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"Okay, this one was just odd. I was going around today searching for a new Magical Object when I stopped by a small restaurant. When I approached, Distortion energy readings were spiking. Noticing this, I stepped inside and tried searching for the source of the energy."

"Evidently the readings seemed to be coming from within the kitchen. I was worried that I wouldn't be able to salvage it, but then something horrible happened. Everyone started hearing loud screams and the clashing of pots and pans coming from the kitchen. My device warned me that energy readings were flying off the charts when a pot suddenly sprung out the kitchen door. Upon closer inspection, I noticed it had tentacles made of pure Distortion energy! One of them seemed to be gripping the pot's lid. Judging from the noises, I think the pot attacked everyone in sight with anything it could get its zappy tentacles on. I then had my first and hopefully last chase with a cooking pot."

"I'm not a runner, but I do have my electric magic. As distance was increasing between us, I zapped the pot in its tentacles, phasing them out of existence and immobilizing the pot. I quickly grabbed its lid and slammed it on, hoping it wouldn't attempt to attack me or escape. After that, I managed to put it in the New Lab."

"I was REALLY reluctant to perform any tests with this one, but I did one anyway. I tried lifting the lid, but it almost immediately tried to lunge at me, forcing me to slam the lid back down. Well, at least I know now it's harmless as long as the lid is on!"

"I still chuckle a bit thinking about the restaurant's reviews now that everyone knows a pot attacked the staff and ran away."

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"Okay, this one was just odd. I was going around today searching for a new Magical Object when I stopped by a small restaurant. When I approached, Distortion energy readings were spiking. Noticing this, I stepped inside and tried searching for the source of the energy."

"Evidently the readings seemed to be coming from within the kitchen. I was worried that I wouldn't be able to salvage it, but then something horrible happened. Everyone started hearing loud screams and the clashing of pots and pans coming from the kitchen. My device warned me that energy readings were flying off the charts when a pot suddenly sprung out the kitchen door. Upon closer inspection, I noticed it had tentacles made of pure Distortion energy! One of them seemed to be gripping the pot's lid. Judging from the noises, I think the pot attacked everyone in sight with anything it could get its zappy tentacles on. I then had my first and hopefully last chase with a cooking pot."

"I'm not a runner, but I do have my electric magic. As distance was increasing between us, I zapped the pot in its tentacles, phasing them out of existence and immobilizing the pot. I quickly grabbed its lid and slammed it on, hoping it wouldn't attempt to attack me or escape. After that, I managed to put it in the New Lab."

"I was REALLY reluctant to perform any tests with this one, but I did one anyway. I tried lifting the lid, but it almost immediately tried to lunge at me, forcing me to slam the lid back down. Well, at least I know now it's harmless as long as the lid is on!"

"I still chuckle a bit thinking about the restaurant's reviews now that everyone knows a pot attacked the staff and ran away."