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Published: 2011-03-30 19:38:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 14750; Favourites: 394; Downloads: 378
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Vhy are you tying me up-??Heh heh... You're a sexy uke, aren't you?? XD
I thought since every Ger/Ita comic had Germany on top and Italy being all cute underneath, what would happen if Italy one day went "FUCK IT! I'M SICK OF BEING ON THE BOTTOM! YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW!"?
Italian translated through Google, so correct me if I'm wrong:
Prendi il tuo culo picante qui!= Get your sexy ass over here!
Togliti i pantaloni maledatto!= Take off those damn pants!
Tu sei ufficialmente la mia cagna!= You are officially my bitch!
Zitto e mi ami= Shut up and love me!!
And then since Germany and Prussia are german, I had them say random german-type things....ie lederhosen, kartoffel (potato), ich bin awesome...
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OMG this just made my ENTIRE DAY! I was lmao at the last panel! And yes, what if Italy for once was the seme? That would crack me up! lol "You are officially my bitch!" I litterally fell off my chair laughing! and now, you my friend deserve a llama! You have earned yourself a llama from me!
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...how much of that did Gilbert watch?
And chill out Luddy, you know you like it~
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ROFL. :'D Ohh, that was utterly FANTASTIC. XD Especially Germany's face in the last picture. :'D Brilliant job!
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this comic has made me want more seme italy now!!!!
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poor Ludwig XD
I'll write here the correct translation of the italian text there, just in case ^^
"get your sexy ass over here" = "porta qui il tuo culo sexy!"
"take off those damn pants" = "togliti quei dannati pantaloni!"
"you are officially my bitch" = "sei ufficialmente la mia puttana!"
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Thanks, man! I can't speak italian at all, so i stupidly used google translate
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you're welcome ^^
and of course, Google translate will save us all (I use it too for languages I don't know XD)
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oh, and "shut up and love me" ahould be "zitto e amami" ^^
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Ve, I laughed so hard reading what I was apparently saying~. I have to favorite this just for that~.
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I'm glad you laughed!! Laughter is the very best medicine (unless you're sick with a cold in which it will make you cough up a lung 
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Ve, especially since I only acted anything similar to this once ever~.
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.................. dish dish!!
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Ve~, you really want to know? Ve*...okay~!
It was Britannia Angel's fault. I'm kinda a coward, you know? So I was wishing that I could be more forward about what I want, but there were no shooting stars~. Ve, then England showed up in that weird Angel outfit with his "Hoata~" and everything, and the next thing I knew, I was in Germany's room! Ve, apparently I have subconscious wants, too. Ve~, imagine the details yourself, but Captain really did get kind of scared of me for a while there...
((*Ve as in the Italian word "Well" not as in his verbal tic))
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I went to google translate to find our what italy was saying. i should not have done so :I
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Except it's apparently the worst Italian grammar EVER XP Oh well, at least I poisoned your mind
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omg do one of these with fem!Germany and i'll worship you forever... *drool*
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YOU SHALL SEE!!!!
I might post one... idk.
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i looooove ItaXfemGer and PrussiaXFemGermany....i've also been obsessing over FMA...my oc is a klutz tho...but Ed gets all protective...threatening any male who so much as glances at her. and sweet paracelsus...god help the few men who muster enough suicidal tendency to give her a once-over or twice-over...and the man who gives her a whistle or cat call...he's as good as buried...lolz
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...................i like turtles........... (if you get this, i will so squeal in joy!!!!)
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Yeah....It was cute! That boy was so cute! And the turtles..... I dont know....
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Sarah Palin said that and there was a parody of a kid saying it lolz though turtles also make me think of Spain and Romano when they had dinner at the restaurant
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Oh, with all the little turtles!!!
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is that what you were referring to?
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i still think Seme!Italy would be perfect with a freaked out Fem!Germany...she'd be like "holy crap...he's on top..."
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I still think she'd be on top...somehow.....
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well of course, but there's always that grace period of like ten minutes where she's so caught off-guard that Feliciano's dominant...that after the grace period is over, she breaks out the handcuffs and riding crop...she IS Germany after all. lolz and everyone knows Doitsu(Doiko) is into BDSM hehehehe
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I can see Italy being all romantic, setting out flowers, making dinner, etc. and all of a sudden, she comes out with a crop. XD
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lolz ikr?! btw it's not grown Doiko but it's a chibi!fem!germany...with her older schwester Prussia!
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i did that from a base and posted up on dA...giving full credit to base-maker of course
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Gilly was too busy taking mental pictures...and fapping
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But how is he because his vital region is....OMG...Prussia what have you been eating. D:
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Have a tissue, my friend, I just cleaned the carpet
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omg This is hilarious!!!!
... and is that... chocolate...? *has dirty thoughts*
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