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Vhy are you tying me up-??Heh heh... You're a sexy uke, aren't you?? XD
I thought since every Ger/Ita comic had Germany on top and Italy being all cute underneath, what would happen if Italy one day went "FUCK IT! I'M SICK OF BEING ON THE BOTTOM! YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW!"?
Italian translated through Google, so correct me if I'm wrong:
Prendi il tuo culo picante qui!= Get your sexy ass over here!
Togliti i pantaloni maledatto!= Take off those damn pants!
Tu sei ufficialmente la mia cagna!= You are officially my bitch!
Zitto e mi ami= Shut up and love me!!
And then since Germany and Prussia are german, I had them say random german-type things....ie lederhosen, kartoffel (potato), ich bin awesome...
Kesesesese
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Comments: 313
Dragongirl124680 In reply to Gothwork [2011-05-12 19:26:33 +0000 UTC]
Np~ I always wondered if the roles could be reversed. Now, I know. XD
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Gothwork In reply to Dragongirl124680 [2011-05-30 07:04:45 +0000 UTC]
And knowing is half the battle!!!!
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Dragongirl124680 In reply to Gothwork [2011-05-30 11:49:29 +0000 UTC]
yup. Wait-what's the other half?
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Gothwork In reply to Dragongirl124680 [2011-06-04 18:51:42 +0000 UTC]
OH sorry, its GI Joe thing.....nevermind.....
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hikari46 In reply to ??? [2011-04-24 20:15:26 +0000 UTC]
Lovely job! :3 Urgh, sorry for my horrible English! D:
"Zitto e mi ami..." actually, the correct form is "zitto e amami!"
and "maledatto" is "maledetto", too.
"Tu sei uffucilamente la mia cagna!" is okay: but it's more correct withouth the "Tu"; only "Sei ufficialmente la mia cagna!"
"prendi il tuo culo piccante qui!"... uuhm...
it's withouth sense. I can't understand. But Italy's fucking Germany, and this is a good thing! :3
*little italian teacher-mode off"
I love your work! It's really funny :3
See you!
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Gothwork In reply to hikari46 [2011-04-25 15:25:12 +0000 UTC]
Thanks!! I am AWFUL at Italian so it all works. Sorry it makes no sense, I had to use Google Translate.
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hikari46 In reply to Gothwork [2011-04-27 13:13:28 +0000 UTC]
Oh, doesn't matter! Your job is more important than Google Translate's horrible italian! :3
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Blue-Demon-Hybrid In reply to ??? [2011-04-24 01:01:11 +0000 UTC]
Italy should seme more often. X3
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3lano [2011-04-14 01:35:34 +0000 UTC]
o.o That was awesome. I would've never thought of that.
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LookingForLoo [2011-04-13 05:11:45 +0000 UTC]
You know what the sad thing is. Prussia really doesn't look all that surprised. Its almost like he was planning it or something.......
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MyobiXHitachiin In reply to ??? [2011-04-11 22:54:41 +0000 UTC]
fopgykiortuygiowejtoierhyijer0tgkyeriljedfgm 7mid!! XD
so.. awesome! XD
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Gothwork In reply to MyobiXHitachiin [2011-04-12 18:48:10 +0000 UTC]
uhhhhh...bless you!
Thank you!!!!!
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Chikoliini In reply to ??? [2011-04-09 07:48:32 +0000 UTC]
....I almost squealed like a fangirl.
Because ItaGer is so rare and that is my ultimate favourite pairing of the series. Especially with yandere!Italy.
I love you for this. MARRY ME.
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Gothwork In reply to Chikoliini [2011-04-11 15:22:06 +0000 UTC]
well, I already proposed to my standee of George Clooney...bu what the hell, I'll be a polygamist
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KittySkywalker In reply to ??? [2011-04-08 01:13:27 +0000 UTC]
First of all I love you for drawing this
I've always wanted more seme!Italy
And second....poor poor Luddy.
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Gothwork In reply to KittySkywalker [2011-04-08 01:18:12 +0000 UTC]
Daw, I love you too!!
Don't worry, he recovered...eventually XD
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KittySkywalker In reply to Gothwork [2011-04-08 01:19:44 +0000 UTC]
Yay!
Yeah...after a week of sitting on cushions constantly right? XD
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Gothwork In reply to KittySkywalker [2011-04-08 01:22:17 +0000 UTC]
Eh...after about a month, he was able to sit upright
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KittySkywalker In reply to Gothwork [2011-04-08 01:30:36 +0000 UTC]
Hmmm....so how long did it take the poor thing to walk again?
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Gothwork In reply to KittySkywalker [2011-04-08 01:31:58 +0000 UTC]
Poor dear, he had about three months' recovery...It would have been longer if Italy's whip hadn't broken
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KittySkywalker In reply to Gothwork [2011-04-08 01:35:36 +0000 UTC]
I guess that was a good stroke of luck then, say what did get Italy into such a sadistic mood?
-Not that my inner fangirl minds all that much-
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Gothwork In reply to KittySkywalker [2011-04-08 02:09:36 +0000 UTC]
Well, he was drunk in the comic...so he's obviously a raging drunk.
But on the "why", why do you think he was drinking?
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KittySkywalker In reply to Gothwork [2011-04-08 02:15:30 +0000 UTC]
Ah, at least I know what kind of drunk Italy is...
And as for why...he was probably tired of people teasing him about being an uke.
He's not anymore.
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Gothwork In reply to KittySkywalker [2011-04-08 02:19:57 +0000 UTC]
Screw you all! *hic* I'm no' an uke! I'ma Italian! We are lovers! Dammit, Romano! *hic* I'ma show Germany who wears-a the pants in this relationship *stumble stumble*
What the hell was that about?
Che palle
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KittySkywalker In reply to Gothwork [2011-04-08 02:41:32 +0000 UTC]
Germany: Help me!!!!!!!
Prussia: Ah....yeah I'm good. He's your boyfriend you deal with it.
Romano: Aha ha ha the potato bastard finally gets what's coming to him!
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Gothwork In reply to KittySkywalker [2011-04-08 17:36:09 +0000 UTC]
Germany...*hic* I'ma sick an' tired o' you always beatin' me up! I'ma just as good as you are! *hiccup* I'ma good lover! I've-a always been there for you! And anudder thin--BLERG!!!!
I'm not cleaning that up.
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KittySkywalker In reply to Gothwork [2011-04-09 01:51:42 +0000 UTC]
Oh yes you are.
Oh no I'm not.
You sure about that?
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Gothwork In reply to KittySkywalker [2011-04-09 02:35:47 +0000 UTC]
Get your ass in that bedroom NOW.
But..but i...
NOW!!!
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KittySkywalker In reply to Gothwork [2011-04-09 03:00:36 +0000 UTC]
Okay fine...but be gentle this time
Okay I'll try...
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Gothwork In reply to KittySkywalker [2011-04-09 03:03:15 +0000 UTC]
YOU SAID YOU'D BE GENTLE, GOTT IN HIMMEL!!!!!!
i said i'd try!! Never said I'd succeed XD
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KittySkywalker In reply to Gothwork [2011-04-10 01:39:03 +0000 UTC]
Feli~ Come on...give me a break here, I have to go to work tomorrow!
Well you'll just have to stay home from work then~
This sucks...
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Gothwork In reply to KittySkywalker [2011-04-11 15:35:03 +0000 UTC]
Who cares about the UN anyway? Al we do is sit and blab
THE NEXT DAY
WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE TWO???
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KittySkywalker In reply to Gothwork [2011-04-11 23:23:04 +0000 UTC]
No! We're late for the meeting!....but I can't walk yet...
Then my work here is done~!
MEANWHILE:
Japan, do you know why the hell those two are late?
I have no idea!!!
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Gothwork In reply to KittySkywalker [2011-04-15 15:38:22 +0000 UTC]
*limping* guten morgen.....ugh.....
What the hell happened to you??
Long story...
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KittySkywalker In reply to Gothwork [2011-04-17 00:26:06 +0000 UTC]
I demand an explination!
Trust me...none of you want to know...
:yayitalyplz: I'm willing to give hands on demonstrations~
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Gothwork In reply to KittySkywalker [2011-04-25 15:28:12 +0000 UTC]
lalalalala, oh hai der Germy!!!
shivers in fear
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KittySkywalker In reply to Gothwork [2011-04-26 00:09:03 +0000 UTC]
Why are you looking at me like that?
Why do you think?! I don't want to get raped again!
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Gothwork In reply to KittySkywalker [2011-05-16 16:16:28 +0000 UTC]
Admit it... YOULIKESIT!!!!!!!!
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