58:50 +0000 UTC]

Even though I don't like GerIta, this is funny as hell. XD

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icanthandlethis [2012-04-13 15:26:09 +0000 UTC]

I love Prussia's face

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IamfemGermany [2012-03-15 19:23:40 +0000 UTC]

WHAAAAAA!!!!!

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UnifiedNations [2012-03-01 20:19:55 +0000 UTC]

ha ha! got this is so funny! and i feel like its happened to Germany before XD i actually have a doujin wear something like this happens~ lol any way, i love this and your art rocks!

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Raihiko [2012-02-20 00:14:20 +0000 UTC]

Ahahah so funny! XΒ°D I love when Italy wants to be seme!

Anyway there are some mistakes:

Get your sexy ass over here!= Porta qui il tuo bel culetto! [In italy we usually don't translate "sexy" so you can even say "Porta qui quel culetto sexy!" but it is not very used]

Take off those damn pants!= Togliti quei dannati pantaloni [if you want ot be more rude or more vulgar, you can even say: "Togliti quei cazzo di pantaloni!"...While "Togliti i pantaloni maledetto!" is something like "Take off those pants, damn you!" It is not wrong, but it is like Italy is saying "damn" to Germany not to the pants]

You are officially my bitch! = Sei la mia puttanella ufficiale! [you can even say "Sei ufficialmente la mia puttanella!"...while "cagna" is the female form of cane=dog...it is ok if you want so say "bitch" but it is not so much used..Maybe the best one would be "Ora sei ufficialmente la mia puttanella!"= Now you are officially my bitch]

Shut up and love me!! = Zitto e amami! [ "Mi ami" is formal, none would say "love me" in this way, 'cause it is like if you are speaking with a stranger...while you can use the words "mi ami" in a question: "Mi ami?" But it is like if you're saying "Do you love me?" but in this case "love" can only be interpreted like the feeling and not like the action of "making love" ^^]


I hope I could be helpful even if my english sucks Γ§_Γ§
And don't worry: Google Tanslator is a trap Γ§_Γ§ I use it too and it betrays me everytime Γ§_Γ§

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CrazyILady [2012-02-03 08:53:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh Italy. How I love your Seme side! Poor unsuspecting Germany though, lol. *shakes head*

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Sir-Harold [2011-12-18 10:24:12 +0000 UTC]

I like this~
Seme Italy is the BEST.

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BatHeartRuler [2011-11-24 21:51:16 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahaha XD I really love this

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takemeonordie [2011-11-09 17:07:47 +0000 UTC]

I don't really like this pairing, but I think this is so cute!!!! Poor Germany XD

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creative-cheese [2011-10-30 18:25:10 +0000 UTC]

I love how Prussia's JUST WATCHING XD

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Seal-of-Metatron [2011-10-14 10:53:15 +0000 UTC]

I love the occasional doujinshis I find where Germany is the uke! Makes my day, seriously...

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tee-hee-hee-su [2011-09-22 23:31:35 +0000 UTC]

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